You know, Zuma Dogg has been hard on California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, by calling him names like, "Girlie Gov" and "Governor Arnold Sissynegger".
When I saw Arnie in Malibu at the pet store, I had a feeling he knew about ZD, cause while he waved and smiled for any camera (video or cell phone), he kept his neck turned the other way and avoided ZD, which only said to me that he KNEW ZD, or else why would he be trying so hard to avoid the ZumaCam. (It's all at http://ZumaTube.com).
And I really gave him and his staff a work out, this week, at Taylor Yard, as Zuma Dogg and the ZumaCam ran rampant across the event...and Arnold's main objective seemed to be to rotate at a 180 degree angle, with each movement of the ZumaCam. (The Gov was like a compass, yinging when Zuma Dogg was yanging. IT WAS WORSE THAN THE CAMERA SWITCHERS AT TV 35 WHO TRY TO STAY SWITCHED ON THE "NON-ZD" SIDE OF THE BLEACHERS.
But just like City TV 35 has learned...SO HAS THE GOVERNOR AND HIS STAFF...
You cannot zig to Zuma Dogg's zag in the long run. I've just been to one more Tony Robbins seminar than Arnold has, even though Arnold wrote a book with Robbins, Zuma Dogg read that book -- and so now, not only does Eric Garcetti have to strategically plan his day around Zuma Dogg, so does ZD's new, honorary "Docallo", Arnold Schwarzenegger. (After all, we have both been "Terminators" on camera!)
So now that Zuma Dogg is hobnobbing with people like Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger...and he is answering my question (with his staff HANDING me the mic) at his East L.A. press conference --
and since he finally realized, just like all the other State and local politicians...ZD ain't going away...he finally stopped turning it into an action scene...and he stopped running the other way (like a Girlie Gov) -- and he shook ZD's hand and listened to my request to tell Los Angeles City Council to, "stop with so much density without enough water!" (Based on the Gov's drought emergency alert and overall water crisis)...ZD is gonna appreciate the Governor for what he recently did, where he vetoed all the bills that were sitting there on his desk that were non-essential like the licenses and the tuition and all these things. (Can you tell I typed it the way Arnold would have said it.) MAYBE HE'S A POLITICAL ALLY IN THIS FISCALLY CHALLENGING TIME...cause what does HE care...he can't be President, and he's termed-out. SO MAYBE HE'LL DO WHAT HE SAID HE WOULD DO. So ZD will start being nice to the Gov -- and maybe somehow get his attention about what Los Angeles City Council is doing to the region.
AND AS U CAN SEE...It's all's well that ends well, between the on-camera actor who has come so far in politics in such a short time -- and his new YouTube pal Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
ZUMA DOGG THANKS THE GOVERNOR ON BEHALF OF THE CONSTITUENTS OF LOS ANGELES WITH A BIG "HOOOTY HOOOOO!" AND THE GOV WAVES AND SMILE GOODBYE TO THE ZUMACAM.
And they all live happily ever after.
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