To: City Hall
Fr: Zuma Dogg
Re: My Weekend At Venice Beach
Dt: June 3, 2008
I'm pissed off as hell after what happened to ZD at Venice Beach this past weekend. And I'm taking it out on everyone involved as you can see. I hope a whole bunch of people go straight to hell. I can see that little incident with Robert from Venice Beach Parks and Rec was the straw that broke the Zuma Dogg leash. Cause I'm pissed off 24/7 now. You know what, you can say what you want about my posts from yesterday. But I'll tell you this. I begged for a return call from City Hall yesterday; leaving messages with three people who have known me for two years. Sorry they didn't call back when I left messages. But you know when ZD's phone started ringing? After the blog post. So from now on, I may as well not even call the office, but just blog something about the CM I want to speak with. This is the second time this has happened recently.
I'm fucking really pissed that it takes Zuma Dogg turning into the Hulk and jumping off the leash and having to have a blogging melt down to get the phone call and time you ended up giving me anyway. And I hope some folks order some ZD products so I can eat, cause that's a big problem and I think it showed during today's public comment. Hey man, I hung in there for two years waiting for all of y'all to fix your shit...WHICH YOU DID, WHICH PROVED I WAS RIGHT...SO ON THE FIRST DAY, I GET PUSHED OUT OF THE WAY IN THE FIRST FEW MINUTES??? FUCK THAT SHIT...I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW FOR PUBLIC COMMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE THINGS I MISSED TODAY. LIKE WHY THE MAYOR WILL NEVER BE GOVERNOR AND THAT CONVICTED FELONS MAY NOT BE CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR. AND I'LL BE ONE DAY HUNGRIER BITCHES!
YOU HAND OUT ALL THAT GANG INTERVENTION MONEY...WE'LL GUESS WHAT...TIME FOR CITY HALL TO REACH INTO THEIR COMMUNITY FUND MONEY AND BUY A WHOLE BUNCH OF ZUMA DOGG PRODCUTS CAUSE I'M GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING SQUEAKY WHEEL THE CITY HAS EVER SEEN!!!
I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS PISSED OFF IN THE TWO YEARS YOU HAVE KNOWN ME...
I'VE BE "WARNED" TO DRAW THE LINE AT CERTAIN PLACES OR THE THUGS MIGHT COME LOOKING FOR ME...
FUCK IT! I HAVEN'T EATEN ENOUGH, I RAN OUT OF GAS LEAVING VENICE, CAUSE I DIDN'T GET TO MAKE MY MONEY...AND SPENT ALL DAY SUNDAY WITH MY VEHICLE STUCK AND I COULDN'T MAKE IT TO VENICE TO MAKE MONEY ON SUNDAY, EITHER. SO THAT'S LIKE FUCKING WITH A RETAILER DURING CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SEASON.
I've spoken about a lot of issues for a lot of people that doesn't affect me in the slightest, either way. And I've been chilling out for two years in Council Chambers waiting to return, and THIS HAPPENS? FUCK THAT SHIT, *@&*#$^&. Now it'll be the Zuma Dogg you saw today everyday thanks to the Mr. Park and Rec/LAPD Big Shots! THE MAIN REASON I'M BL:OWING A GASKET IS THAT I CAN SEE I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DO WHAT I WAS PLANNING AT VENICE EVEN AFTER THE ORDINANCE WAS CHANGED...AFTER I WAITED TWO YEARS!
NOW I KNOW HOW PEOPLE WITH MONEY IN CITY PENSION FUNDS FEEL!
TUNE INTO CITY TV 35 FOR "GENERAL PUBLIC COMMENT" THIS SUMMER. I'LL BE LETTING EVERYONE KNOW WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURRIED IN THIS CITY. PEOPLE TELL ME EVERYTHING. YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED ME BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN HOLDING BACK FOR MY OWN SAFETY. FUCK SAFETY. I'll tell you what isn't safe. My conditions after this weekends Big Rob, jack move with LAPD at Venice. (GOOD LUCK WITH A JURY.)
Y'ALL JUST SIMPLY UNDERESTIMATED ZUMA DOGG AND THOUGHT YOU COULD RUN YOUR TYPICAL BULLSHIT YOU PULL ON THE REST OF THE CITY ON ZUMA DOGG. MAN, AM I GONNA CHANGE YOUR PROCEDURE, FELLAZ! (I'd just hand me a settlement check now which you can cut without permission for anything under $100,000 and I'll go set up somewhere else and will be sleeping in until 1pm on weekdays. But I know that'll never happen, so see you in Chambers for two more years, unless I win Mayor, in which case you're all cut off from your "intervention" money.
GO SCREW YOURSELVES! AND GET THAT FUCKING AMENDMENT ON THE AGENDA
BANNING MACHETE JUGGLING ON LADDERS ON THE BOARDWALK. GERRY MILLER WILL FIGURE OUT THE LANGUAGE.
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