What a perfect item to blog as Zuma Dogg is a candidate for City Council (CD2/Sept 22) to reflect back on the VERY FIRST ISSUE he ever spoke on...the issue that BROUGHT him INTO city hall in the first place on April 4, 2006: VENICE BEACH ORDINANCE 42.15 (Ban on Zuma Dogg Tshirts, Matt Dowd incense and Michael Hunt shea butter, among other protected items like handmade jewelery and artistic whatnot.
ZUMA DOGG, MATT AND MIKE (pre-hood days) WARNED and WARNED and WARNED city council that this was an illegal law and was a FEDERAL violation. WE WARNED OF THE EXPENSE IT WOULD COST THE CITY.
Zuma Dogg woke up every day...day after day after day...trying to get them to "put it back" so ZD could get back to life as allowed under the U.S Constitution. BUT THEY TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF...Deputy Douchebag John Brady told Matt, Mike and ZD, "The city runs the city and if you don't like it sue."
Welp, sure enough, a FEDERAL judge told them The People were RIGHT, and DUMB, FEDERAL LAW VIOLATING City Council was (as usual, when contrasted against ZD's opinion) WAS WRONG-WRONG-WRONG!!!
A FEDERAL JUDGE TOLD VACATION-VILLARAIGOSA AND THOSE 15 ARROGANT, POMPUS ASSES TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT THE LAW BACK...YOU ARE WRONG...AND YOU LOSE!!!
Meanwhile, LOOK AT WHAT IT COST ZUMA DOGG!!!
LOOK AT HOW I AM LIVING NOW!!!
I WAS PAYING RENT IN A HOME BEFORE YOU ILLEGALLY HAD LAPD PREVENT ME FROM DOING WHAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SAID I COULD DO!!!
YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER GOTTEN FROM ZUMA DOGG!
HA HA! LOOK HOW PEOPLE LOVE ME AND HATE YOU!
LOOK HOW THEY ASK YOU ABOUT ME WHEN YOU MEET PEOPLE AT YOUR OWN EVENTS!
LOOK AT THE AVALANCE OF SHIT I DUMPED ON YOUR HEADS ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA, ERIC GARCETTI, JAN PERRY, ED REYES, GREG SMITH (fuck that dumb "i"), BERNARD PARKS, JANCIE HAHN, HERB WESSON, DENNY ZINE, BILL ROSENDAHL (still love ya though, guy), TOM LA BONGHIT, WENDY GREUESOME GREUEL, JACKASS WEISS (alarCON wasn't CM when it was passed, so he's off the hook for once). BUT I HOPE THE REST OF YOU ENDURE NOTHING BUT HEARTBREAK AND GRIEF EVERY SECOND OF EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY! I HOPE YOUR FAMILY HAS TO ENDURE WHAT MINE HAS OVER WHAT YOU DUMB, ARROGANT, SPINELESS, DUMBER, HELPLESS, NON-LEADER, EXCUSE MAKERS PUT ME THROUGH YOU G*D DAMN SON OF A BITCHES! You should go charter a private jet from Lynard Skynyard's pilot, I could only hope. If he's not available, try Stevie Ray Vaughn's helicopter pilot! WHY COULDN'T YOU BE ON THAT FLIGHT INSTEAD OF STEVIE RAY VAUGHN!
That way at least...
THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES WOULD NOT HAVE JUST ANNOUNCED AT 1:00PM DURING THE BUDGET AND DUMASS COMMITTEE THAT THEY HAVE TO PAY HALF A MILLION DOLLARS ($470,000) INTO A FEDERAL FUND UNTIL THE APPEAL OVER THE HUNT/DOWN LAWSUIT IS RULED IN 9th Appeals Court.
SO THERE IS HALF A MILLION (plus the expenses to defend the judgment in the appeal case) THAT IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR FIRE, POLICE, LIBRARY, PARKS & REC, STREET SERVICES OR ANYTHING ELSE JUST WHEN WE NEED IT MOST!
Not so cocky and smug now, are you, you DUMB-BANKRUPTERS!
and one more time...
I TOLD YOU SO!
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE EVEN ENTERS CHAMBERS ONE SINGLE TIME...AND NOW LOOK AT YA, YOU ZERO RESPECT IN YOUR OWN COMMUNITY LOW-LIFE SCOUNDRALS!
YOU DESERVE EVERY BIT OF NERVOUS BUTTERFLY PANIC YOU ARE EXPERIENCING WAITING FOR SEC AND OTHER FEDERAL INVESTIGATIVE SHOES TO DROP!
FOR ALL YOUR MONEY AND POWER...YOU CAN'T ENJOY A SECOND OF IT, EVEN ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON...BECAUSE OF THE SHIT I AM EXPOSING AND MAKING YOU WORRY ABOUT. AND...you are most likely looked down upon now, by your own low-life constituents you DO NOT represent.
NOW GO WRITE THAT CHECK FOR $470,000 WENDY AND DEPOSIT IT INTO THE FEDERAL BANK ACCOUNT. Y'ALL HAVE BEEN PUT INTO ESCROW BY HUNT AND DOWD.
You dumb councilmembers remind me of that Bob Dylan song, "How Does It Feel." YOU HAVE LESS DIGNITY THAN THAT.
NOW GO SCREW YOURSELVES AND RUIN EVERYONE ELSE'S LIFE THAT YOU POSSIBLY CAN, WHILE YOU BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE WAZOO BY THE BIG MONEY WHO PUSHES YOU AROUND LIKE JIM HENSON PUSHED AROUND KERMIT THE FROG!
YOU LOSE...HALF A MILLION TO HUNT/DOWD, DUMMIES! Why don't you all sign the check in one big dumb check signing photo session.