Sunday, June 5, 2011

Zuma Dogg Tweets His Brain Off...Aka: L.A. City News for SUNDAY, June 5, 2011

Most of the major newspapers do expanded editions on Sunday. Here are a lot of fun and nutty tweets, mixed in with links to the news stories that came in over the wire, in between. A glimpse into the mind of ZD. (That's a "WARNING!")

ZD TWEETS:

RT Just saw the best performance by LA's BEST students! They rocked the stage! (Glad you're working hard to fix the city mess you made, Clown-ass. Sit there with kids and be happy, Putz! Everyone else is working on Sunday to try to clean up your disaster.)
ON A NON-WORKDAY, SATURDAY: Yesterday, was the biggest day of viewership on my blog in over a year. MOMENTUM, Y'ALL!
29 minutes ago

Carmen "Douche" Trutanich says decision to run for D.A. will be partly decided on issue of his son who was injured in Iraq that Nuch is working with. (Was told it was a "sports" injury...AS IF that double-talkin', flip-floppin', phony of a promise-breaker hasn't already made the decision.)
3 hours ago

PLEASE do not just simply breeze-past and ignore the third tweet below this one. And enjoy the blog! And, remember, it don't create itself.
11 hours ago

If FBI gets the people involved in LACERS pension scams, L.A. corruption will be KILLED cause firms linked to the commissioners control it.
11 hours ago

If ZD were FBI investigator trying to cut out L.A. corruption, would look at LACERS '08/'09 investments period when they lost -20% of fund.
11 hours ago

HELP KEEP BLOG TICKING!: Currently at peak viewing levels, help keep it ticking with a PayPal donation. Sponsor the day. Will shout you out!
11 hours ago

If you wanna get a reputation for predicting where L.A. is headed next; just think of dumbest, craziest, wasteful stuff, then start talking.
11 hours ago

ZUMA DOGG: Some of his best predictions to come true has just been some crazy sh*t he made up, to just stir it up. Then it came true. DOH!
11 hours ago

Welcome to ZD's : Performance, Parody & Politics. It's up to YOU to decide what is what! (It CAN be all 3 at once!)
11 hours ago

With rampant FBI investigations into L.A. City Hall, CA Speaker John Perez creating motion to "take over" L.A. City, as he is with Vernon.
11 hours ago

Not sure if they'll be a "special election," but may be a couple staff openings in CD 10 over Sam In "Bldg & Safety" investigation.
11 hours ago

When ZD was blogging about Elliot Broidy pension corruption, I was told he was "untouchable." ZD=here to tell you, "MORE to be "touched!"
11 hours ago

During brief 3 min TV commercial, as mayoral candidate, ZD addressed Villar's shady commission appoints as MAJOR ISSUE. Only one to mention.
12 hours ago

Every day, there's millions in State/Federal dollars for city to hand out for programs/services. City Hall's aim=pilfer as much as possible.
12 hours ago

INTERESTING: Late night always biggest readership at ZD's . 12mid was just biggest hour of past 24. ZD=Siempre Abierto!
12 hours ago

Forget P-90X. It's all about Z-90X. Might start doing Zuma Show webcam, shirtless. Why cover up and waste all the effort? (Use what U got!)
12 hours ago

That "Zuma Dogg" jingle you hear when page opens isn't a pro jingle. ZD made it. All his voices. K-Earth style, baby!
13 hours ago

PERFECT NIGHT, not perfect spelling. RT : A little Staw Wars music, a little Hollywood Bowl. A perfect Saturday night. (With an "r.")
14 hours ago

WHY DID IT TAKE ME 5 YRS TO THINK OF IT?: George Costanza created HIS own jingle, so ZD created his. It auto-plays @ .
14 hours ago

ZD post on media, council & celebrity quotes about ZD, #1 "Most Viewed" for week in 24 hrs. Why even cover city issues?
15 hours ago

LATimes REALLY piling on Council. Used to not print a negative word: RT: What happened to L.A.'s boycott of Arizona?
15 hours ago

Today's news says coffee prices are going up. Great! One more thing to make me cranky when I wake up, before I've had my first cup. :-(
15 hours ago

LA teachers vote to accept temporary pay cut -- furlough days -- to spare jobs:
15 hours ago

Just did a whole radio show on all city hall departments NOT under Federal investigation. Take a minute and listen to the 60 second show!
16 hours ago

WHY VOTERS LOSE: City Hall activists hosting radio show; NOT TALKING ABOUT ALL THE CITY HALL SH*T THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT? Talking John Edwards.
17 hours ago

Now, it's time to talk about gellato and ice cream places. Kinda like a weather vein, blowin' in any direction the wind blows.
17 hours ago

NOW their show is talking about religious politics/voting in the Roosevelt era & political history. Please stop doing talk shows.
17 hours ago

MAKES NO SENSE: 3 local L.A. City Hall activists are doing a weekly radio show, talking about John Edwards and Republican Prez candidates.
17 hours ago

ENTIRE council decorum could change FOREVER!: If city lets ZD case go to summary judgment & city loses, "f*cking assh*les" will be A-OK!.;-)
18 hours ago

DO NOT: I know it's a nice day, you see I'm rolling on my blog, and you wanna talk or visit, now. DO NOT CONTACT UNLESS ABOUT A PAID GIG.
4 Jun

ZUMA DOGG=BIGGER THAN CITY HALL: This historic post about ZD, getting 3X more views than posts on city hall corruption.
4 Jun

Since D.A./Sheriffs like Cooley & Baca are under elected officials thumbs, should cancel their budgets and give to FBI. Cooley=Bell. FBI=LA.
4 Jun

If you work at L.A. City Hall, open this blog post, so when FBI checks your computer, they'll see these important posts:
4 Jun

, : Not sure if you caught THIS to FBI/Obama/Holder. Trying to post info to get you arrested!:
4 Jun

, : How do you like my blogging to FBI/Holder? You won't settle= I keep blogging. You ain't gonna withstand this.
Was hoping City would've settled my lawsuit so I could use the money to promote my comedy career. But not yet, so still a city hall blogger!
: I just have ONE question: Did you ever buy a family's silence, over hitting their son with city vehicle, while drunk? YES/NO?

: You're not even gonna know what hit you chump, cause I'm rockin' your world OFF BLOG as well. You won't settle, I won't stop!

, you short little moron: You let ZD Venice lawsuit settlement drag on WAY too long. GET READY TO BE CLOBBERED BY ZUMA'S BLOG.
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