Because "Did something shady and illegal happen" was the caption you gave to your blog entry from last Friday.
And we haven't heard anything else about it from your end. And that,I am sorry to say, IS TRAGIC.
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WAS IN VENICE LAST FRIDAY NIGHT.
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO FELT SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG THAT NIGHT.
BECAUSE YOU OPENED THE DOOR THAT WANTS TO SHUT ITSELF.
THE DOOR THAT WILL EXPOSE MANY THINGS THAT WE ALREADY KNEW BUT NOBODY HAS THE BALLS TO ADMIT.
THE DOOR THAT WILL EXPOSE MANY THINGS WHICH WE DONT KNOW AND THEY DONT WANT ANYONE ELSE TO KNOW BECAUSE HEADS WILL ROLL AND BECAUSE THIS IS THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTANT UNTOLD STORY IN L.A. RIGHT NOW.
BECAUSE IT EFFECTS THE LIVES AND SAFETY OF ANYONE WHO RESIDES WITHIN OR PASSES THROUGH THE BOUNDARIES OF THIS CITY.
BECAUSE NOBODY WITH ANY CREDIBILITY OR MEDIA EXPOSURE IS WILLING TO TACKLE IT ALONE, SO IT REMAINS COVERED-UP.
BECAUSE YOU ASKED THE QUESTION "DID SOMETHING SHADY AND ILLEGAL HAPPEN IN VENICE ON FRIDAY?"
AND THEN YOU DROPPED THE BALL AND WALKED OFF THE FIELD. YOU TOOK THE BAIT AND THEY BOUGHT YOU OFF. [WHAT THE F*CK??? WHO BOUGHT ME OFF...I DIDN'T GET THAT MONEY! I WANT IT. IF I WAS BOUGHT OFF I WANT THE MONEY!]
THERE IS NOBODY ELSE WHO CAN LEAD THE CHARGE, BUT THERE ARE MANY RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
GIVE THAT DOOR TWO MORE KICKS, ZUMA DOGG.
AND IT GONNA OPEN!
THE TRUTH IS THAT AN INNOCENT PERSON WAS KILLED IN A CAR CRASH WITH AN LAPD CAR.
THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE THE LAPD IS IN A CRISIS.
BECAUSE AN ORGANIZATION OF THAT SIZE WITH THAT MUCH WEAPONRY AND FUCKED UP JOB TO DO CANNOT HOLD TOGETHER LONG WITH NOBODY IN CHARGE.
AND BRATTON FORFEITED AND DESTROYED HIS EFFECTIVE LEADERSHIP OF THE LAPD OVER SIX MONTHS AGO, WAY BEFORE HE ANNOUNCED HIS DEPARTURE.
NOW WAKE UP DOG.
ZD: FIRST OF ALL, F*CK YOU, VERY MUCH! You obviously haven't spent any time with me recently in person. So when I told him, to back off cause I'm worse off than he obviously realizes, he send this pushy follow-up:
I really don't want to harsh on you and it is really not fair.
But you are like a Riggins, a Dorsett, a Franco Harris.
Its the championship game at the end of the fourth quarter and were down 7 - 10. We already called 45 running plays with you so far, and your bell has been rung so much you have been seeing stars since half-time.
And its not like we don't have other running banks and wide receivers on our offense.
But there is only one Zuma Dogg and the game is on the line.
The play is called - hand off to Dogg and bang right it up the middle.
And Dogg is telling the coach - I am retired, and besides I can't move or even feel any part of my body anymore.
I know Zuma Dogg, but you are all we got.
Just once more for the team, for the fans, for the City.
It is my opinion that one NEED NOT BE A GENIUS TO FIGURE OUT THAT WHAT HAPPENED IN VENICE ON FRIDAY NIGHT WAS A COVER-UP FROM THE GET-GO.!
ZD: EXCUSE ME!!! I ONLY KNEW ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WAS ON THE STREETS AT MIDNIGHT, ANYWAY. AND I POSTED WHAT I SAW ON TWITTER AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE ALL OF THIS. BUT I DID POST WHAT HAPPENED, BUT EXCUSE ME...I HAVE MY OWN CRISIS, RIGHT NOW. AND IT'S A CRISIS OF SURVIVAL AND I AM IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE BECAUSE I AM WAY TOO BURNT OUT AND I HAVE CROSSED THE LINE INTO COMPLETE NON-FUNCTIONALITY AND IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG ROAD BACK, IF I AM EVER ABLE TO GET ON THAT ROAD, WHICH I HAVE NOT YET STARTED ON.
SO SORRY...I'LL CRANK OUT WHAT I CAN, BUT THIS IS A PHYSICAL SITUATION I AM GOING THROUGH AND IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH I WANT TO TAKE ON THE WORLD AND DO EVERYTHING I WANT TO DO...I'VE GOT A LONG ROAD BACK TO ANYTHING FUNCTIONAL...So go listen to Elton John, "Rocket Man" cause I think it's gonna be a long, long time and I don't owe anyone a fucking thing.