Zuma Dogg is simply here to remind you, that Los Angeles City Council President Eric Garcetti is here to remind you that he made it on his own, without the help of his mommy and daddy, even though his daddy is Gil Garcetti, and most people who STILL confusingly refer to Eric as "Gil".
Eric recently got married to his longtime "companion/life partner" Amy Wakeland. And if you ask around, people will probably tell you that they are not fooled by this political stunt (Eric marrying Amy, who is a woman) and feel it is just a political move (getting married) to help set him up for when he runs for higher office. Some feel this phony marraige has not been consumated yet. But if ERIC (not Gil) Garcetti thinks that he is looking at anything else other than problems over his ties to Henry Ciseneros and Workforce Housing (See Chris Essel) and pension money losses he's not as smart as he thinks. Eric was smart enough to have Cisneros swear him in earlier this month.
There is a reason the city financial expert testified before council that the BIGGEST problem regarding the city's pension loss (and crisis) is the Henry Cisneros "Workforce Housing" issue, which was referred to as "packing."
THERE IS A REASON PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA TOLD ERIC GARCETTI, Thanks but no thanks when it came to a position with his administration.
Garcetti told Zuma Dogg that he wasn't taking a position with Obama because of the cold weather in Washington, but Zuma Dogg says the real reason is because if Zuma Dogg is aware of Federal investigations and problems that may be addressed at a Federal level...
THEN OBAMA SURE AS HELL KNOWS WHAT ZUMA DOGG KNOWS...AND THAT'S WHY GARPUSSY IS STAYING PUT! OBAMA WON'T TOUCH HIM!
Obama probably took one look at Garcetti's excuse when he got busted for Ethics violations (he blamed his mommy when his daddy, Gil Garcetti contributed illegal campaign contributions) and said, "No thanks, Garpussy! I've been reading what Zuma Dogg has been writing about the way you are running your housing policy and a few other rackets you have running, so I will be more likely to be investigating your punk-ass, than hiring it. Go sit with your mommy."
So anyway, Zuma Dogg would like to remind you that he does not think Eric Garcetti is that smart. And I am here to tell you that Garpussy-boy better check himself if he thinks Zuma Dogg is going to let a cowardly sissy-boy like HIM, who hides behind his mommy's skirt run roughshot over the Brown Act....
HE AND HIS WIFE, AMY WAKELAND WILL BE ABLE TO READ MUCH MORE ABOUT THEMSELVES ON THIS BLOG.
ERIC, remember, when you run for higher office, remember to keep Amy by your side at all times, so it will remind people that you are a masculine, heterosexual man who is happily married..not some asexual, Michael Jacksonish "Neverlander."
But especially remember, NOT to take illegal campaign contributions; but if you do...PLEASE DO NOT BLAME YOUR MOMMY. People do not want to hear that you are making mistakes like this because of your mommy.
And remember, you little punk-ass bitch Garcetti...don't let the fact that you hide behind cops with guns fool you into thinking you are anything but a cowardly, arrogant and pompus schmuck who will be exposed by the Feds for the shennangians you have been pulling.
FOR SOME REASON THAT LITTLE SISSY ERIC GARPUSSY THINKS HE IS "KING" OF LOS ANGELES AND CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH AFFORDABLE HOUSING MONEY...AND THINKS HE CAN RUN A "LIGHTING" RACKET.
This slick, sissy Garcetti might look nice and talk a good game, but he is making his fortune off the backs of the seniors, low income and anyone else he can push out the window and into the meat grinder. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY ERIC GARCETTI...OBAMA ISN'T...NEITHER IS ZUMA DOGG...Eric is slick and he may or may not end up getting caught up in this Federal mess...BUT HE IS DAMN NERVOUS ABOUT IT...AND HE MAY END UP GETTING CAUGHT UP IN THE FEDERAL NET! I CAN ONLY HOPE.
Hey Eric...when Zuma Dogg is talking, keep your bitch ass, Amy Wakeland non-kissing mouth shut!!! Haven't you read the Brown Act? I WILL BE ENSURING THAT YOU DO INDEED GET A FRESH READING.
YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED ME GARPUSSY. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LOSE. I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE. GOOD LUCK WAITING FOR THE SHOE I HAVE HANGING OVER YOU TO DROP, BITCH! You won't be able to claw your way out of it with those long, pointy fingernails of yours, coward.
And yes, in my opinion, Mr. Garcetti (Eric, not his daddy Gil) is the ultimate poster boy for "coward", because of the effect his policy has on elderly seniors...HE'S SCREWING THEM, ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE AS HE HIDES BEHIND HIS FAKE LAWS AND HIS OWN POLICE FORCE.
PS: YOU WILL BE TROUNCED BY WENDY GREUEL IN THE MAYORAL ELECTION WHENEVER THAT IS, IF YOU ARE EVEN AVAILABLE TO RUN. I WILL BE ON THE FOREFRONT OF MAKING SURE GARCETTI NEVER ADVANCES HIS POLITICAL CAREER!
Looks like ZD is going with WENDY in the political tug of war between the two. ERIC, you've PEAKED in L.A. IT'S GOING TO BE A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE ON THE WAY DOWN!
ERIC GARCETTI, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SELFISH, NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK COWARDLY-PUSSY FOR THE NEGATIVE IMPACT YOU HAVE HAD ON SENIOR WOMEN, ALONE.
AND FINALLY, I would like Eric Garcetti to answer the following question under oath:
"Mr. Eric Garcetti, did you, or did you not hit a young boy who was riding a bicycle with your city vehicle that you were driving under the influence of alcohol, then paying off the family to buy their silence. YES, or NO Eric Garcetti?"
I would like to see Eric answer that question under oath along with who paid to repair the city vehicle. Can you answer the question, Mr. President Gil, I mean Eric Garcetti? Did your mom write a check to pay them off?
I BET ERIC COULDN'T PASS THAT ONE UNDER A POLYGRAPH TEST! Just go to Echo Park area and start asking around on the street.
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