Tuesday, August 2, 2011

8/2/11 L.A. City News.com UPDATE by Zuma Dogg

WARNING: I had another, "worst day of my life, ever." (They ALL are becoming that/progressive condition.) DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

NOT GOOD! IT COMPOUNDS, Y'ALL:
  • Tomorrow will be here. Will STILL have to go to SSI bldg to straighten out payment that's suspended & will still not be able to bike there. 10 minutes ago
  • Not real happy w my creative direction these days, but it's always been nothing more than an extension of what is on my mind, which is food. 13 minutes ago
  • I just had some food. But, obviously, you can see the reactions to periods in between, are becoming more insufferable at a geometric rate. 24 minutes ago
  • IF YOU READ THIS TWEET AND I AM DEAD TODAY, AND YOU DIDN'T CALL, RIGHT NOW, TO HELP, THEN YOU CAN SAY, "DAMN, YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED!," AFTER! 2 minutes ago
  • CITY COUNCIL ABOUT TO GET THEIR WISH. ZUMADOGG DROPS DEAD, FINALLY. U WIN! I'M GONNA BE DEAD. YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY THE DAMAGES U CAUSED ME. 8 minutes ago
  • GOD PLEASE TAKE ME, NOW! I AM READY TO DIE. I WANT TO DIE. ALL I HOPE FOR, IS THAT I DIE! PEOPLE, PLEASE PRAY TO GOD FOR MY DEATH, TODAY. 10 minutes ago
  • TAKE ME NOW, JESUS! PLEASE GOD, TAKE ME NOW! I CAN'T ENDURE ANY MORE. PLEASE SAY A PRAYER TO GOD TO PLEASE TAKE ZD, NOW. HE'S HAD ENOUGH. 11 minutes ago
  • 8/2: MY HEART HAS MADE IT QUITE CLEAR TO ME: "YOU HAVE NOT BEEN EATING ENOUGH TO SUPPORT YOUR DAILY LIFE, SO NOW YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE ONE." 14 minutes ago
  • MY SSI CHECK DELAYED OVER ADDRESS B.S. I have to go to office, but am suffering heart/chest pains today/can't bike to office. IT'S OVER 4 ZD 19 minutes ago
  • My heart put a lien on my body today/have to stay in flat position. No phone reception if u call. THIS IS BAD TODAY. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 21 minutes ago
  • My heart is just gonna CAVE today and I'm gonna have a stroke. Hope it kills me all the way, not just half way. Sorry things didn't pan out. 25 minutes ago
  • YOU THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT TODAY? MY FUCKING ASSHOLE COUNCILMAN HAS HIS HEAD SO FAR UP EVERYONE ELSE'S ASS, I'M GONNA BE DEAD OVER IT! DEAD 29 minutes ago
  • YOU GOD DAMN MUTHER FUCKING PEOPLE @CITY HALL YOU ILLEGALLY PREVENTED ME FROM MY INCOME, FUCKING ILLEGAL-LAW-PASSING, LIFE-DESTROYING, ASSHOLES! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE! 30 minutes ago
  • GOD DAMN MUTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH FUCKING GOD DAMN CITY HALL AND YOUR FUCKNIG GOD DAMN ILLEGAL 42.15, YOU ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING HELL! 32 minutes ago
  • DEAD DEAD DEAD...DEATH DEATH DEATH...DIE DIE DIE DIE..TRYING TO CALL THESE WORDS INTO CONSCIOUSNESS! CAN'T WAIT TILL I'M DEAD, DEAD, DEAD! 33 minutes ago
  • CAN'T WAIT TILL I'M FINALLY DEAD! SOONER THE BETTER. TODAY, HOPEFULLY! THIS HOUR, WOULD BE A MIRACLE/PLEASURE. HOPE I DIE ASASP! CAN'T WAIT! 37 minutes ago
  • IF YOU READ THIS TWEET AND I AM DEAD TODAY, AND YOU DIDN'T CALL, RIGHT NOW, TO HELP, THEN YOU CAN SAY, "DAMN, YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED!," AFTER! 44 minutes ago
  • GOD DAMN IT...I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY MUCH, OR LAPD SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR, BUT IT IS TIME YOU CALL & HELP ME, RIGHT NOW! 45 minutes ago
  • END OF LINE FOR ZUMADOGG: MY HEART HAS PUT A LIEN ON MY BODY! I CANNOT SURVIVE DAY/DO WHAT I NEED TO SURVIVE. I WILL BE DEAD OF THIS CRISIS! 49 minutes ago
  • Oh boy...is it gonna get ugly...when do i get to be dead, already? about 2 hours ago
  • I think if you read I died today, it would not only NOT be a shock, it would be, yeah, was wondering when. MY BODY CANNOT ENDURE THIS! ALERT about 2 hours ago
  • I AM SUFFERING THE WORST FUCKING CRISIS OF MY LIFE. MY SSI CHECK ISN'T HERE, AND I CAN'T BIKE TO OFFICE TO FIX. I NEED HELP! PLEASE! PLEASE! about 2 hours ago
  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA FUCKING DO...I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING HUNGRY I AM. I NEED TO GET TO SSI OFFICE! AM TOO WEAK TO BIKE. about 2 hours ago
  • GOD DAMN IT. FUCK, GOD DAMN, MUTHERFUCKING, GOD DAMN, JESUS, FUCKING CHRIST-MUTHERFUCKER. GOD DAMN IT. THIS IS INSUFFERABLE, GOD DAMN IT! about 2 hours ago
  • Wonder what ILLEGAL law City Council is gonna pass today, that will result in things like what is happening to ZUMA DOGG, today. Sleep well? about 2 hours ago
  • PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR ZUMA DOGG. PRAY THAT I AM DEAD AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. MY BLOOD IS ON FIRE, AM STARVING TO DEATH & HAVE NO OPTIONS! about 2 hours ago
  • I AM IN BIG TROUBLE. I AM NOT GONNA PULL THRU, THIS DAY. NOT ABLE TO. I AM TOO RUN DOWN FROM NOT EATING TO GET ON BIKE TO GO TO SSI OFFICE. about 2 hours ago
  • It's spinning more out of control by the second...I CANNOT ENDURE ANOTHER DAY LIKE THIS! I NEED HELP FROM A FRIEND. I NEED HELP! HELP! HELP! about 2 hours ago
  • Hope to be dead of natural causes (heart attack/stroke) by end of the day. I can only pray. This is TOO MUCH, today. PRAY FOR MY END, TODAY! about 2 hours ago
  • AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT FROM HERE. Falling backwards & my head is about to hit cement sidewalk. Humpty Dumpty is having a BIG FALL. Gonna hurt. about 2 hours ago
  • I'M FUCKING STARVING! I doubt ANYONE READING THIS has ANY IDEA what I am REALLY talking about. CAVERNOUS , stomach lining eating away. BAD! about 2 hours ago
  • HAVE TO GET TO SSI OFFICE, OR I AM GOING TO DIE...AND I HAVEN'T EATING, AND STARVING AND ON FIRE, CAN'T BIKE THERE AND DON'T HAVE BUS FARE! about 2 hours ago
  • PLEASE GET IN YOUR CAR AND DRIVE TO VENICE, RIGHT NOW, TO HELP ZUMA DOGG, BECAUSE IT IS IT… http://goo.gl/fb/2dGUR about 2 hours ago
  • I JUST AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT ALIVE OUT OF THIS DAY, FROM HERE! I'm TOAST! Can't do what I need to do to save my life, in this condition. BAD! about 3 hours ago
  • GOD DAMN IT, IF I DON'T GET SOME MUTHERFUCKING HELP TODAY, FROM 1 PERSON! MY BLOOD IS ON FIRE! I NEED HELP, IN PERSON. I NEED A RIDE TO SSI! about 3 hours ago
  • GOD DAMN IT, IS MY FUCKING BLOOD BOILING. JESUS FUCKING BLOODY CHRIST IS THIS GOD DAMN IN-FUCKING-INSUFFERABLE! I NEED FUCKING HELP, NOW! about 3 hours ago
  • I need to take more drastic measures to ensue I sleep MUCH, MUCH more each day. Like 12-14 hours. CANNOT AFFORD TO LIVE DAY. CAN'T HOLD ON! about 3 hours ago
  • LAPD, get ready...haven't eaten, don't have a cent and my blood is on fire. We know what comes next & it's getting worse each time. FUCK! about 3 hours ago
  • My blood is boiling, right now, cause I don't have a cent and have to make it to SSI bldg, NOW, but can't bike w/out eating. SINKING FAST! about 3 hours ago
  • I know I am not going to get the help I need today, and it's gonna have to degenerate into at 9--1-1 life or death crisis. I just KNOW it! about 3 hours ago
  • Been nice tweet-bloggin' away, all weekend, thru now...but back to $0.00 and hungry. We know what comes next. Morning will be bad disaster. about 15 hours ago