Okay, I know you don't wanna hear it but you really ARE a genius and a great civic leader. (WHY DID YOU TELL ME IF YOU KNOW I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR!?!)

I think I need some Diprivan or a someone to blow my brains out for me....

Dear The Zuma Dogg:

Okay, I know you don't wanna hear it but you really ARE a genius and a great civic leader. I hope you run for office again some where because this time I will help and I will also let you sleep in my place.

I think that when some one of your caliber is rested and given a chance to think and focus it is always a way to get more things done especially when hunger and the elements are no longer a concern.

We have a family that has watched you on the TV for years and we are always fans so owe think the zuma dogg isn't done with los angeles or politics.

So you should start thinking now of your next campaign because it will be the one that ushers in a new era for los angeles and we need you sir. It is funny because other people think you are a funny and ingenious person and the truth of that always rises to the top.

Okay, stay in contact with us so we can help elevate you to the next level.

Sincerely,
An L.A. Family

[Of course I am not thinking of running for office again when I am deteriorating on the street today. NO, it's QUITE over people and that IS it for Zuma Dogg as we knew it. And yes, I feel an initial blessing by this email, but then of course, now I want to jump off the highest Smart Growth skyscraper in town for all the reasons I have already mentioned.

I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO COME OUT AND ASK WITH ALL DUE RESPECT:
PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ANY EMAILS FOR ANY REASON, ANYMORE, ANYONE.

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR HOW GREAT IT ALL IS WHEN I AM DYING ON THE STREET. I KNOW ALL ABOUT ZUMA DOGG AND HOW MUCH YOU DIG IT...I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW...

I TOLD YOU I HAVE HEARD ALL ABOUT IT UNTIL IT HAS BECOME DEBILITATING FOR ME. DOES ANYONE THINK I AM THINKING OF RUNNING FOR ANYTHING WHEN I AM TRYING NOT TO DIE TODAY. (Why, you don't think I could have a stroke or heart attack today?)

JEEEEEEEEZUS.................I MEAN IT PEOPLE...I AM GOING FUCKING INSANE FROM THE ACCOLAIDES CONTRASTED WITH MY DANGEROUS LIVING CONDITIONS.

DO NOT SEND ME EMAILS THANKING ME OR PREDICTING I WILL BE BACK SOON.

IT'S FUCKING OVER....IT'S FUCKING OVER....ZUMA DOGG HAS LEFT THE CHAMBER!

UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT ME, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!