Wednesday, March 24, 2010

DO NOT RISK CALLING ME AND WAKING ME UP, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT...I DO NOT...

I AM HAVING EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TIMES OVER THESE PAST COUPLE WEEKS AND I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK I AM GOING TO PULL THROUGH IN THE LONG RUN. WHATEVER NUTTY CRAP YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME ABOUT...TOO LATE NOW. PLEASE DO NOT EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, BECAUSE THE ONLY ISSUE IN MY LIFE IS FOOD -- AND UNLESS YOU ARE CALLING TO SAY YOU ARE DRIVING OVER TO TAKE ME TO THE GROCERY STORE...YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING RING MY PHONE. I SLEEP ROUND-THE-CLOCK, ALL DAY...ALL THE TIME, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE THESE DAYS BECAUSE IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY TO STAY AWAKE. SO I AM PROBABLY SLEEPING...AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO RISK TRIGGERING A BI-POLAR EPISODE BY RINGING MY CELL PHONE ABOUT ANYTHING BESIDES FOOD FOR ZD. DO NOT TEST THE PREMISE...YOU ARE NOT AN EXCEPTION...AND DO NOT DO IT!

  1. I JUST WANT TO SMASH MY FIST THROUGH THE WINDOW TO LET PEOPLE KNOW I AM SERIOUS ABOUT NOT CALLING ME UNLESS ABOUT FOOD, NO MATTER WHAT!
  2. ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE IDIOT: who rings my cell phone when it isn't about food for ZD, and risk setting me off, like someone just did!
  3. AT THIS EXACT MOMENT, when you wake up from the second nap of the day, and have to try and go back to sleep cause no food, TIME TO END IT!
  4. ASK my Venice homies who know me...they'll tell you they've never seen me this bad off and desperate. Wish someone would lend me $ till 4/6.
  5. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME TODAY DUE TO LACK OF MONEY, REMEMBER, you read me BEGGING to borrow $25-$100 until 4/6/10, but you didn't reply.
  6. IF MY PHONE RINGS AND IT IS NOT ABOUT IMMEDIATE FOOD FOR ZD, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET FOR A LONG TIME, THE FACT THAT YOU BOTHERED ME.
  7. WHY DID YOU CALL ME TODAY?: There is NO REASON for ANY OF YOU to call me, no matter what. IF MY PHONE RINGS, BETTER BE ABOUT IMMEDIATE FOOD.
  8. Ya Know, MY PHONE RANG a few times today from people I TOLD NOT TO CALL ME, NO MATTER WHAT, AND YOU AGREED. SO WHY DID MY PHONE RING, TODAY?
  9. EVERY TIME YOU CALL DURING THE DAY, YOU ARE AT RISK OF WAKING ME UP FROM MY SLEEP. Please do not ring my phone, ever again, no matter what.
  10. MORE TIME LOST: ZD is sinking ship of decline. Am at point where I must sleep during day, too, cause no money to physically function. Waste.

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