Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Due to my disabling condition, when I wake up in the morning, I am going to be IMMEDIATELY dealing with a panicked, crisis situation, alone! (And other News Tweets for 8/25/10)

[Pictured: LA Daily Blog author, 2 days ago]

1. Due to my disabling condition, when I wake up in the morning, I am going to be IMMEDIATELY dealing with a panicked, crisis situation, alone. 15 minutes ago via HootSuite
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Due to the fact I've posted repeatedly that I'm currently disabled & may be long-term, yet no one is helping, may put blog on private later. 17 minutes ago via HootSuite
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LATimes: L.A. officials launch campaign to roll back state environmental rule. (To allow them to do whatever they want, whenever they want.) 20 minutes ago via HootSuite
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My friend saw Douchebag Dummy Mayor Antonio @Trader Joes tonight &; took picture w him. But do I really need to post 1 more picture of mayor? 21 minutes ago via HootSuite
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IF I WANT TO KNOW WHAT MICHAEL HIGBY has to say on his dark energy blog, I'll just read it in LA Times 2 days before he gets to posting it. 26 minutes ago via HootSuite
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Michael Shitby's Dark Energy CLOWN BLOG can say what they want about me. What has any jackass over there ever done? How many 1000s stop him? 31 minutes ago via HootSuite
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Shitby's dark energy blog can approve comments saying it's fun to make fun of ZD, but, HIS crew? Talk about a lot to make fun of. 32 minutes ago via HootSuite
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DELAY, the one-time, LIVE webcast video announcement I was going to make at 3:30a, has been bumped to 4:30a. TUNE IN LIVE! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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Doesn't matter if u Clean Sweep entire council, L.A. County is SO un-prepared to deal w next 2 yrs. WAY TOO INEFFICIENT. Bottom to fall out. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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NEVER BEEN MORE SERIOUS: If you're someone planning/relying on GOOD L.A.'s economy over next 15yrs, GET OUT ASAP, NOW! SHARP decline coming! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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RT@latimes: As economy fears deepen... (WHAT economy fears? Didn't you see L.A. budget? Revenue projections UP! Counting 8% Wall St return!) about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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RT@latimes: As economy fears deepen, everybody wants what Treasury sells. (WHAT economy fears? Greig Smith optimistic it's bouncing back!) about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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I WISH KABC morning talk show clown Peter Tilden would stop spending MOST OF ENTIRE SHOW promoting what's coming up AND JUST DO F-ING SHOW. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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Can't listen to Kevin James' radio show anymore in new 12mid slot. NOT cause I'm sleeping: I can't get all worked up on issues @ that hour. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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RT@MattSzabo: The glass, previously thought to be half-full, is in fact half-empty! (NO MATT, your HEAD is half-empty & your pic is creepy.) about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
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RT @LosAngelesCP:Lo & Behold: Lindsay Gets Sprung From Rehab! (Let the good times roll, baby! She's free and clear for partying good times!) about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
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DRIVER ADVISORY ALERT: Actress Lindsay Lohan has been released from rehab and out and about among the general population. Be extra careful. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
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New Content Posted at Zuma Dogg's L.A. Daily Blog - A Twitter Rush of Political News & Comedy Commentary http://ow.ly/18IoaZ about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
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RT@KFIAM640: Topless protester from Venice Beach on now (Have never seen a topless protester at Venice MORE in need of wearing a top!) about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
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@ZumaDogg fan emails picture of @Villaraigosa taken 10 minutes ago at Trader Joes. Tony's daughter snapped pic. No one else recognized him. about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
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If ZD were the movie Titanic, we're at the part where Leo was in the water, hangin' on to Kate's hand as he's about to be sucked into abyss. about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
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CATCH UP ON THE SEVERAL DAY TWITTER ROLL, BELOW: Looks like it's over. Tomorrow (Wed) is gonna be too challenging. Already panicking. about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
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Wednesday is gonna be the kind of day for me where I wish my PARENTS weren't even born. What a NIGHTMARE. Wish tomorrow didn't have to come. about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
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I YOU HAVEN'T READ MY BLOG THIS WEEK; on a tweeting news & politics comedy roll. RT@philjennerjahn: ZD tweets are on fire the last few days. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
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ZUMA DOGG SOLVES LAUSD ACHIEVEMENT PROBLEM!: Need to bring in some people good at relating to kids...OOPS, supposed to HAVE that: TEACHERS! about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
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Don't whine to me about your city hall stuff. Unless you're telling me how you can help ME make it through day, since I'm disabled, go away. about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
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@ZumaDogg will make a ONE-TIME ANNOUNCEMENT, LIVE via video webcast on his blog, tonight (Wed morn) at 3:30AM. It WILL NOT be repeated. about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
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People LOVE ya when you aren't disabled; runnin' all over the city to every meeting. But once disabled and not, people don't care, at all. about 8 hours ago via HootSuite
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NEW LAUSD SCHOOL costs half a billion dollars. That's $135,000 per student? Just give each student he money, won't have to go to school. about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
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Was about to go outside to get a small snack at mini-mart. WHAT? 2am! Everything closed within miles, now! Time flies when making playlists. about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
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HIPSTERS REJOYCE: Now Streaming at http://ZumaShow.com - ELECTRONIC TRANCE...great chill music for overnight! ZD's FAVE MIX. about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
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Unfortunately, I'm at least temporarily disabled, if not longer-term & need additional assistance, but am on own w no car, so getting worse. about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
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Zuma Dogg News, Politics & Cranky Commentary for Tuesday, August 24, 2010 http://ow.ly/18HwkB about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
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What separates ZD from talk show host and most political bloggers. ZD DOESN'T feel compelled to cover it once in LA Times. Other wait UNTIL. about 24 hours ago via HootSuite
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What separates ZD from short-sighted, simple activists: They are worried about their NC fund.I'm worried about BILLIONS of GENERAL FUND $. about 24 hours ago via HootSuite
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What separates ZD from other nutty, small potato activists? About 2 years from the time I say it till the time they do, when it's too late. about 24 hours ago via HootSuite
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What separates @ZumaDogg from average, hot-air, NIMBY activist. ZD realizes what happens Downtown affects services in Sunland-Tujunga, etc. about 24 hours ago via HootSuite
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Happy Clean Sweep folks are doing stuff. But never got email about "quality/prodtvy" training. So please don't send me one on anything else. about 24 hours ago via HootSuite
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RT @philjennerjahn: @zumadogg Zuma Dogg is a genius. He was one screaming loudest about L.A. blowing the pension money on Wall St. (Whoops!) Tuesday, August 24, 2010 12:46:29 AM via HootSuite
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RT @latimes: Nine out of 10 tweens play online games, research shows. (Because 9 out of 10 parents don't know how to be parents.) Tuesday, August 24, 2010 12:06:37 AM via HootSuite
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