Saturday, February 20, 2010

JAN PERRY, GOOD LUCK on Google Search Engines When You Run For Mayor: HERE'S A FREE SAMPLE! (WHY JAN PERRY SHOULD NOT EVER BE MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES!)

[Out late partying, Jan? Or did you walk into an MTA bus before the early morning council meeting?]

  1. JAN PERRY: Why did a bail bondsman who reads my blog leave a message saying they want to talk to me? Have to call them back. My cell is out.
  2. DO NOT CUT STAFF FROM JAN PERRY'S OFFICE: She will need them to reply to Zuma Dogg's PUBLIC RECORDS REQUESTS in legal time frame.
  3. JAN PERRY: Hope your office isn't too busy. I have questions that require documents from your office. Get ready for Public Records Requests!
  4. JAN PERRY: How many times has Zuma Dogg warned you, DO NOT GET INTO PERSONAL PISSING MATCH WITH CRAZY PERSON WITH NOTHING TO LOSE! YOU LOSE!
  5. JAN PERRY CAN NO LONGER HOLD PRESS EVENTS ON CITY HALL STEPS: Unless she wants ZUMADOGG to shout her down entire time. FREE SPEECH OUTSIDE!
  6. JAN PERRY: Better not have any PUBLIC PRESS EVENTS at PUBLIC PLACES. Zuma Dogg can SHOUT YOU DOWN ALL DAY LONG! No sound bite for you! BOO!
  7. 2010 PREDICTION: L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa will be forced to step down as mayor in agreement with Attny General over PensionGate.
  8. ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA'S WEENIE is in a Chinese finger trap. It's all closing in on you, Chumptonio, from ALL ANGLES. State, Federal & local!
  9. SEIU gonna stick it to Villaragiosa the way he sticks it to LU PARKER! But they'll stick it to him for longer than a minute. Wear a condom!
  10. VILLARAIGOSA ASKING CITY WORKERS TO TAKE 15% PAY CUT: City workers asking Villaraigosa to cut wine consumption by 15%. HE REALLY IS DRUNK!
  11. Villaragiosa on "All My Chldren": Do you think they let him wear his elevator shoes, or take them off to be same height as petite Erika?
  12. ANTONIO VILLARAGIOSA: Find the GIANT within! Shouldn't feel the need to wear elevator shoes to feel good. You have Lu Parker, yoga & wine.
  13. ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA: You may wonder why I am poking fun at you for wearing elevator shoes, this weekend. Ask your gal Jan Perry! BIG MOUTH!
  14. Last time I saw Antonio Villaragiosa, I thought I had osteoporosis and was shrinking. He was just wearing elevator shoes. (Whew!)
  15. HEY ANTONIO VILLARAIOGSA: When you are run out of town and hopping on plane out of here, remember to take elevator shoes off at check point.
  16. JAN PERRY has MUCH BIGGER problems than ZUMA DOGG...City Unions HATE HER ASS...Are going to pay her back. Watch her district's trash! LOL!
  17. WENDY GREUEL better warn Tommy he can't watch: When FEDERAL JUDGE rules on code of conduct, "kids watching" argument won't mean SHIT to ZD!
  18. FEDERAL ORDER COMING FROM JUDGE on Matt Dowd's "Code of Conduct" injunction filed against City Hall. Council betting BIG on LOSING hand!
  19. JAN PERRY is going to find out how FRUSTRATING it is to see ZD blog posts about her topping Google search engines when she runs for mayor.
  20. TO REPEAT, part of Zuma Dogg's FEDERAL lawsuit settlement with L.A. City will REQUIRE JAN PERRY may no longer preside over meetings! Sorry.
  21. Part of Zuma Dogg's settlement with City will demand Jan Perry may not longer preside over meetings. Will force her down as Pro Tem. Sorry.
  22. HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET Jan Perry will NEVER preside over Zuma Dogg's public comment again. Will have to work around it. Sorry Jan, REVOKED!
  23. JAN PERRY: You can't wear floppy hats to cast shadows over bags under your eyes, EVERY DAY. Try Prep H under eye lids! And stay off crack!
  24. L.A. City Council's JAN PERRY: You can't wear hats EVERYDAY. For all your money, can't you buy some ROGAINE? They make it for women, too!
  25. JAN PERRY FOR MAYOR?: Not anymore. Zuma Dogg knows how to FUCK YOU UP GOOD in Google Search engines. STARTING NOW FOR NEXT ELECTION!
  26. @EricGarcetti U don't want judge to rule on code of conduct. Once INJUNCTED, ANYTHING GOES IN CHAMBERS. If you settle, judge doesn't rule!
  27. "JAN PERRY sold us out to the mayor. She doesn't represent us." - African American LA. Workers to ZD on Jan Perry's call for 4000 layoffs.
  28. JAN PERRY should run for Mayor of Mayberry, RFD. They always seem to elect a white mayor, so Jan is a shoe-in!
  29. ZD and JAN PERRY had a deal. She doesn't FUCK with my mic during comment, and I don't FUCK with her downtown kickback money. SHE BROKE DEAL!
  30. Wow, does L.A. City Councilman Grieg "Environmental Kickbacks" Smith end up looking like the BIGGEST IDIOT as ZD looks back on budget mess.
  31. Zuma Dogg called for "Special Event Fee Waivers" to be FIRST FUCKING THING TO GET CUT. AND, they WERE the first fucking thing to be cut.
  32. IF YOU DON'T THINK @ZumaDogg discovered & uncovered BIGGEST STORY IN CITY HISTORY, ask mayor why we are in trouble. PENSION LOSS ON WALL ST!
  33. 2006: ZD discovers PENSION $ invested in Grand Ave Project. 2007: Discovers pension $ in risky Wall St. 2008: Warns BILLIONS will be lost.
  34. IF YOU DON'T THINK Zuma Dogg DISCOVERED & UNCOVERED the LACERS pension SCANDAL to L.A., when was first time you heard of "Wetherly Capital?"
  35. @ZumaDogg just spent past 3 yrs uncovering and EXPOSING budget & pension crisis to ALL. I WAS RIGHT! Can you please support with PayPal now?
  36. I know the day comes when Michael Jordan can't dunk competitively, or Bruce Jenner can't break records, but for now, ZD 100% ON THE MONEY!
  37. If you want to know what will be happening next in the City of Los Angeles, why don't you just ask me. I always seem to be 100% on target.
  38. ZUMA DOGG, always ahead of curve: Remember a few months ago when I said, "eliminating entire departments would be the first thing." WELL?
  39. WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO RIGHT & AHEAD OF THE CURVE?: Huh...huh, remember when ZD said eliminating entire depts would be budget answer?
  40. ZUMA DOGG, always ahead of the curve: Remember a few months ago when I was saying the city will be forced to eliminate entire departments?

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