Sunday, August 15, 2010

The Political Comedy Stylings of ZUMA DOGG via Twitter (Jay Leno Style Monolouge Comedy Applied To City Council)

Here are some comedy thoughts on the tragedy of L.A. City Hall.

# RICHARD ALARCON KICKING HIMSELF!: Wishes he ran for a position in BELL. As long as you don't live in your district, may as well have run in Bell. 12 minutes ago via HootSuite

# "Open the roll, close the roll, tabulate the vote." That's city council's dignified way of saying, "Nobody move...this is a stick up!" about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

# FOOD TRUCKS OVER FIRE TRUCKS!: Maybe if LAFD started zippin' around in FOOD TRUCK style fire trucks they could get more support from mayor. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

# Took mayor falling off bike to care about bikers. Maybe if Mayor V was uneducated, he'd care about LAUSD kids. (Oh wait, he IS uneducated!) about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

# Is a Hollywood BIG shot gonna buy the mayor a $2,500 seat ticket to Obama fundraiser? Villar can give Obama, "President of the Year" award! about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

# Dennis Zine tried coke one time, but the coke didn't work. He's physically unable to recognize anything that's right under his nose. 19 minutes ago via HootSuite

# HOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS A BAD IDEA: City Councilman Tony Cardenas stands up to emphatically defend what a great idea this is. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# HOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS A GOOD IDEA: City Councilman Tony Cardenas stands up to emphatically defend what a bad idea this is. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# BRINGING BACK HOLLYWOOD: TV show on political corruption was to be shot in Burbank studio. Will now be shot as reality show in LA City Hall! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# THE RICH KEEP GETTING RICHER: Janice Hahn lands gig lending her voice to Cuckoo Clock manufacturers setting up factory in Glendale. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# IT'S HARD TO WRITE ORIGINAL COMEDY about City Attorney Trutanich's Office. All anyone has to do is read what he's done since in office. 14 minutes ago via HootSuite

# I DEMAND the LOW-INCOME Food Truck that accepts EBT. City Council should require one-third of food trucks in the city be affordable w EBT! 16 minutes ago via HootSuite

# LET'S SEE: NO Grand Ave Project, PRIME Downtown real estate in FEDERAL receivership, libraries closed, trash piling up..JAN PERRY FOR MAYOR! 17 minutes ago via HootSuite

# IMAGINE IF COME NEW YEAR'S EVE, it was nothing but GRAY confetti and silence? Welcome to the wonderful world of Bernard C. Parks! 23 minutes ago via HootSuite

# Why I'm scared Wendy will win mayor. She comes off as the "Marilyn" of the City Hall Muenster family. But she's still a Muenster, no less. 25 minutes ago via HootSuite

# FREDDY KREUGER FOR MAYOR OF L.A.: Because between him and the thought of Jan Perry running for mayor, Freddy is only #2 nightmare! 29 minutes ago via HootSuite

# NUCH: Making Mike Tyson bio-pic. You can audition to play Mike. PERFECT FOR BULLY/FLIP OUT SCENES! Use "eat lead paint" tantrum as audition. 33 minutes ago via HootSuite

# Not to say that @EricGarcetti is shady, but he walked past KNBC weather tower and Fritz Coleman thought there was an eclipse of the sun. 39 minutes ago via HootSuite

# EVERY LAUSD STUDENT should have to spend time in prison so they can see what it's like. Oh wait...they do. (But not part of the program.) 44 minutes ago via HootSuite

# WAIT, Herb Wesson is standing up to say something valuable...no he isn't. Just going outside to smoke, since nothing in item for him. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# I know I've been quiet on Ed Reyes this evening. But he's clearly a beaten & defeated man and shouldn't kick a dumb horse when it's stupid. 9 minutes ago via HootSuite

# Making Charlie Brown movie. @EricGarcetti can play Lucy and they can get senior disable lady to play Charlie when Lucy pulls football away. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# MOST COUNCILMEMBERS REQUIRE A "CONTRIBUTION" for project to happen. Jose Huizar is so vain, he only requires his picture on banner & fliers. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# TOM LABONG: They're making remake of "Back To The Future." When not re-elected, you can go for role of "Biff." Or Goober in Mayberry sequel. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# CM GREIG SMITH not running for final term to become college teacher!?! Already saw that movie..."NUTTY PROFESSOR." Can't even spell "Greg." about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# It took the mayor falling off his bike to discuss bikers' issues. Maybe if we strip him of his pension, he'll address pension issues. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

# IRONIC in FED court, City Attorney used ZD quote, "Alarcon, one of shadiest CMs, EVER" as reason mic was cut. NOW, he's ONLY ONE indicted! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# IRONIC the ONE TIME @EricGarcetti calls me over, while walking down street, was to spin me how REAP wasn't shady. NOW, conflict allegations. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# DIRTIEST GREEN BIKE TRIP EVER. When mayor fell off bike, DIDN'T NEED ambulance. Had one of his SECURITY VEHICLES (SUV) tailing him take him. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# Mayor says didn't call ambulance when, "elbow was size of grapefruit cause didn't want ambulance accused of getting there too fast for him." about 1 hour ago via HootSuite

# NOW, he holds bike summit: Mayor V to hold bike summit on Monday since he obviously won't be seeing Obama while he's in town. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

# Obama to land at LAX for political fundraiser, RIGHT AROUND 4:10PM...JUST in time for MAXIMUM rush hour traffic jam impact. FUND-RAISE AWAY! about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

# WHY I HATE FACEBOOK!: It is constantly flashing people that make you cranky as "People You May Know" to add. STOP FLASHING STEVE DOPEZ! about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

# Little Richard, Rolling Stones, Beach Boys, David Bowie, Ramones, Bob Marley, Depeche Mode, KC, Shania=Zuma Music Radio http://ZumaShow.com about 3 hours ago via HootSuite

# Chuck Berry, Beatles, U2, Sade, Donna Summer, New Order, Bee Gees, Stevie Wonder, RHCP, LedZep, James Brown, Elvis=ZMR! http://ZumaShow.com about 3 hours ago via HootSuite

# NO DAGGER=NO ACTION: .A. Councilmember are greedy cowards, before anything else. So will never act unless something of THEIRS is threatened. about 5 hours ago via HootSuite

# CITY COUNCIL NO-LEADER MOTTO: If you don't take action, you can't be accused of taking the wrong one! NO decision means no wrong decisions! about 5 hours ago via HootSuite

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