[Pictured: Zuma Dogg is gonna shut you up once and for all, son! Don't waste your money on running. It's over. You thought it's a game...BUT IT AIN'T!]
It would be quite an irony if a guy like outgoing Los Angeles City Attorney Rocktard "Rocky" Delgadilldo actually became Attorney General. Not that the clown has a shot in hell after his past term as L.A. City Attorney. (Just ask Paris Hilton, or Rocky's wife who smashed up a city car, or all the nutty bullshit that empty suit has been getting away with. Rocktard becoming Attorney General would be like Clyde Barrow becoming the new Deputy Mayor of Homeland Security.
But besides a jury tampering charge that I may be filing against Mr. Delgadilldo, should I secure legal representation to go after the cowardly clown, here is another reason Rocktard should never be Attorney General: PAY-TO-PLAY!
You know, I haven't been thinking about Rocky much lately, cause who cares about an outgoing schmuck who has NO chance of beating the Obama-backed candidate running against Rocky.
BUT, he ended up on Zuma Dogg's radar this week, when I found out what a Douchebag with so much to hide, Rocky actually is.
As you know, City Attorney elect, Carmen Trutanich is getting ready to take over the office.
Well the City Attorney's office has become a big joke, like Rocky himself;so Trutanich ("Nuch") wants to get some non-shady, un-corrupt people in there to turn the office into an actual "City ATTORNEY'S office, instead of City "POLITICIANS" office.
However, Delgadilldo tenured in 12 of his political appointments and they cannot be fired. This means Nuch will only have 6 people he can appoint. Let's look at why this happened.
Rocky tenured in the 12, leaving Nuch (or whoever the next city attorney would be) so that Delgadillo could not be investigated once he left office. With a staff of about 850 people to run, you cannot run the department AND do an investigation with only 6, low level, lower paid workers.
So this pissed Zuma Dogg off, because now the city is stuck paying these Delgadilldo jock-tip suckers a full salary while they sit in their offices and waste more of your money.
THESE CLOWNS WILL NOT DO SHIT FOR CARMEN'S OFFICE OR THE CITY. THEY ARE ONLY THERE TO BE DEAD WEIGHT TO KEEP CARMEN FROM INVESTIGATING ROCKY.
So now Delgadillo has a BIG FUCKING ZUMA DOGG PROBLEM, BECAUSE I WILL BE MAKING A RARE UNITED EFFORT WITH INFERIOR LOSER, AVRIL "ACE" SMITH TO HELP DEFEAT DELGADILLDO!!! That's right, my enemies enemy is my homie in this case.
Because Ace is running the campaign of the Obaman-backed candidate. SO DELGADILLO WILL BECOME NOTHING BUT A MERE PUNCHING BAG FOR ZUMA DOGG TO GO OFF ON.
SO HOW DO YOU TAKE DOWN THE NEXT ATTORNEY GENERAL CANDIDATE OF CALIFORNIA, WHEN HE IS A COWARLDY, DUMB CROOK LIKE ROCKY DELGADILLO?:
1) You look at each and every contract that he ever handed out/awarded each and every law firm during his term as City Attorney. (The city hires outside attorneys all the time.)
2) You compare the contract Rocky awarded, to his campaign contributions.
Zuma Dogg says you might be surprised to find that 100%/EVERY law firm that ever got a contract from Delgadillo while City Attorney, ALSO CONTRIBUTED MONEY TO DELGADILLO! That, my friend, is called PAY-TO-PLAY!!!''
So when you are running for California Attorney General, and you are a 100% Pay-To-Play guy; you better neuter your office, so when you leave office, the next city attorney cannot investigate you, because you tenured 12 of 16 positions, not leaving enough staff to go after your ass.
WELL, BITCHADILLO, ZUMA DOGG HAS YOUR NUMBER. AND IT'S "100%!!!) That's the percent Zuma Dogg says ANY news reporter, or FEDERAL INVESTIGATOR MAY BE SURPRISED TO FIND IF THEY DO THE COMPARISON.
No wonder Delgapussy didn't want Laura Chick to run an audit, and no wonder she wanted to. Well, soon to be former City Attorney, and soon to be out of public office forever, and soon to be investigated because you are on the wrong side of TEAM OBAMA...
NEXT TIME DON'T JURY TAMPER...AND DON'T FUCK UP THE CITY BY PULLING THE SHIT YOU JUST PULLED, SON!
You abused your power, and you are going down BITCHADILLO! AND I WILL BE SURE YOU NEVER BECOME ANYTHING, EVER AGAIN. AND SINCE YOU HAD TO POP UP ON MY RADAR AND YOU REMINDED ME, TELL MARIA I WILL BE FILING. I BET A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO FILE THIS JURY TAMPERING CASE AGAINST YOU AND MARIA, JUST TO TAKE YOU OUT OF THE ATTORNEY GENERAL RACE.
(If you are an attorney, and would like to take out Delgadillo with a jury tampering/pergury case, call 213-785-7272. Ask for Zuma Dogg.)
AND, PLEASE INVESTIGATE ROCKY DELGADILLO FOR PAY TO PLAY, AS IT APPEARS YOU DID NOT GET A CONTRACT AS LAW FIRM FROM THE LOS ANGELES CITY ATTORNEY'S OFFICE, UNLESS YOU PAID ROCKY!
Adois, Rocktard! DON'T FUCK WITH ZUMA DOGG, WHORE!