Zuma Dogg Tweets on Rick Caruso Mayoral Campaign (Rick's Pollster Called Zuma Dogg and He TOOK the Poll), Bill Rosendahl "99% DOUBLE-TALK," & OccupyLA

@ZumaDogg Tweets:

• ZUMADOGG: 1st to expose OccupyLA as mob preventing free rights of others; put MOST pressure on city to evict; then 1st to break the news. 3 minutes ago
• RICK CARUSO POLL: Connected business developer, who worked for 2 L.A. mayors, sat on police commission, donates to radical repubs=OUTSIDER! about an hour ago
• CARUSO SAYS: Independent/Successful businessman, worked for Bradley/Riordan, balanced budgets, Grove=big tourism, gave $mils to non-profits. about an hour ago
• RICK CARUSO: Poll reveals he's concerned he'll get HAMMERED for being radical REPUBLICAN cause donor/only getting into politics/cares now. about an hour ago
• RICK CARSUSO'S MAYOR CAMPAIGN CONCERN: KNOWS he will get HAMMERED for giving money to radical right nutty factions. His poll revealed to ZD. about an hour ago
• NUTTY POLLS: "If Rick Caruso creates jobs, ends corruption, & fixes the schools, would you be MORE or LESS likely to vote for Rick Caruso?" about an hour ago
• KINGPIN STRIKES AGAIN!: Rick Carsuso poll calls ZD, not knowing it's "'13 mayoral candidate" ZD. REVEALS ENTIRE STRATEGY. Pros/cons/issues. about an hour ago
• RICK CARUSO POLLSTER CALLS ZD!: Asks MANY screen questions (work for media, etc.) but FORGOT, "or are running in mayor election, yourself?" about an hour ago
• Rick Caruso Strategy: Successful @business; balanced budgets; donated MILLIONS to non-profits. NEGATIVES: Radical associations. Republican. about an hour ago
• OMG! Just did a half hour survey about 2013 LA Mayor election. Found out a lot about Rick Caruso's plans & angles. ZD did full survey. LOL! about an hour ago
• Difference between Occupier & ZD. ZD likes to smoke pot on city hall lawn DURING daytime council meetings. They smoked at night=no meetings. about 2 hours ago
• Gonna MISS the City Hall South park. Ah, the memories of smoking pot, out there, during council meetings, when Janice Hahn started speaking. about 2 hours ago
• "The cops busted into my girlfriend's tent and arrested her. We didn't even get any notice." -Occupier on KNX radio. Is he Deaf/Dumb/Blind? about 2 hours ago
• People throwing fesses NOT #Occupy. People in trees NOT #Occupy. People blocking streets NOT #Occupy. People resisting arrest NOT #Occupy. about 3 hours ago
• @OccupyLA: Do you know WHY they close ALL PARKS @ 10:30pm? If they DIDN'T=ALL PARKS would become tent encampments where families would live. about 3 hours ago
• @OccupyLA: Illogical nut cult. If parking space says, "NO PARKING" & you get towed, you don't complain. If park says CLOSED, YOU get towed. about 3 hours ago
• OCCUPYLA=NAIVE SUCKERS! "Bill Rosendahl doesn't look out for the 99-percent, he robs from the working class to give to the rich." - Jim about 5 hours ago
• ROSENDAHL: Mr. Occupy! Voted to give Wilshire Grand Hotel tax breaks=but RAISED YOUR FEES! Voted for tax breaks for Mutual Fund companies. about 6 hours ago
• ROSENDAHL TALKS OUT BOTH SIDES OF HIS ASS: Bill caved in to shady 1% Billionaire Philip Anschutz and voted for AEG stadium, after opposing. about 6 hours ago
• ROSENDAHL SPINS OUT BOTH SIDES OF HIS ASS: Rosendahl voted to give the 1-percenter Billionaire Eli Broad $52 million for a parking garage. about 6 hours ago
• Not exactly allowed to say, "City Hall told me LAPD raid on Occupy, tonight, ZD/please chill." So I have to make up police scanner story. ;) about 6 hours ago
• L.A. should pass law: Even IF you're breaking the law; and violating rights of others, as long as you are peaceful, it should be ok/no cops. about 7 hours ago
• @Villaraigosa: I don't know, Brutha? I think u were kinda harsh/unfair to @OccupyLA: Said you agree w their message and they WERE peaceful. about 7 hours ago
• @EricGarcetti: Mr. Mayor, I DEMAND you LET #OccupyLA thru the fence and back onto park. YOU said, "Welcome to stay as long as you need to." about 7 hours ago
• #LAPD #BECK: Don't let it go to your head, my man. Mayor V gave u 8 wks and u had 1200 cops w no spending limit. Kidding=CONGRATS, FINALLY! about 8 hours ago
• Unfortunately, for ZD's entertainment value, nothing more boring, than watching #LAPD execute strategy so well. CONGRATS on being so boring! about 8 hours ago
• TRUTANICH=SPINELESS CLOWN. VILLARAIGOSA=COWARDLY PUSSY! ROSENDAHL: Confused moron. LAPD=YOU REALLY DID A WORLD CLASS JOB! #Congratulations. about 8 hours ago
• I'm not gonna lose credibility by bashing LAPD for Cccupy. Not THEIR fault PUSSY MAYOR & CITY ATTORNEY had their hands tied til last night. about 8 hours ago
• Good morning. Last night I broke news of OccupyLA eviction, based on chatter on police scanner. ANYONE could have done it. BUT, only ZD DID! about 10 hours ago
• That's it for PEACEFUL TV coverage, till AM news. I'm going to sleep, feeling very peaceful, knowing things are peacefully, peaceful. PEACE! about 17 hours ago
• LARGEST SHOW OF LAPD FORCE EVER LINE UP at OccupyLA, and the good news is, Eveyone Is… http://t.co/qjRcwiz4 about 17 hours ago
• ZD hasn't changed/corporate execs felt same way about ZD as Garcetti does & STILL hired me in NYC as research guru, IMAGINE HOW GOOD I AM! 9 minutes ago
• YOU WILL BE LOSING SLEEP, WONDERING WHAT ZD MEANS/WHAT HE WOULD "FIX" and SEE THAT YOU DO NOT; when he says can improve your poll/remove flaws. 13 minutes ago
• ZD=WANTS TO PROVE TO YOU & HIMSELF; if you sit and show him your poll screener/questionnaire, he will DRAMATICALLY IMPROVE IT/REMOVE FLAWS. 15 minutes ago
• ZUMA'S GIFT: Can fly 20 execs from across U.S. into Times Square conference room. ZD will see things in poll numbers, NO ONE ELSE SEES. FACT 16 minutes ago
• ZUMA'S GIFT: Can look at ANY poll questionnaire and find flaws/improve/lock it down/improve completion rate. Why I made it to NYC as "guru." 19 minutes ago
• If you are a political pollster, ZD will give you FREE consultation on questionnaire. Made it to NYC as market research guru, for reason. 21 minutes ago
• @RickCarusoLA Did you know ZD was "market research" guru, extraordinaire, in NYC skyscraper. We need to talk about your poll questionnaire. 28 minutes ago
• @RickCarusoLA I just took your mayor poll on phone. ZD=former market research guru in NYC. Your poll questionnaire is VERY FLAWED. Call me. 29 minutes ago
• RICK CARUSO: Better have your campaign pollster call ZumaDogg=He was NYC market research "GURU." Just took your survey. Has TOO MANY FLAWS. 32 minutes ago
• POLL QUESTION: Do you CONSIDER yourself Hispanic? (Yeah, I'm a wigger, but of Hispanic culture=A HIGGER. I DO consider myself Hispanic." LOL about an hour ago