Hello San Fransisco. My name is Zuma Dogg and I just happened to catch your mayor, Gubernatorial hopeful Gavin Newsome with his beautiful new wife at the Startbucks in Malibu, California talking campaign strategy with with someone pictured below. For those wondering, it was a three way conversation, for sure, with Mrs. Newsome weighing in with plenty to say.
Luckily, Los Angeles 2009 Mayoral hopeful Zuma Dogg had his camera nearby and the two (Newsome and Dogg) were able to cut a video segment together in which ZD aks Mayor Newsome for his support declaring, "If you support me, I'll support you."
Unfortunately, if Mayor Newsome plans on winning the Gubenatorial election, he's off to a bad start in L.A. County, because his gas guzzling SUV was parked in the fire lane, so Zuma Dogg had to put on his Deputy Mayor hat (sombrero actually) and make the mayor move his SUV or risk citizen's arrest.
Luckily, the mayor complied and the vehicle was moved into a compliant space.
Afterwards, the two most powerful political figures in the State (besides current, now un-popular Governor Arnold Sissynegger) had a chance to speak about what it will take to win the State.
Unfortunately, if Mayor Newsome plans on winning the Gubenatorial election, he's off to a bad start in L.A. County, because his gas guzzling SUV was parked in the fire lane, so Zuma Dogg had to put on his Deputy Mayor hat (sombrero actually) and make the mayor move his SUV or risk citizen's arrest.
Luckily, the mayor complied and the vehicle was moved into a compliant space.
Afterwards, the two most powerful political figures in the State (besides current, now un-popular Governor Arnold Sissynegger) had a chance to speak about what it will take to win the State.
VIDEO COMING SOON. CHECK BACK MONDAY AFTERNOON.
Meanwhile, here is an excerpt from the current "Zuma Dogg Show" seen on Time Warner cable throughout Los Angeles. THESE ARE THE PROBLEMS FACING LOS ANGELES ACCORDING TO ZUMA DOGG. I wonder if San Fransisco suffers from the same problem of political shadiness combined with overall incompetence? Meanwhile, check out my website. If you have Prop 215 co-ops, maybe I'll pay your city a visit!@
ZumaDogg@Mayor09.com
ZumaTimes.com (Official Website and More ZD Videos)
6 comments:
The San Franciso Mayor better not let his hot wife anywhere near the horny Mayor of Los Angeles.
LA citizens, puh leez don't leave your hunky Mayor alone with that horny Mayor of San Francisco.
Please! Don't worry about Newsom's actress/bimbo blond wife having an affair..she's so blindly naive, loyal, and in denial about her cheating & drinking man, you'll have to pry her from Newsom's side.
would it be too much to ask you to try and spell Mr. Mayor's last name, a mere 6 letters, properly when you dis him?
N E W S O M.
Never had an "E" at the end. Dunno how you could get something that easy wrong, but hey! it's your blog you can screw his name up how you like.
All I know, is Tommy Newsome of the Tonight Show (Johnny Carson Era) spelled it with an "e" so I don't see why Gavin would try and confuse things. I wanted to spell my name "Zuma Dog" with only ONE "G", but everyone told me Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg and all the "Dogg" rappers spell it with two "G's". So you didn't see me sit here and try and be trendy by going against the trend. If he wants to win Governor, first thing is tell him to start using the "e" at the end on all his campaign fliers. And I don't think I dissed him? What was the dis? Nothing but fair and accurate journalism on my part.
It's time that you Mr.Dogg & your readers take a peak at the atrocities taking place in our rotten city and keep up to date with the political shenannigans at www.insidethesfpd.com. Lots of inside rambling. We don't want or like Gavy any more than you...
-Powder
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