Zuma Dogg L.A. City Political RANTS for a "Slow News Day" 6/29/11

[Pictured: Villar explains how the baton is to be passed. "It's easy. You just tell them what they want to hear during the campaign, then don't worry, cause you can just shut your door and you have security to buffer you from people, and I just built a wall around the Getty house." I think Austin gets it!]

You'll see in the tweets below, the Austin Beutner campaign sent Zuma Dogg an unsolicited invitation to his series of campaign fundraising events, this week, and ZD decided not to reject the billionaire, and felt it would be a nice community experience, so I RSVP'd for the Venice event. I received a personal thank you reply, confirming my attendance. I saw the invitation said, "Venice" and sent the invite to the person driving me to the event, and didn't think to look for the SPECIFIC address, till my ride was here and it was time to leave. OH SNAP...no address on the invite...no address on the RSVP confirmation reply. I called the number on the invite. Double SNAP...no answer at the fundraising office, that sent the invitation. So I checked the http://AustinBeutnerForLA.org (official) website, (not to be confused with the Zuma Dogg owned URL, http://AustinBeutnerForMayor.com) -- and STRIKE THREE SNAP..."website coming soon." (Except for the contribution link, that is already set up...but NO INFO on the events.) SO MY BAD for not checking for the exact address, yesterday, with enough time to email the campaign for the address.

But, Dr. Deming, of Quality & Productivity fame, would say, it is NOT UP TO THE CUSTOMER (Zuma Dogg) to have to double his efforts to track down the address, because then defect/error can occur. As in, Zuma Dogg doesn't make it to the event, and now, instead of supporting the campaign, can only focus on the lack of quality and productivity (customer satisfaction that he talks about, that led me to believe he has embraced Deming's 14 Points of Quality & Productivity, but I am thinking he may only know how to spit out the empty exhortations...and there IS a difference. Me, personally...I've been published INTERNATIONALLY on the topic of Deming's 14 Points (Quality & Productivity) and Deming sent me a letter of praise for my efforts, himself. (As did Tony Robbins and a bunch of people in skyscrapers in New York City.) So when ZD spits the exhortations, they ain't empty one's, y'all...they come from the foundation of profound knowledge of the system. (See: "Quality & Productivity.)

AND NOW THAT I'M IN A CRANKY MOOD...I ENDED UP TAKING IT OUT ON A LOT OF L.A. CITY ELECTED DUMB-ASSES: Aka: Zuma Tweets for 6/29/11 (Pt 2):

• Word is Garcetti will step down as prez to focus on mayor campaign. Would he let SOMEONE ELSE take his "acting mayor" spot if Villar leaves? 6 minutes ago
• Haven't heard a THING, but Garcetti not launching mayor exploratory/fund raising seems fishy. Is he waiting for FBI to finish investigating? 10 minutes ago
• @AceSmith, you despicable pile of human waste, gonna be a little bumpier of a ride, next two years, now. Sorry I didn't make it, tonight. 15 minutes ago
• Ask #JaniceHahn the impact #ZumaDogg had on her campaign. Especially after ZD blog smoke sparked fire, causing #John&Ken to jump on board. 22 minutes ago
• After my experience w #AustinBuetner's campaign, tonight, I SEE why ZD always shoots STRAIGHT TO TOP OF ANY PACK=It's a matter of standards. 26 minutes ago
• New Updates for 6/29/11 at http://t.co/83LsEgZ. - A lot of new content. The other blogs are lazy. 34 minutes ago
• #BillClinton & #HillaryClinton: Your boy #AutsinBeunter forgot to give the address to invitees of his event tonight. THAT'S, gonna cost him! about an hour ago
• DOUBLE-WHAMMY: Think I was invited to Buetner's event cause campaign liked my take on him for mayor. NOW, will be blogging AGAINST him! DOH! about an hour ago
• Getting ZD's support is a lot like being a maternity nurse, ZERO room for error/can't drop ONE baby on it's head. #AustinBeutner did, today. about an hour ago
• IT'S OVER: ZD has done the research - #JaniceHahn LOSES Congressional race in stunningly humiliating defeat. Sorry, Janice. IT'S YOUR MOUTH! about an hour ago
• MARKET RESEARCH: LA CITY NEWS ready to call the 36th Congressional Election: #JaniceHahn LOSES to #CraigHuey in UPSET! (Sorry, it's OVER!) about an hour ago
• LA CITY NEWS "Batcomputer" calls the 36th Congressional Election, as of 6/29/11 (9P): Huey Upsets Hahn after better organized campaign. YES! about an hour ago
• LAPD asks celebrities to tweet out word on 405 Freeway closure. (Alright, FINE! Hey folks, stay off 405 during "carmageddon." - Zuma Dogg) about an hour ago
• HEY @AUSTINBEUNER, you DUMB FUCK. Ask your MORON fundraisers why they did not include the event ADDRESS on your event RSVP's? See ZD blog. about 3 hours ago
• Austin Buetners' DUMB Campaign - For All His Money, He's Running His Campaign Like A Broke… http://goo.gl/fb/edwMO about 4 hours ago
• RT SylviaARobles: Zuma, Maybe they can get young people to vote/pay attention to state legislature. #NEW GAME# WHO IS YOUR STATE LEGISLATOR? about 6 hours ago
• #Scwarzenegger drove his Commando movie prop vehicle to his Santa Monica office today.(See picture here.) http://twitpic.com/5is5a2 about 6 hours ago
• Pic: Inside view of #Schwarzenegger "Commando" movie vehicle. Fueled by veggie oil, drove it to office, today. http://twitpic.com/5is4n7 about 6 hours ago
• #Schwarzenegger drove his Commando vehicle to his Santa Monica office. Here's an inside shot of the dashboard. http://twitpic.com/5is38y about 6 hours ago
• Zuma Dogg's "Blue Dream" from high a top his, "undisclosed," secret location. (6/29/11) http://twitpic.com/5irbst about 8 hours ago
• RT @knxclaudia: LAPD asking celebs to tweet about carmageddon to get the word out to young people. (OK, FINE! Hey, Young People! Read this.) about 8 hours ago
• Had pretty turbulent summer, so far, but had enough nutrition to stabilize, today. Gonna start 4th of July Wknd, NOW! SantaMonica Bike Path! about 9 hours ago
• Amid various zoning laws/protests from neighborhood groups, Villaraigosa to erect 6-foot "security wall" @ mayor's home: http://goo.gl/Uu1aH about 9 hours ago
• WE LOSE AGAIN!: Amazon to terminate affiliate deals w/Californians when/if state budget-balancing proposal taxing online sales becomes law. about 9 hours ago
• "Just Another Dick With A Wall": #AntonioVillaraigosa erects 6 ft wall around home. At least he can erect SOMETHING! http://goo.gl/ZJQQ9 about 9 hours ago
• Calpers report cost $11 mil (TOTAL rip off) BUT, exposes corruption/names players. LA Times focuses on report cost/not the corruption! DOH! about 9 hours ago
• I know #EricGarcetti is "Mr. Perfect" Superstar, but other City Hall mayor candidates already have over $200K. HE hasn't announced? Why not? about 9 hours ago
• We know #EricGarcetti's office was questioned by FBI over Bonnie Brae housing project. Garcett hasn't announced mayoral campaign, yet. Why? about 9 hours ago
• If #HerbWesson replaces #EricGarcetti as Council Prez in July (as bandied) ZD don't think it's cause Eric needs to focus on mayor campaign. about 9 hours ago
• Council Prez, Garcetti=next in line for mayor. w/Villar under FBI eye (could step down), why would Eric step down as Prez? ERIC UNDER HEAT? about 10 hours ago
• L.A. City Council: YOU have a problem. ZD fed up w/your BROWN ACT violations. Sits at home, monitors on TV, sends complaint to DA's office. about 10 hours ago
• ZD=Had ENOUGH of Council shafting public with illegal meeting agenda items in violation of Brown Act. 2nd Complaint opened by DA's office! about 10 hours ago
• Council's "Emergency" item on Olvera rent agreement, last Fri., was continued til Tues. So I guess it wasn't "Emergency." DA investigating! about 10 hours ago
• ZD files complaint w/DA's office to see if you can rush agenda item onto council floor BEFORE it is even circulated to council or public? about 10 hours ago
• LA District Attorney's "Public Integrity Unit" opens case to review #ZumaDogg Brown Act complaint on Council's Olvera St item from Friday. about 10 hours ago
• Blind, Lazy, Dead-Weight Controller Wendy Greuel NOW wants to investigate Building Inspectors? Hey DUMB-ASS, FBI already involved. GO HOME! about 10 hours ago
• Naive, silly, bored, in-effective NeighborCouncil folks ALL HAPPY over DWP Ratepayer Advocate process BEGINNING. You hamsters never learn. about 10 hours ago
• Don't you feel SO much better that Council will BEGIN creation DWP "Public Accountability Office?" Your bill won't change, but FEELS good. about 10 hours ago
• L.A. City News for 6/29/11 & more at http://LACityNews.com. A lot of new content. The other blogs are lazy. Check it all out here, instead. about 11 hours ago
• Now that we know phones have been tapped at L.A. City Hall by FBI for over 2 yrs, must have had some good laughs listening to ZD's messages! about 19 hours ago
• I don't know, man...maybe I'm being conspiratorial, but Garcetti not officially running for mayor/raising money, yet? Is FBI holding him up? about 19 hours ago