HEY BARACK OBAMA & US MAYORS...Your spokespuppet Douchetonio Viagraiosa just added to the U.S. Unemployment rate. You're gonna drag THIS SCHMUCK onto the DNC stage? Tell the transcript typist to leave IN the "uh-uh-uhs..." It's part of his DUMB, unemployment-rate-adding, municipal-decimating charm.
HEY ASSHOLE!!! THE CITY CAN'T EVEN FUNCTION, UNDER CURRENT STAFFING LEVELS. From a LEGAL standpoint...AND PUBLIC SAFETY STANDPOINT...AND I SAY FROM A FEDERAL STANDPOINT, YOU LITTLE MAFIA-MUTHERFUCKER IN A PAIR OF ELEVATOR SHOES!
HONORABLE MENTION TO CITY COUNCIL: COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU!