[Pictured: SOME form of an intelligence and aptitude test should be required to be the chair of the Planning and Land Use committee, don't ya think?]
MESSAGE TO ED REYES ON KREKORIAN'S MOTION 245 (SB 1818): Listen, Reyes...suffice to say, your an empty-headed, dummy who has held the city hostage as PLUM Chair...YOU FUCKED UP THE CITY...AND YOUR TIME IS UP.
We got Paul Krekorian in there now, and you better not be too concerned about your macho, overly-sensitive, bullshit protocol and concerns of "how things look" -- just like you complained when Trutanich got tough on the AEG issue. ("Boo hoo hoo...how DARE you walk into your elected position and rock my dumb, shady and corrupt boat?")
BE A LITTLE MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR OWN DISTRICT AND ACROSS THE CITY ARE CLEARLY OUTRAGED ABOUT YOUR HANDLING OF (not only the medical marijuana ordinance that you now go down in history for fucking up FOREVER)...BUT WITH SB 1818 and the fact that your dumb and shady ass let THAT GET out of control as well.
To be more specific, you offered entitlements (like height variances) in exchange for added affordable housing units (which I wonder if ever even gets included in these projects at the end of the day)...
HOWEVER, THESE ENTITLEMENTS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE "BLANKET GRANTED" FOR ANY AND EVERY HOUSING PROJECT.
SOME OF THESE AREAS WHERE YOU ARE JAMMIN' THESE DENSITY BONUS MONSTERS INTO ARE WAY TOO SMALL FOR THE SCALE OF THE PROJECT AND ALL THE INFRASTRUCTURE ISSUES I HAVE BROUGHT TO YOUR DUMB, LOW-APTITUDE ATTENTION.
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GRANT THESE ENTITLEMENTS 100% OF THE TIME ACROSS THE BOARD, DUMB ED!
SO YES, YOU HAVE A NEW COUNCILMEMBER, WHO WAS ELECTED, LARGELY OVER THIS ISSUE OF SB 1818...
AND YOU JUST HAVE TO GET USED TO THE FACT THAT YOUR HEYDAY IS OVER, ED...SO DO WHAT THE FUCK THE PEOPLE WANT YOU TO DO...
YOU WILL ALLOW THE NEWLY ELECTED REPRESENTIVE OF THE DISTRICT THE ABILITY TO REVIEW THIS VALLEY VILLAGE PROJECT, SINCE THERE WAS NO REPRESENTATION WHEN THE DECISION WAS MADE...AND YOU WILL NOT INTERFERE WITH THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE IN KREKORIAN'S DISTRICT.
AND HERE'S THE REAL MESSAGE ED...
GET IT THROUGH YOUR DUMB HEAD, THAT YOU DO SOMETHING BASED ON WHETHER IT IS RIGHT OR WRONG...GOOD OR BAD...SMART OR DUMB...IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW WE ASK, OR IF WE ARE POLITE ENOUGH...OR IF THE NEW GUY IS EXPOSING YOU FOR THE FRAUD THAT YOU ARE....
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE...YOU FUMBLED AND LANDED FACE DOWN IN THE MUD, REYES.
SO YOU ARE GOING TO BREEZE THIS THROUGH YOUR COMMITTEE, ANYWAY...SO QUIT RUNNING AROUND CITY HALL CRYING LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL BITCH ABOUT THE HOT NEW CHICK IN TOWN...YOUR KICKED THE CURB, REYES...DONE...DONE...DONE!!!
NOW SIT DOWN AND STAY OUT OF THE WAY! I'LL SHOW UP TO 100 COUNCIL MEETINGS IN A ROW, NOW THAT I HAVE HOUSING) -- TO STRICTLY PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE, ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS, BY NAME, MR. ED REYES...AND YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR MICHAEL CARREON!
THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR PASSING THE 245 MOTION, BITCH...YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO ...SO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO OUT LIKE A WHINY BITCH OVER IT?