Today's Most Clicked - BlogNetNews: Oh no...it's Zuma Dogg's campaign flier post. (BIGGER THAN THE BIGGEST CITY OR STATE ISSUE OUT OF 100 BLOGS!)
COPY AND PASTE THIS OFFICIAL ZUMA DOGG FOR CITY COUNCIL CAMPAIGN FLIER —L.A. Daily Blog
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WOULD YOU SPEND $4500 TO HAVE ZUMA DOGG MAKE IT TO THE CITY COUNCIL RUN-OFF?: Zuma Dogg's team of political stragegists agree that with 10,000 mailers he would make the run-off in the City Council CD 2 election this Tuesday September, 22nd. I was walking down the street with my friend today and saw a store that sells mailing lists and sends out mailers for businesses, campaigns or whatever. It would cost $4500 for 10,000 which includes the postage (which is actually the biggest cost). My stategy pals agree, 10,000 mailers ain't enough to make it to a run-off for anyone, but with all the "top of mind" buzz that there seems to be out there, the challenge for ZD isn't to try and attack my away to the top, although I need to do some of that at this phase on my blog for the blog crowd to see. But ZD is going to either win this, or not based on ONE thing: Letting all the people that already know "Zuma Dogg" from the past three years as an activist who WOULD vote for me if they knew there was an election and knew I was running in the election KNOW that there is an election on Sept 22nd and that Zuma Dogg is on the ballot. IT IS NOT ABOUT ME SITTING HERE AND TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE WHO IS NOT SURE ABOUT THAT LOUD ZUMA DOGG THAT I AM A SWELL GUY. It's about letting all the people who already know me and would vote for me KNOW there is an election and I am on the ballot. And THOSE people DO NOT CARE about Essel or Krackwhorian or "Goes Along" Galatzan, or who went to High School where. AND MY ADVISERS ALL AGREE...Nothing is a given or for sure, but with 10,000 fliers, the Vegas money starts upping the odds on the Dogg making the run-off. And of course the mailers would be sent to the targeted people who voted in the last election and you can select the demos and all that. SO THE QUESTION IS: WOULD YOU SPEND $4500 TO GET ZUMA DOGG IN THE RUN-OFF? Let's call it 10 people donating $500 each and round it up to $5000. There's probably ONE person out there who can make that happen. THINK HOW MUCH IT WILL COST IF ONE OF THE THREE CITY HALL INSIDERS (GALATZAN, ESSEL, KREKORIAN) MAKE IT INTO THE SEAT. And you could have substantially reduced those odds for $4500. But you better worry about the clothes I have been wearing instead of the actions I have taken over the past three years, day in and day out, round the clock. THERE'S A REASON PEOPLE STOP DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS WHEN THEY PASS ME ON THE STREET. They'd be throwing tomatoes at me if they felt it was a mockery, was disrespectful and didn't see it as honoring the people.
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A MESSAGE TO CRYBABY TAMAR "GOES ALONG" GALATZAN SUPPORTERS: Do not call Zuma Dogg and be a big crybaby saying how Zuma Dogg is going to split the vote from Tamar "Goes Along" Galatzan and allow "Empty Vessel" E$$el and Krackorian make it into the run-off together. TOO BAD!
And now I am speaking directly, not to the people who just LOVE Tamar (are there any of those) or people who simply DO NOT really know Zuma Dogg and are judging him on his gadfly persona/character and think I am really a scary guy who may jump up on the council desk and start singing and yelling if I become councilmember. I UNDERSTAND NO ONE EVER GETS 100% OF ANY SHARE. More people HATE Howard Stern than like him, but the share that he DOES have is enough to have made him #1 across the country in radio, have his book debut at #1 on NY Times Bestsellers list and have his movie debut on top, too.
So if you are someone who simply would never, ever, ever consider me, even if were only ZD and Chris Essel...then you can skip to the next item. BUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO REALLY DIG ZD IN THEIR HEART OF HEARTS AND REALLY KNOW WHAT I STAND FOR AND WHAT I HAVE HELPED WITH AND THE ENTIRE REAL DEAL...but just aren't comfortable choosing Zuma Dogg, because you just aren't comfortable associating with Zuma Dogg, even though you do not like Tamar for all the reasons a lot of people do not like Tamar (breaking LAUSD committment to parents and kids, Husband "YES" on Home Depot, LAUSD Bond will increase homeowner property taxes, she took $2 million from mayor to win LAUSD seat only to use the seat to meet people and gain support for CD2 campaign, endorsed by LaBong means in the getaway car with Villaraigosa, too, cause LaBong wouldn't cross the mayor, and the only reason you are thinking of her is because she's not as bad as "Empty Vessel" Essel ("Empty Essel)...IS NOT A STAND UP POSITION AND SO I AM PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE SAYING TO YOU (THE INSIDERS AND COMMUNITY ACTIVISTS WHO LOVE ZUMA DOGG BUT ARE GOING WITH THE "LESSER OF THE BIG THREE EVILS"...WHAT I WILL SAY TO YOU IN RESPONSE TO, "Zuma Dogg you will split the vote from "Goes Along" and "Empty" and "Krackwhorian" will make the run-off together. TO THE PEOPLE WHO SECRETLY TELL ME THEY LOVE ME AND SECERTLY HOPE I WIN BUT ARE BACKING OTHERS (LIKE "GOES ALONG") THEN I SAY TO YOU, "YOU ARE SPLITTING THE VOTE FROM ZUMA DOGG AND COSTING HIM THE RUN-OFF!"
And I am saying this because some of you do not like Tamar and have told me you like me and some of you have told me you like me the most of any of the candidates, BUT...(insert non-stand up, coward-excuse here). SORRY, you know Tamar means Status Quo and the mayor is happy, LaBong is happy, Council is happy...ALL THE INSIDERS ARE HAPPY. Because it will be business as usual, and people will be reminded that Tamar only this month (August) that she is still a strong supporter of Jack Weiss and I don't expect Jack to be too unhappy if Tamar Galatzan wins.
Many of you who have been feeling out the vibe on Tamar have been getting cold-cocked when you survey your own friends when they say, "What about Zuma Dogg?," right back to you. So you KNOW it's an uphill battle for Tamar in the first place and you see Zuma Dogg as messing it up for her. TOO BAD. I don't think she is as qualified or experienced as I am to walk in the door and be ready to sit down and start voting on motions. I already have been following this for three years, day in and day out and when something comes up I immediately relate back to the past and tie things together and the whole routine I have been doing.
TAMAR CAN'T DO THAT? JUST BECAUSE SHE TOOK $2 MILLION OF VILLARAIOGSA'S MONEY TO BUY THE LAUSD SCHOOL BOARD SEAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE IS BETTER PREPARED OR MORE QUALIFIED TO BE A COUNCILMEMBER. THERE IS NO MAGIC IN HER CHROMOSOMES AND NOTHING INFERIOR ABOUT MY DNA THAT MAKES HER SUPERIOR TO ME. I MADE IT TO NYC TIMES SQUARE SKYSCRAPER FROM COLUMBUS, OHIO BASED ON ME...NOT THE MAYOR'S MONEY. YOU DON'T MAKE IT INTO THE VIACOM BUILDING (1515 Broadway) AT TIMES SQUARE/NYC UNLESS YOU ARE ABLE TO OFFER SOMETHING JUST ABOUT NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD IS ABLE TO...BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST COMPETIVE, BACK-STABBING, GREEDY, SELFISH INDUSTRY BASED ON PEOPLE'S PRIVATE MONEY. NO GAMES THERE. And I walked into City Hall, started talking about the way I see things, and the whole city rallies and I'm top of mind and your own friends and associates are spitting my name back at you.
SO I'M NOT REAL CONCERNED THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL PROM ELECTION FOR MOST POPULAR JOCK AND CHEERLEADER. IF TAMAR GALATZAN SUPPORTERS THINK SHE IS GOING TO LOSE BECAUSE OF THE GUY WHO IS JUST A JOKE AND DOESN'T HAVE A PENNY TO SPEND AGAINST HER...THEN SHE'S NOT A VERY STRONG CANDIDATE AND DON'T BLAME ME. YOU SHOULD BLAME YOURSELF FOR GOING AGAINST YOUR OWN CONCIOUS AND WHEN SHE DOESN'T MAKE IT INTO THE RUN-OFF YOU CAN SAY TO YOURSELF, "DAMN, you know what...if me and my other friend who wanted to back Zuma but were afraid to, DID back him, HE probably WOULD have made the run-off and knocked out one of the other two. ISN'T HINDSIGHT FUN. YOU DON'T NEED HINDSIGHT WHEN YOU ARE TRUE TO YOURSELF, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, A MORE EFFECTIVE POLITICAL STRATEGIST.
I SHED NO CROCODILE TEARS FOR YOUR "B" RATE INSIDER CANDIDATE WHO CAN BARELY WITHSTAND THE BROKE-ASS CRAZY GUY WITHOUT A PENNY. DON'T ROLL WITH PHONIES AND YOU WOULDN'T BE CRYING LIKE A SORE LOSER, ALREADY.
VOTE FOR ZUMA DOGG ON SEPTEMBER 22nd FOR LA CITY COUNCILMEMBER.
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