THIS EXCERPT FROM A "WAY TOO HOT" EMAIL TO ZD, TODAY, JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO GO OUT FOR A NICE BIKE RIDE ON MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND, FRIDAY!?!?!? (You never CAN control when the Batsignal is gonna go off. And like Neil Young said, "Shadiness Never Sleeps." (What do you think he meant by "Rust," y'all?)