LA Weekly's Jill Stewart & LA City Council President Eric Garshady Finally Both Talking Like Zuma Dogg (Jill Called Council, "Dumb & Stupidest")

"There is a real ANGER in this city, right now. There is an anger about a lot of things in this country, but in particular, I think it's an anger that many of us feel around here, too about saying, 'We have to stop doing business the way that we have.' We want our pipes to be fixed and we have ignored that for too long." NO, not Zuma Dogg...that's Los Angeles Shitty Council President Eric Garcetti this week during the council meeting during a discussion of MORE DWP rate hikes.

Hey, he's pretty quick to catch on! Maybe he IS smart and not as DUMB as Zuma Dogg has repeatedly accused him of. NAW? He's just running for office, so he has to start talking "peoples' talk and start saying things that sounds like something Zuma Dogg would say.

ERIC GARCETTI!!!...the PEOPLE'S CHAMP! CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE!!! A CHANGED MAN! HE'S SEEN THE LIGHT! I guess I can't call him "Garshady" anymore. How could I? He's the new VOICE of the PEOPLE!

BUT THE REAL POINT HERE, FROM ZUMA'S STRATEGY TAKE (besides making fun of Garloser) is IMAGINE HOW BAD HE MUST BE FEELING THE OUTRAGE TO OPENLY ADMIT IT ON TV DURING THE MEETING. You know how these Councilmembers are. They NEVER admit anything is bad, until it is SO after the fact and obvious that it doesn't even do any more damage casue everyone already knows. Like when the mayor finally comes out and admits he was dating that reporter. He denied it all along, until the WHOLE WORLD KNEW IT...AND THEN, he admits it.

So for Eric to allow himself to publicly BRING UP how angry people are...means it's bad! And I feel good about that as someone who did a lot to raise awareness of the issue. Even if I'm the Elephant Man and you have to stay away from me and let me rot on the street in pain, today.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "L.A. is a city that almost doesn't work." - Outgoing LAPD Puppet Chief Bill Bratton

LA WEEKLY'S JILL STEWART SEES THE ZD LIGHT!: Ah, gotta love that Jill Stewart, who has the best vocabulary in the business, and has finally been pulled to the ZUMA SIDE and is now "reduced" to using extravagant verbiage such as, "bumbling, dumb and stupidest" to describe Los Angeles City Council and the frustrating madness.

DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD JILL..TO NOT HAVE TO LAVISH AND FRILL IT UP WITH CALLIGRAPHY-LIKE TALK...AND JUST LOSE YOUR MIND IN FRUSTRATION AND BLAST THEM FOR THE DUMB, STUPIDEST LOSERS THAT THEY ARE. (Oh yeah, you forgot to call them "losers.")

Bumbling L.A. City Council: Let's ban convenience stores in South L.A.

By Jill Stewart (Aka: The new Zuma Dogg)

Wed., Oct. 14 2009 @ 9:12AM

Is the Los Angeles City Council the stupidest political body currently active in Southern California?

These 15 council members each have a personal staff of 15 to 20 (the White House Office staff is 480 roughly, but LA City Council needs an incredible 320 staffers), yet keep proving they are too dumb to do their basic job of overseeing city infrastructure and wisely spending people's money.

YEAH, YEAH!!! NOW I CAN FINALLY UNDERSTAND HER!!! THEY'RE BUMBLING, DUMB AND THE STUPIDEST!!! I knew there was something I didn't like about those guys!

NEXT TIME...TYPE IN ALL CAPS!