PLEASE HELP ZUMA DOGG PLEASE HELP ZUMA DOGG PLEASE HELP ZUMA DOGG PLEASE HELP ZUMA DOGG PLEASE HELP ZUMA DOGG PLEASE HELP ZUMA DOGG PLEASE HELP ZUMA

THIS 5000 word rant has been replaced by this sentence: PLEASE PAYPAL IF YOU CAN EASILY AFFORD IT.

UPDATE FROM READER:

Zuma, maybe you can get a job working at a television station because they are always about getting the word out. Will you work if you can get a job at a tv station or a radio station. maybe the la weekly will give you a reporter's job part time or something so that you can do that. ZUMA SAYS, "O.K., LET ME PICK UP THE PHONE AND TELL THE TELEVISION STATION THEY SHOULD HIRE ME BECAUSE YOU SAID SO, AND I'LL NOTIFY THE RADIO STATION PROGRAM DIRECTOR TO TELL THEM WHEN I WILL BE DOING MY SHIFT; THEN WRITE ABOUT IT IN THE LA WEEKLY. BECAUSE THE ONLY REASON I AM NOT DOING IT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO AND THEY HAVE ALL BEEN BEGGING ME, BUT I HAVE BEEN REJECTING THEM AND TELLING THEM, "NO" I WOULD PREFER TO JUST CALL IN ON THE REQUEST LINE OR BLOG ON MY UP-PAID BLOG AND SPEND ALL THIS TIME AND ENERGY GOING ON TV TO ALERT THE PUBLIC WITHOUT GETTING PAID. THE POINT IS YOU NUTCASE (and this person who sent me the email is just that, sad to say) IT IS NOT UP TO ME TO HIRE MYSELF AT THESE MEDIA OUTLETS. SO I JUST KEEP BLOGGING AND GOING TO MEETINGS ON TV AND CALL INTO RADIO AND KEEP GAINING MOMENTUM IN THE PUBLIC'S CONSCIOUSNESS.