Saturday, December 10, 2011

COMEDY SCRIPT & SITCOM VIDEO: U.S. President Barack Obama's "Weekly Address" (U.S. Hits New LOW-POINT, As U.S. President Teeters On Verge Of Inciting A Street Riot. Sunk To "TRUE CLOWN" Status)

I'M NOT KIDDING: I DO believe the President is teetering on the verge of "riot inciting" with his over-the-top, finger pointing, diversionary Weekly address. HEY OBAMA...Occupy Wall Street, just called. They said, "TONE DOWN THE RHETORIC!" I am truly stunned to hear a U.S. President say these things.

This finger-pointing, HISTORICALLY UNPOPULAR PRESIDENT, must REALLY know how much trouble he is in with voters...and it's time to up the ante, and REALLY pull out "Best of Propaganda 101" (Diversionary Tactics).

THE CLICHES!: " So tell your Members of Congress, don’t be a Grinch." (Yeah, those are the people who believe him=Dr. Seuss readers.) "Tell them to do the right thing..." (VERY PRESIDENTIAL! I saw that movie, Do The Right Thing" was about a riot!)

THE DIVERSIONARY FINGER-POINTING: "Some still want to return to the same policies that got us into this mess. They’re the same policies that have stacked the deck against working Americans for too long." (SOME=bet he doesn't mean Pelosi or ONE SINGLE Democrat in the country. "SOME" means EVERY REPUBLICAN...and they want to steal Christmas ("Don't be a Grinch") -- and want to, "Do The WRONG Thing." And the deck is stacked against, "WORKING AMERICANS." And the only people who count as, "working Americans," are the low-income or union workers. If you are a non-govt worker, or make $250K, YOU aren't a REAL working American. HOW ABOUT WHEN THE COUNTRY WAS RIDING HIGH...SAME SYSTEM! They had rich people, back then.)

"They’re part of a philosophy that says we’re better off when everyone is left to fend for themselves and play by their own rules," the U.S. President actually said. (THEY are part of the philosophy! So of course, HE had/has nothing to DO with it. THEY are part of this philosophy, leaving YOU to FEND FOR YOURSELF against these mean, cruel, viscous, "NOT OBAMA!" And remember...HOW do you have a chance, anyway...these people, that I (Obama am not one of) don't even play "fair" (as in "fair share.") (Wiping tear): They don't play by the rules. (OBAMA!!! BETTER CALL THE MILITARY ON THESE PEOPLE...THEY SOUND LIKE TERRORISTS!!!!)

"So I refuse to take “no” for an answer," said the Dictator of America...I mean U.S. President.

WASHINGTON— In this week’s address, President Obama told the American people that the United States succeeds when everyone gets a fair shot, does their fair share, and engages in fair play. [ALREADY, it sounds like a cult leader trying to brainwash naive minds, more than "Weekly Address."] This is why the President nominated Richard Cordray to lead a new consumer-watchdog agency designed to protect families from being taken advantage of. [by REPUBLICANS...NOT OBAMA..HE'S ONLY PRESIDENT...HE HAS/HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING THAT IS AFFECTING YOU IN ANY ADVERSE WAY, AT ALL..THAT WAS THE REPUBLICANS!]

But Republicans in Congress have blocked the nomination. [SEE...he can't say a THING, without it relating to Republicans, and how HE had NOTHING to do with this mess!!!]

Remarks of President Barack Obama [Your Cult Leader & Head Programmer]
As Prepared for Delivery [Should have delivered it by U.S. Mail, AFTER they shut half of 'em down.]
The White House [Lowering in property value, with every word Obama speaks.]
Saturday, December 10, 2011 [A TRUE low-point in U.S. history.]

Today, America faces a make-or-break moment for the middle class. [The MAKE part is ME (Obama) and the BREAK part is either Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney.]

After the worst economic crisis of our lifetimes, some still want to return to the same policies that got us into this mess. They’re the same policies that have stacked the deck against working Americans for too long. They’re part of a philosophy that says we’re better off when everyone is left to fend for themselves and play by their own rules.

But I have a different vision. [PROPAGANDA 101: Create an enemy. Then have a different vision. And of course YOURS MUST be the right one! The "R" in "Republican" stands for w"r"ong.]

I believe that we are greater together than we are on our own. [WOW, DO suffer from abandonment issues. Are we on our own? Are we not together? NOW YOU ARE IN CULT PROGRAMMING TERRITORY: Catch those lonely, isolated, alone people, who don't feel a part of anything..and THERE YOU ARE, WITH THE PLAN TO MAKE US ALL COME TOGETHER AS, "ONE," -- not a bunch of people on our own/alone. (I FEEL LIKE I'M IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT!)

I believe that this country succeeds when everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everyone engages in fair play. [WOW! I guess you not only have the wrong country, you have the wrong WORLD! Look at the propaganda/cult programming tactics: Words like, "EVERYONE" "FAIR SHARE" "FAIR PLAY!

Again, a three year old mind. You can spend 800 more infinities, and you will never achieve "EVERYONE" and "FAIR"and "DOING FAIR SHARE" in the same system of two or more individuals. It's NOT human nature. [SOME will always do more than others; and some will always do LESS than MOST. In ANY ranking of individuals, you will ALWAYS have to top/middle/bottom. YOU CANNOT ELIMINATE THAT! (See Deming's 14 Points and have someone smart explain it to you. FURTHERMORE, the people who are the BIGGEST offenders are elected into office.

LOOK HOW HE CREATES THE ENEMY, THEN PUTS ON HIS SANTA CLAUSE, "We can have a perfect world, where EVERYONE is FAIR and EQUAL!" (I think they already have that. It's called COMMUNISM! It MIGHT work, but CORRUPTION always ruins any real shot. How's Washington & Govt on the corruption?)

Back to Barack: To ensure fair play, last year, we passed the toughest financial reform in generations. [NO, it does not ENSURE! Are YOU willing to back up that it has been ENSURED with your own money, Mr. President? It was PASSED! Which has NOTHING to do with "ENSURED!" But NOW, of course, you can say you, "ENSURED/FIXED" Wall Street corruption -- and all of our lives are restored -- and everything is fair and equal for all. We're ALL the EXACT SAME! Just get in line for a job, and I (OBAMA/Democrats) will tell you what you're doing and where to show up for work.]

See, for too long, the rules weren’t the same on Wall Street as they were on Main Street. Risky bets were made with other people’s money. [YEAH: THE MAYOR OF L.A. APPOINTED HIS CRONIES TO THE PENSION BOARDS, THEN THEY VOTED THE MONEY INTO THEIR OWN PROJECTS...THOSE were the risky bets. Call Villaraigosa!]

Some folks made a lot of money taking advantage of consumers. [YEAH! THE MAYOR'S CRONIES. AND YOUR CRONIES. AND ALL THE ELECTED OFFICIALS CRONIES!]

It was wrong. And this irresponsible behavior on the part of some contributed to the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression. [Good are coming out of denial. And's the ELECTED OFFICIALS AND THEIR COMMISSION APPOINTMENTS, DEPARTMENT HEADS AND CRONIES....IT IS THE ELECTED OFFICIALS (GOVERNMENT) AND THEIR CRONIES WHO BLEW THE MONEY. (SEE SOLYNDRA, MR. PRESIDENT.)

So this financial reform refocuses the financial sector on what’s really important: getting capital to entrepreneurs who want to grow their businesses, and financing to millions of families who want to buy a house or send their kids to college. [BUT YOUR "JOBS BILL" has NOTHING to do with that. I think you are holding you bar graphs, upside-down.]

A key part of that was putting in place the first-ever consumer watchdog – someone whose job it is to protect American families from being taken advantage of by mortgage lenders, payday lenders, and debt collectors. [I think that is a singular watchdog, didn't see an "s" as in watchdogs. I'm sure he's got a HELL of a chance PROTECTING AMERICAN FAMILIES FROM THAT EVIL WALL STREET, OUT TO DESTROY FAMILIES!!!!]

Tens of millions of Americans use these services. Protecting them from unscrupulous practices is an important job. And that’s why I nominated Richard Cordray to serve as the head of this consumer watchdog agency.

As the former Attorney General of Ohio, Richard helped recover billions of dollars on behalf of retirees and stood up to dishonest lending practices. He has the support of most Attorneys General across the country, both Democrats and Republicans. Members of Congress from both parties say he’s more than qualified for the job. And yet on Thursday, Republicans blocked his nomination. They refused to even allow it to come up for a vote.


Do Republicans in Congress think our financial crisis was caused by too much oversight of mortgage lenders or debt collectors? Of course not. And every day America has to wait for a new consumer protection watchdog is another day that dishonest businesses can target and take advantage of students, seniors, and service members. [HEY Steven Tyler, "DREAM ON," if you think this watchdog guy is the answer. YOU ARE THE NAIVE SUCKER, VILLARAIGOSA PLAYED YOU FOR WITH THE TARP/HUD/FEDERAL MONEY, ROOKIE! I can tell you never worked a day in the real world, cause you haven't spoken a real word, in this entire address. All phony-cult-propaganda-b.s.-fluff. STOP WHINING, CRYBABY!!! YOU ARE DEGRADING THE COUNTRY AND OFFICE OF U.S. PRESIDENT!

YOU ARE HURTING YOUR POST-PRESIDENCY BOOK SALES!! It's gonna have to be written "Cat In Hat," Dr. Seuss style for elementary school kids. Adults will only buy it, to read a fair tale to their kids.]

So I refuse to take “no” for an answer. [Cult leaders NEVER take no.] Financial institutions have plenty of high-powered lawyers and lobbyists looking out for them. It’s time consumers had someone on their side. [WE GO THROUGH THIS IN L.A., ALL THE TIME: Obama appoints some crony to some "oversight" position (and they ALWAYS sound/look great and have been blessed by the Pope and Mother Theresa); then he says, "LOOK! Problem solved! I appointed a watch dog. CORRUPTION IS OVER AND YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN RESTORED! VOTE FOR ME! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, BUT I FIXED IT!]

And while they’re at it, Republicans in Congress should stop the games [U.S. PRESIDENT HAS OF COURSE MADE THE DECISION THEY ARE "GAMES," CAUSE HE ISN'T GETTING WHAT HE WANTS, LIKE A SPOILED THREE YEAR OLD, WHO DOESN'T GET HER CANDY] and extend the payroll tax cut for working Americans. Because if they don’t, nearly 160 million Americans will see their taxes go up at the end of this month. [BRO, the Govt creates new fees, then triples them. I need a Siamese Twin to count all the taxes they jam onto the ballot. NOW, you care? I hope the Dr. Seuss readers are still with you.]

Congress can’t end the year by taking money out of the pockets of working Americans. [THIEVES/CRIMINALS!!!] Now is not the time for playing politics. [When is? You can say that for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING! And, my man...if it's time to stop playing politics, you have to resign the Presidency. That's all you are, crybaby.]

Now is the time to do what’s right for the American people.

No one should go home for the holidays until we get this done.

So tell your Members of Congress, don’t be a Grinch.

Tell them to do the right thing for you and for our economy.

Thank you.

[Boo-hoo-hoo. It's not my fault. Don't vote for Newt. Yada-yada-yada...]


Growing up as a kid, and young adult, I never thought I would hear a U.S. President degrade the Office with this kind of talk. And I never thought the President would be dumber than I am. (I was a D+ student. This guy, Obama, makes me feel like Valid Historian, or whatever you call those smart people. SHAME ON OCCIDENTAL COLLEGE! CLEARLY, YOU FAILED!)

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