A CRITICAL, URGENT, IMPORTANT, ONCE AND FOR ALL MESSAGE FROM ZUMA DOGG

Listen mutherphuckers...do not make a promise to Zuma Dogg that you do not fully follow up on, no matter what your bullshit excuse is at the time.

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I WARNED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU READERS...


DO NOT CONTACT ME MAKING PROMISES ABOUT SHIT THAT YOU ONLY PLAN ON MAKING HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE.

THANKS FOR NOTHING EXCEPT MAKING THINGS WORSE FOR ME.

HOW A NEWS REPORTER COULD HAVE SAID, "A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO HIRE YOU, ZUMA DOGG," WHILE I AM PANICKED FOR MY FUCKING LIFE AS I TYPE THIS IS VERY CONFUSING. AND NEXT PERSON WHO JUMPS OUT AT ME WHEN I AM WALKING DOWN THE STREET TO SHAKE MY HAND IS GOING TO GET THE SEAN PENN TREATMENT!