To: Los Angeles City Attorney Carmen Trutanich
Fr: Zuma Dogg
Re: Illegal 30 council meeting ban on Zuma Dogg (VERY, VERY FUCKING EXPENSIVE!)
Cc: Dion O'Connell Jan "Crack Pipe Bumps On Lip" Perry
Dear L.A. City Attorney's Office:
On Friday, Jan Perry kept turning my mic down, telling me to, 'turn my voice down."
I continued to speak and deliver my FEDERAL & STATE PROTECTED FREE SPEECH.
The bitch said, for a second time,"alright cut his mic...cut his mic."
SO AT THAT POINT MY PUBLIC COMMENT WAS OVER.
THIS IS A KEY POINT THAT THE CITY ATTORNEY'S OFFICE WILL UNDERSTAND.
THEN, once I was cut off, I shouted, "BITCH, don't interrupt me."
THEN, I was banned for 30 council meetings. BUT SINCE MY COMMENT WAS ALREADY OVER, PER THE ORDER OF JAN PERRY...any perceived profanity by Ms. Crack Pipe Bumps Perry, was not part of my public comment -- and therefore council may only eject me for the day, and the 30 day ban does not take effect.
SEE YOU ON TUESDAY, AND IF YOU DON'T LET ME SPEAK... ZUMA DOGG WILL UP THE ANTE SO HIGH...YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SIMPLY SHOOT ME DEAD. JAN PERRY AND THE CITY ATTORNEY INVOLVED IN THE DECISION WILL NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY ENDURE WHAT ZUMA DOGG IS PREPARED TO DISH OUT.
DION...YOU DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THE LEVEL OF PUBLIC SCRUTINY THAT YOU WILL BE RECEIVING....SO LET"S MAKE THIS SIMPLE...WATCH THE TAPE AND FIGURE IT OUT WITH NUCH. AND PERRY AND O'CONNELL BETTER BEG COUNCIL TO OVERTURN THE BAN FOR THE REASON I JUST DETAILED.
AND GET ONE THING STRAIGHT, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU...I AM NOT CONCERNED WITH MY "TONE" AND YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING BE, EITHER. THIS IS ABOUT THE LAW...RIGHT OR WRONG...AND THE TONE AND VOLUME OF MY VOICE DOESN'T MATTER. YOU EITHER FOLLOW YOUR OWN LAW, OR NOT. AND IT AIN'T BASED ON MY TONE. FIX IT, YOU IDIOTS!
JAN PERRY FUCKED UP...SHE CUT ME OFF BEFORE SHE BANNED ME...SO MY COMMENT WAS OVER. I'LL SEE YOU FOR PUBLIC COMMENT ON TUESDAY...AND YOU JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER BLOWN MOVE BY CITY HALL!
DO NOT FUCK WITH ME ON THIS...NONE OF YOU! YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO GO THE PLACES THIS CRAZY FUCKER IS WILLING TO GO! BUT I HOPE YOU TEST ME and DO NOT COMPLY, because I'll take your millions -- and you will be reading my round the clock blogging and videos about this matter. (Ask "Crack Pipe" Perry how that went for her, yesterday.)
And remember Herb Wesson...if Zuma Dogg doesn't get his public comment, YOU do not get to stand OUTSIDE all council meeting smoking! (Stay INSIDE THE BUILDING or LOSE your name off the quorum roster! STARTING TUESDAY!)
CITY HALL MIGHT THINK THEY CAN FUCK THE REST OF THE CITY...BUT YOU BETTER FINALLY REALIZE -- THERE'S ONE MUTHERFUCKER YOU BEST NOT FUCK WITH...THAT'S ME. AND YOU BETTER NOT FUCK UP ON THIS ONE! YOU FUCK WITH ME...I'M GONNA FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF BACK -- TEN TIMES HARDER.
I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LOSE! DON'T FUCK WITH ME WHEN YOU ARE WRONG. YOU STEP TO ZUMA DOGG..YOU BETTER COME CORRECT! CAPISHE!
NOW FUCKING WATCH THE PLAYBACK, LICK YOUR WOUNDS...AND SEE YOU ON TUESDAY FOR PUBLIC COMMENT! (I GOT YOU FUCKERS!)