Eric Garcetti is a coward in the most pussy-ass way. He hides behind everyone else. He hides behind his mommy when he got tagged with ethics violations, he hides behind fake law he makes up in his own committee meetings, then hides behind his own police force as he enforces non-laws because he can't face Zuma Dogg's music.
This guy can holler all the military naval intelligence he wants, he's not as smart as he appears (don't mistake getting away with corruption for smarts), can't take criticism, and he would never stand up to me or try and push me around outside of Council Chambers behind everything his daddy handed to him. (HEY ERIC, you say you made it on your own. NO, Emilio Estevez made it on his own, cause he didn't go with "Sheen." YOU hired Rich Llewellyn as your Chief of Staff. Or should I say your daddy, Gil Garcetti gave Rich, the "personal assistant" from Gil's office.)
Eric is a pussy who is too nervous and uncomfortable to hold a real and meaningful conversation with me. He's way too intimidated by me, which is why he is doing shit like violating free speech.
But mostly, there is kid and family in Echo Park who may have a thing or two to say about his driving habits and bicycle safety awareness.
HEY PUSSY-COWARD GARCETTI...I've been cool with you for the most part but you have gone too far, and now there is no stopping what you are going to be facing on TV 35 and on this blog and in the court of the FEDS and public opinion, you blame-it-on-your-mamma pussy-boy.
YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY ON TV AND YOU CROSSED THE LINE, AND NOW YOU CAN DEAL WITH ME THIS WAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR POLITICAL CAREER.
SORRY , GARPUSSY...I WAS PUTTING UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT, BUT YOU BANNED ME FOR TWO MEETINGS, AND NOW YOU WILL BE DEALING WITH THE SIDE EFFECT FOR THE REST OF YOUR POLITICAL LIFE.
YOU FUCKED UP GARCETTI. MY GOAL IS TO MAKE YOU REMEMBER FOR THE REST OF YOUR POLITICAL CAREER SO YOU NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
BECAUSE YOU PARENTS FUCKED UP IN A MAJOR WAY:
For all your talent and smarts you failed to learn the most important lesson in life, and for you to feel it's o.k. to do the things you do and the stuff I heard you pulled with that Echo Park kid and their family, I am ashamed of your mom and dad. They should be indicted for the values they failed to teach you pussy-son.
HEY ERIC, I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP. NOW GO LOSE ALL THE CITY'S MONEY AND WATCH OUT FOR KIDS ON BICYCLES WHILE DRIVING A CITY VEHICLE WHILE DRUNK, BITCH. WOULDN'T EVER WANT ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO EVER HAPPEN. (WHY, DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN?)(
AND WHEN ZUMA DOGG IS TALKING KEEP YOUR ARROGANT PUSSY-MOUTH SHUT SO YOU DO NOT OPEN THE CITY UP TO A LAWSUIT.
MAYBE YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF LITTLE OLD LADIES FOOLED WITH YOUR HANDSOME CHARISMA. NOT ME BITCH.
I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU ARE INDICTED WITH ANTONIO!
HEY ERIC, HOW'S THAT STIMULUS MONEY BEING SPENT? Eric, did you know the reason you are not involved in the Obama administration?
BECAUSE OBAMA HAS SEEN WHAT ZUMA DOGG HAS SEEN AND HE CAN'T TOUCH YOU BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT ZUMA DOGG KNOWS IS COMING.
HOPE I CAN GET TO YOU IN COURT BEFORE THE FEDS.
YOUR GOING DOWN GARPUSSY BECAUSE YOU PARENTS DIDN'T RAISE YOU RIGHT BECAUSE YOU FEEL IT IS A-OK TO PULL THE SHIT IN THIS CITY YOU ARE PULLING.
I HAVE TO LISTEN TO SENIOR CITIZEN'S LITERALLY CRY OVER THE THINGS YOU DO AS COUNCILMEMBER. YOU MAKE ELDERLY SENIOR LADIES CRY, ERIC GARCETTI!
Shame on you Gil and Eric's Mom. (Is she a big shareholder in Bank of China, or something?)
Adios, Garpussy. I BET YOU WOULDN'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I SPEAK IF YOU AREN'T BEING PROTECTED BY YOUR OWN FAKE LAWS, MR. NAVAL PUSSY COWARD. I BET YOU ARE THE JOKE OF THE NAVAL ACADEMY, Mr. Beverly Hills Naval Guy!
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