Tuesday, February 1, 2011

A Message To Antonio Villaraigosa

Antonio,

I have a feeling you haven't exactly been following the settlement talks between Zuma Dogg and Matt Dowd over Venice Beach Ordinance 42.15. But in case you haven't heard, the city lost, and agreed to settle.

AT THIS POINT, if I were YOU (and thank goodness I am not) -- I WOULD NOT JUST LET THIS MATTER HANDLE ITSELF AT USUAL CITY HALL PACE. If I were you, I'd call Bill Rosendahl, RIGHT NOW, and find out what the fuck is going on. Cause whatever IS going on, ISN'T going on FAST ENOUGH...

So City Hall is still giving me WAY TOO MUCH TIME, while I have to wait around discussing settlement details. I WANTED TO BE DONE WITH THIS AND CARRY ON WITH LIFE OUTSIDE CITY HALL ACTIVISM.

BUT CITY HALL GIVES ME ANSWERS THAT TRIGGER MY BIPOLAR...

AND VILLAR...IF YOU SAW THE CUT AND REPORT I PUT TOGETHER TODAY ON THE TOPICS OF PENSIOGATE AND NON-PROFITS --

YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO FATHOM HOW I KNOW THIS STUFF????

THIS REPORT ON THE ENTIRE ENCHILADA WILL BLOW YOUR MIND...


AND OF COURSE I AM TOO SCARED TO JUST POST IT ON A BLOG. (It's the kinda report that should be "faxed" to someone.)

So City Hall is giving me WAY too much time. Cause now that I typed it up today, I will spend tomorrow faxing it. It's a BIG REPORT.

EACH DAY IS SO FUCKING COSTLY TO CITY HALL AT THIS POINT...AND THE COST HAS ZERO TO DO WITH THE MONEY YOU WILL BE PAYING US.

THAT AIN'T SHIT FOR THE CITY AT THIS POINT.

I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU REGRET FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES...ANY SETTLEMENT AMOUNT YOU OFFER...


BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU OFFER, NOW...IT IS GOING TO BE A "PENNY" COMPARED TO TOTAL COST WHEN YOUR ENTIRE SCHEME IS EXPOSED AND SHUT DOWN. (And people will be lucky to get a deal, instead of prison. But even Elliot Broidy got prison.)

KEEP TAKING YOUR TIME...I SEEM TO HAVE PLENTY OF IT...AND I CAN'T SEEM TO USE IT FOR ANYTHING BESIDES CAVING IN CITY HALL, IN WHOLE, LIKE A HUMAN WRECKING BALL...

YOU FUCKING REALLY, REALLY BLEW IT, ASSHOLES...YOU KNEW WHO YOU WERE DEALING WITH...

SO ANTONIO...ASK MY COUNCILMAN & THE CITY ATTORNEY HOW IT WENT TODAY WITH ZUMA DOGG....

YOU ARE GONNA HATE HOW I SPEND MY TIME ON WEDNESDAY.

I AM HERE TO MAKE SURE EACH DAY IS WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS.

AND I'VE KEPT THAT PROMISE FOR TWO WEEKS...AND IT'S SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL AT GEOMETRIC RATE OF PROGRESSION...

I REALLY HOPE SOMEONE TELLS ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY SETTLEMENT!!!!

YOU BROKE FEDERAL LAW!!!

HEY ANTONIO...I HAVE MY LIMITS...AND TODAY, THE CITY PUSHED THEM...AND YOU WILL REGRET ALL MY SPARE TIME ON THIS DAY, PERHAPS, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Depends on what I get accomplished on Wed.

AND THE BIGGEST FEAR FOR BOTH OF US, ANTONIO...IS IF I WAKE UP CRANKY, OR THE CITY SAYS SOMETHING TO PISS ME OFF ON WEDNESDAY WITH SLOW JIBBER-JABBER (NO SPECIFICS) -- AND I JUST SAY, "FUCK IT" -- AND POST THE MOST DEVASTATING REPORT I HAVE EVER CREATED, THAT IS REALLY WAY TOO MUCH TO BLOG --- AND SIMPLY COPY AND PASTE IT INTO A BLOG POST AND HIT, "SEND." (IT'S WAY TOO EASY AND I REALLY HOPE I DON'T DO THAT.)

That's why if I were YOU (again, happy I am not) -- I WOULD BE GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF IT AND START BEING MR. LEADER. IT'S YOU WHO COMES OUT WORST IN MY REPORT.