Tuesday, July 26, 2011

BRING YOUR CAMERAS to witness ZUMA DOGG BLAST HIDEOUS, SINEWY, CHICKEN NECK of LINDA LUCHS & VENICE COMMITTEE on BOARDWALK ISSUE (HISTORIC UGLINESS!)

[PICTURED: HEY, Linda "SUCKS" Lucks...PLEASE take the lemon out of your mouth, to get that perpetual SOUR PUSS look off your face!]

Bring your friends and family (but leave the kids at home) to witness ZUMA DOGG in his RAREST FORM, as a DESPERATE, DESPERATE man, walks into the Venice Neighborhood Council meeting, THIS THURSDAY @ 7PM, to UNLOAD HIS FIVE YEAR HISTORY OF FRUSTRATION DUE TO FIVE YEARS OF ILLEGAL FEDERAL VIOLATIONS, THAT ROBBED ME OF MY INCOME, AND CAUSED ME TO BECOME A DISABLED, BIPOLAR, DYSFUNCTIONAL, NUTCASE!

YOU HAVE BLOCKED ME...AND YOU ARE MOVING AHEAD WITH NEW BUSINESS, BEFORE YOU SETTLED THE OLD BUSINESS...AND IT IS A PERSONAL ISSUE! SO I WILL TAKE IT PERSONAL!

SO I AM GONNA BLAST AND SMEAR YOU WITH THE MOST INSIDIOUS, FOUL, BAD TASTE, AS ALLOWED BY LAW, THAT HAS EVER BEEN WITNESSED IN A PUBLIC FORUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

SORRY LINDA LUCKS' UNSIGHTLY SINEWY, DISGUSTING CHICKEN NECK AND WRINKLED-FACE HEAD, HAS TO BE THE TOPIC (TAKE THE LEMON THAT YOU ARE SUCKING ON OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND MAYBE YOU WON'T ALWAYS HAVE A SOURPUSS FACE, LINDA!)

AND I HOPE 5 TIMES CHARGED YVONNE GUZMAN ISN'T RUNNING THE MEETING, CAUSE I DON'T WANT MY HEAD BEATEN IN, IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I SAY. (SEE LAPD/DA REPORT!)

The handling Deputy CA filed multiple misdemeanor counts against Ms. Guzman. The counts are as follows:
  • 487 (c) PC, Grand Theft Person;
  • 422 PC, Criminal Threats;
  • 136.16 PC, Knowingly or Maliciously Preventing an Arrest;
  • 242 PC, Battery; and,
  • 236 PC, False Imprisonment.
Respectfully,
Los Angeles Police Department
Pacific Area Detectives
[SHOULDN'T THAT BE ENOUGH TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE RUN THE MEETINGS?]

AND CARMEN TRUTANICH...I HOLD YOU PERSONALLY ACCOUNTABLE, YOU LYING SACK OF COMMUNITY DESPISED CRAP! AND I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU, MR. CITY ATTORNEY, DO NOT USE CITY TIME, AT 2 IN THE AFTERNOON, TO RESPOND TO ZUMA DOGG ANONYMOUSLY ON MAYOR SAM'S BLOG. THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS THOSE COMMENTS ARE YOURS. YOU ARE SUCH A GENIUS, AS YOU SAY, THAT YOUR GENIUS SYNTAX GIVES YOU AWAY, YOU ASSHOLE WITH A FANCY HAIRCUT. (GO HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, AND END UP IN THE HOSPITAL, ALMOST DEAD!)

REMEMBER...there is NO LAW against BAD TASTE...and I want access to my FULL EXPRESSION! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, LISTEN...AND LEARN FROM THE MASTER WHO HAS BEEN BEATING YOUR ASS FOR FIVE YEARS...AND NOW, IT'S GONNA GET UGLY!

RIGHT SINEW-CHICKEN NECK, LINDA LUCKS? RIGHT 5 TIMER, YVONNE GUZMAN!

RIGHT CARMEN "YOUR WIFE IS UGLIER THAN LINDA LUCKS" TRUTANICH?

RIGHT BILL ROSENDAHL! (I like Bill too much to say any more than that, on him!)

MIKE BONIN, THOUGH...YOU'RE THE NEXT ANTE ZD MAY HAVE TO UP, Y'ALL...sorry, bro. But it's only cause you deserve it. Mr. "No Zuma Dogg Shirts Guy!"

Extra VNC Board Meeting This Thursday!

The Venice Neighborhood Council Board will convene for an Extra Meeting to consider possible action regarding 1) the USPS proposal to vacate its historic facility and 2) recommended revisions to the Draft Ordinance (LAMC 42.15) regulating activities on the Venice Boardwalk(Ocean Front Walk). To view the agenda, click the following link:


http://venicenc.org/node/1775

WHEN: Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 7pm
WHERE: Oakwood Recreation Center Community Room
767 California Avenue, at Seventh
Venice, CA 90291