BREAKING NEWS: Be on the lookout for a body (presumably dead), without a head, in Councilman and L.A. Mayoral Candidate Eric Garcetti's, Hollywood area. A head was found, un-attached to it's former body.
WELCOME TO LOS ANGELES, 2012! And try not to trip on any heads or bodies on the Hollywood hikers trail! LAPD is investigating the incident that took place, in which the head was removed from the body and dumped in the hiker trail.
LA TIMES: The remains were found by a park ranger about 3:45 p.m. in the rugged hills near the 3200 block of Canyon Drive, said LAPD spokeswoman Sara Faden. No details were immediately available, and police would not discuss the nature of the de-heading.