Barack Obama Locks Up Nomination And U.S. Presidency With Closing Speech at DNC Convention

John McCain supporters must have been tearing their hair out in frustration, as they had to sit back and watch Barack Obama clinch the U.S. Presidency race, before it even starts.

Sorry kiddie, it doesn't matter that Obama simply went up there and read back the dream wish list of perfection, like Santa reading back the list of everything the kid sitting on his lap wants for Christmas.

It doesn't matter that it's impossible, will never happen, and if it could, it would completely bankrupt the country (and therefore planet).

THAT WAS THE BEST F*CKING SPEECH MOST PEOPLE HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

HE ROCKED THE SH*T OUT OF THAT STADIUM. Zuma Dogg would have to skip right past Journey "Don't Stop Believing" -- and bust straight into AC/DC "Hell's Bells" to follow THAT act.

And did you notice that almost spooky ring when the crowd busts out into chants of "O-ba-ma!"

It had a certain tribal chant ring to it, and I realized...you have never heard a three syllable chant, like like. Nix-on, Bush, Clin-ton, Car-ter (not that he ever got a chant)...I wasn't around to hear if they said, "Ken-ne-dy", but that don't got the same ring, anyway, even if they did.

I'll copy and paste some of the scoring points I think he made...AND HE MADE THEM ALL!!!

It was the teflon-coated, check-mate, I am rubber, you are glue speech that can not be disputed by McCain in public perception. He ran those bases like a Hall of Famer, hot off a grand-slam.

Tony Sorprano just called on my cell phone. He wanted me to tell you, "Forget about it."

Now you are probably getting mad at your boy Zuma Dogg for appearing to defend Obama, or think that because I think he just clinched the Presidency with one speech, like a UFC fighter who disappoints the crowd, with a knockout on the first punch.

Didn't you go to high school? Don't you know the student body likes what the popular guy says (no matter what he says); and doesn't like what the Chess Team President has to say.

So John McCain can get out there next week, and rebuke everything Obama just said. And rationally explain how it's all B.S., "pie in the sky" and not reality.

And the Fox News team can analyze the debates and prove how McCain creamed Obama.

IT DOESN'T MATTER!?!?!

Didn't you hear that speech?

I'm serious.

ZumaTimes.com

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