[Pictured: Here are the first 40 things ZD thought of today. Trying his best to do "Tonight Show-style" monologue zingers in 140 characters, or less.]New 3 day a week LA DWP sprinkling rules now goes into effect. Only allowed to water on days the libraries are open. via HootSuite
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- I'm sure some Hollywood big-shot paid for @Villaraigosa's VIP tic to Obama fundraiser, saying he presented Obama w U.S. Prez of Year Award.
- I wonder if @Villaraigosa discussed w Obama that L.A. is SO MUCH MORE FUCKED than most realize cause budget is fraud of a scam, over wine?
- I wonder if @Villaraigosa discussed fact that LA budget is based on money not here, yet and projections were WAY OFF w Obama over cocktails?
- I wonder if L.A. mayoral candidate @EricGarcetti discussed FBI investigation into his Bonnie Brae housing project with Obama over champagne?
- I wonder if L.A. Councilman Richard ALARcon had a security system installed in his "OTHER" home in CD2, ONLY THIS PAST MARCH? Probably not!
- I SMELL DAY OLD SUSHI: Councilman Richard alarCON JUST had alarm installed his "home" in March, EVEN AFTER history of squatter break-in?
- TONIGHT SHOW MONOLOGUE BASED ON STEVEN TYLER: You may have heard Steven Tyler has signed-on as the new judge on (cont) http://tl.gd/37viqr
- CAREFUL, STEVEN TYLER:If you fall off stage 1 MORE TIME, you'll be sitting in Simon's chair, but taking Paula's medications! (Could be FUN!)
- If you need to hire DJ for your next event, NO NEED! Just tell ZD when it is & what kind of event. I'll DJ it from home via blog music feed.
- When people refer to me as "genius-legend" now, it's gonna be for, "NO ONE can sleep more in between awake time than ZD. How does he do it?
- Huh...huh...huh...I WAS just about to go outside, but even though woke up at 11:30a, getting tired. Just gonna take nap, instead! Awe yeah!
- There is nothing more bitter, serious & negative than a comedian. (Unfortunately, seeing comedy takes seeing madness & wrong in EVERYTHING!)
- "Then the band stole the tempo and the music took ya down, Uh a-ooowe, uh, uh, a-a-ahh." - Greg Khin
- On what is FINALLY a REAL summer day in Venice, was about to FINALLY go outside, but "Rocky Mountain Way" came on. CAN'T LEAVE DURING THAT!
- @Villaraigosa, you KNOW you're laughing ass off at what ZD is saying about you and Cardenas and FOR ONCE, you're glad I'm saying something.
- COMPETING SHADY FACTIONS: At City Hall, there is no more of a tug-o-war battle over turf between mayor & ANYONE ELSE, other than CM Cardenas
- OH MY, DO NOT THINK Mayor V is along for any ride in Tony Cardenas' shady gravy train. Mayor will all but support/back candidate AGAINST TC.
- INSIDE CITY HALL SOURCES say the mayor would shed no crocodile tears if Cardenas went down. Will NEVER see mayor support TC in election.
- @garybryanshow Tyler on Idol a shark-jumpin' move? (YEAH, for HIM!)
- ZUMA MUSIC RADIO: Not here to change your life...merely enhance your day. http://ZumaShow.com.
- RT @JerryBrown2010: I'm craving my mom's banana cake: [Jerry knows what ZD knows, people vote based on who brought cookies and puppies!]
- Los Angeles City Councilman TONY CARDENAS is SO FUCKED Over The City Money He Gave His Sister's "Business" (AND SO A... http://ow.ly/18E1Qe
- Nutty blogger/talk hosts/clean sweepers would rather hoot & holler over a $3000 "GOTCHA" item, than the 3 BILLION DOLLAR DEBACLE TO NOWHERE.
- GUESS IT TAKES A WHILE TO MAKE IT DOWN NUTTY-DUMMY-ACTIVIST PIPELINE. The stuff I'm reading & hearing about these days is from 2-3 yrs ago.
- DEJA VU: I turn on the radio, I read the blogs -- and I remember EXACTLY where I was when I first noted the issue. (Usually 2 years prior.)
- I SEE THE PROBLEM WITH ACTIVISM, and it's ISN'T gonna change: YOU WON'T ACT UNTIL AFTER IT TOO LATE..NOT DURING DEVELOPMENT OF SHADINESS.
- I admit, "alternative investments" is much more complicated than blogging about selling a building cheap, or whatever. BIGGEST SCHEME IN LA!
- Activists still talking about small stuff. (IF NOT BILLIONS, IT'S SMALL!) Eventually, day will come "alternative investments" are discussed.
- If Douchearagosa says, "We really don't do a good job of operating parking garages, let's be honest." NOT AN EXCUSE! GET DEMING'S 14 POINTS!
- Imagine how bad off LA actually is since $50 mil for garage lease has been included in budget that it doesn't have yet. PROJECTIONS WAY OFF!
- CalPERS investment staff took luxury travel/gifts from financial firms (SO WHAT? It's been CLEARLY PROVEN activists DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT!)
- RT@villaraigosa: In person, the Sparks mascot is actually quite friendly http://twitpic.com/2g27fk (OFFICIAL BIZ ANTONIO, Mascot to Mascot?)
- L.A. CITY COUNCIL leases valuable parking lots to prevent 1000's of layoffs. (Always the LESSER of two stupidities!)
- Mummified remains of 2 babies wrapped in '30's newspapers found in L.A. apartment. ANYTHING, to prevent giving up rent controlled apartment!
- L.A. Must Lease 9 Parking Garages to Private Operators or Sack up to 1,000 Employees http://bit.ly/bzqmHA (Glad it comes down to THAT!)
- RT@LATimes: It's unanimous, president's visit leaves L.A. boiling http://lat.ms/bdBbJQ (Should have been his ELECTION that has 'em boiling!)
- HOW LONG does it take FEDERAL JUDGE to rule on ZD 1st Amendment suit vs LA City? Let's not make Federal case out of it! Oops, already did!
- Investigation Finds LAX Police Slacking On the Job, LAX Disagrees http://bit.ly/aerGUi (That's IMPOSSIBLE! No way city workers would slack!)
- Breaking news?: AP Source: Steven Tyler says he'll be an 'American Idol' judge:(Yeah, he's been SINGING like an A.I. contestant for YEARS!)
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