Wednesday, May 5, 2010

READ HERE: Letter To Medical Marijuana Collectives From (Head Up His Ass) L.A. City Attorney Carmen Titanich (Aka; The Defendant)

Fr: Jackass Douchebag Carmen Trutanich's L.A. Shitty Attorney's Office (Aka: "The Defendant")
To: My Personal Vendetta Victims (Aka: "The Plaintiffs")
Re: Angry head up my ass
Dt: April 4, 2010 (Aka: Lawsuit filing start date)

Dear Business/Property Owner (Not many of THOSE left in L.A.):

On June 7, 2010, Article 5.1 of Chapter IV of the Los Angeles Municipal Code (Medical Marijuana Collective) will become operative. You are being sent this courtesy notice regarding certain limited portions of Article 5.1. We recommend that you review this new article in its entirety, which can be found on the City of Los Angeles website: www.LAcity.org (under Council File Management System, Council File Nos. 08-0923 and 08-0923-S5).

Section 45.19.6.2 of Article 5.1 provides that medical marijuana establishments that registered with the City Clerk prior to November 13, 2007 and that satisfy several listed conditions may register with the City Clerk under the new article and must comply with its requirements within 180 days.

Conversely, Section 45.19.6.7 of Article 5.1 provides that “any existing medical marijuana collective, dispensary, operator, establishment, or provider that does not comply with the requirements of this article must immediately cease operation….”

The establishment at the above referenced address is operating as a medical marijuana provider and did not register with the City Clerk prior to November 13, 2007. Consequently, this establishment does not, and cannot, comply with the requirements of Article 5.1. Under Section 45.19.6.7, this establishment must therefore immediately cease its operations.

Please be further advised that Section 45.19.6.8 (A) of Article 5.1 provides that: “It is unlawful for any person to cause, permit or engage in the cultivation, possession, distribution or giving away of marijuana for medical purposes except as provided in this article, and pursuant to any and all other applicable local and state laws.”

Under this section, a property owner may not permit the premises to be used for any medical marijuana activity, and an operator may not engage in the cultivation, possession, distribution or giving away of marijuana for medical purposes, except as provided in Article 5.1.

Violation of any section of the Los Angeles Municipal Code is a misdemeanor, punishable by six months in jail and/or a $1000.00 fine (LAMC § 11.00 (m)) and a nuisance, subject to a daily civil penalty in the amount of $2500.00 (LAMC § 11.00 (l)). In addition to existing remedies under federal, state, and local law, Section 45.19.6.9 of Article 5.1 authorizes the City to seek injunctive relief, revocation of the certificate of
occupancy for the location, disgorgement and payment of any and all monies unlawfully obtained, costs of abatement, costs of investigation and attorney fees.

For questions or advice regarding Article 5.1, please consult your attorney.

NOTE TO L.A. RESIDENTS AND BUSINESS OWNERS: Get ready for the sales of medical marijuana to spill onto city streets, as in your parks and shopping plazas. Plus, as it used to be PRE-COLLECTIVES, expect many of you to see elevated levels of car traffic down your residential streets as people head back to the dealers selling it out of their homes. (REMEMBER THAT, RESIDENTS?) Way to go "NUCH" TRUTANICH (Aka; "DOUCHE" TITANICH!) A TRU Bully who needs no pulpit. (He IS a "Bully" Pulpit.) Plus, he apparently will lie to your face, as many of us now know. NOT a very admirable quality, Uncle Douche!