Wednesday, December 9, 2009

John Shallman Has 50% Off HIS OWN Salary Sale As He Becomes LAUGHING STOCK OF CALIFORNIA POLITICAL SCENE: He LOST Election Although Spent Record Money

[Pictured: Recipient of the "Lifetime Loser Award," HISTORIC POLITICAL LOSER JOHN SHALLMAN. Currently working with Janice Kahn.]

Today, Political Hack John Shallman receives the Zuma Dogg "Lifetime Loser Award" (The inverse of the "Lifetime Achievement Award") for spending A RECORD AMOUNT OF CITY HALL CASH ON HIS CITY COUNCIL CANDIDATE...BUT HAVING HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY VOTERS SOUNDLY IN A STUNNING (TO HIS CAREER) DEFEAT.

Sure, easy to win with Nuch when you are running against the most unpopular L.A. City resident since Richard Ramirez (Jack Weiss)...but Schmuckman obviously has no REAL MAGIC. I could have lost the election for Essel for HALF the money. If I was Chris I would knock those goofy glasses right off his arrogant, inferior-minded face. HAVE FUN JANICE. ERIC, let Wendy keep him. You'll be the next mayor. John Schmuckman's tactics are like Sunset Strip 80's hairbands once Nirvana and Pearl Jam came out...OVER! Enjoy the money, John. You are a disgraced, laughing stock of California politics. TRUST ME! (Here's a towel, now wipe that egg off your face and sit the fuck down...you're DONE!)

  • I HOPE THEY SUFFER: Board of STUPIDVISORS give $14 million EMERGENCY loanto LA Opera. THERE IS NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS AN OPERA EMERGENCY!
  • ZUMA PREDICTION: 1st Council declares "extended benefits for disaster victims." THEN, declares ECONOMY a disaster to benefit fired workers.
  • 1st THING CITY MUST DO in 2010: Create overnight parking zones throughout city or eles you'ill see REAL problems. BIG Homeless Spike Coming.
  • The "HUD cutting $" issue that's about to cause wave of homelessness will go un-noticed by you, like subprime & pension predictions. Oh well
  • Instead of wasting time & energy on council pay reduction: FOCUS ON BUDGET/PENSION ACTION & EMERGENCY SHELTERS THAT MUST BE BUILT. #1 ISSUE
  • THE ONLY THING CITY SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT IS THE BUDGET CRISIS & Pension Money on Wall St., AND NOW HUD $ Cuts means HOMELESS WAVE COMING!
  • DON'T BELIEVE ME? ASK GARCETTI: When ZD says HUD money being cut means BIG wave of homeless in '10 and BIGGER wave in '11, just ask Eric G.
  • LA City CRISIS: City not only faces MASSIVE job cuts & service loss but announced HUD cutting $. MASSIVE HOMELESS WAVE COMING in '10-'11.
  • CITY $$: Spoke with LA City Financial officer who says, even if Wall Street goes UP, city STILL has BIG problems. If BEAR market, IT'S OVER!
  • NOW THAT THE ELECTION IS OVER: People, I spoke with L.A. City financial officer who agrees if Wall Street goes DOWN in '10, City is SUNK!
  • IF I get a nice $$$ settlement from city for 1st Amendment lawsuit, I'll probably buy a nice retirement condo in the Verdugo Hills Complex.
  • On yesterday's council agenda, Richard Alarcon is paying someone $70,000 for a "personal services" contract in CD7. WONDER WHAT THAT IS FOR?
  • The only thing I'll be watching/listening to from Paul Krekorian is which button he pushes, "Yes," or "No," and what motions he introduces.
  • I AM THRILLED to see City Hall money and Team Wendy be so SOUNDLY defeated, but GRASS ROOTS DID NOT WIN, dummies. A STATE ASSEMBLYMAN DID.
  • With John Shmucklman on TEAM GREUELOSER, looks like Garshady is a shoe-in for Mayor. Perry's a joker. Only Eric could actually run office.
  • ELECTION REFLECTION: Welp, looks like Wendy Greuel ain't lookin' too good for Mayor with such SOUND REJECTION of her candidate. Hello, Eric!
  • So glad city council election is over...BIG STUFF at City Council to blog about from yesterday's meeting, alone. More to come soon!
  • Janice Hahn, good luck with MEGA-LOSER John Shallman. YOU TWO DESERVE EACH OTHER! John, is inferior stock. I warned you, Chris.
  • When you look at that arrogant, pompous MEGA-LOSER, John Shallman, don't you just want to smack those dopey glasses right off his face?
  • HEY JOHN SHALLMAN: You inferior-loser. I could have lost the election for Essel for HALF the money! Maybe the Holocaust fliers didn't help.
  • JOHN SHALMAN: You are a low-grade, despicable, RECORD MONEY SPENDING,LOSER! HEY SHALMAN, Holocaust doesn't fly on fliers, prick!
  • WENDY GREUEL OUT OF JUICE: Looks like Wendy Greuel ain't ever gonna be Mayor of L.A. Voters rejected her candidate: PAUL KREKORIAN FOR MAYOR
  • MEDICAL MARIJUANA: They City of L.A. has it SO messed up, I can't even think about. Can't have a horse-shoe of dummies leading the dummies.
  • Council announced HUD money to be SERIOUSLY cut. LOTS of people to be kicked out in '10-'11. Admits no solution to up-coming homeless wave.
  • HUGE CITY NEWS: Council says HUD to suffer MASSIVE cuts in '10. EVEN WORSE in '11. HUGE wave of homelessness coming. They admit no solution.
  • STATE TRUMPS CITY: State Assemblyman beats City Hall (record-hi) money candidate. Looks like City Hall $ no good in this town, like credit.
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