Zuma Dogg's Personal Nightmare Comes To An End, as Barack Obama's D.C. Phone Bank and $1 Mil in Union, Lobby & Special Interest $ Elected Hahn!

THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER! I have said, repeatedly, over the past couple of years, the sound of that cackling voice, honkin' through her nose, filled with nothing but diarrhea of the mouth, pointless, talk-in-circles, never-knowing-when-to-zip-it, corrupt, nuttiness -- eventually DID cause the great Zuma Dogg (referred to as "relentless" by L.A. Weekly) to have a nervous breakdown, as I remember exactly where I was standing (in the back of council chambers), the day she opened her mouth -- one too many times during the council meeting, to SHAMELESSLY grandstand...and I actually did run right out of council chambers through that giant wooden door, without even opening it, first. SHE FINALLY DID WHAT ERIC GARCETTI TRIED TO DO, FOR FIVE YEARS, UNSUCCESSFULLY...SHE FINALLY DROVE ME RIGHT OUT OF CITY HALL INTO A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN THAT I STILL AM TRYING TO REBOUND FROM.

SHE'S FUCKING GONE, Y'ALL!!! I FEEL 1000% BETTER, ALREADY! THANK-F*CKING-G*D! GET HER ON THE NEXT FLIGHT OUT OF HERE! Been a while since I've been so hyped up, I wanted to bust out a giant, "Hooooooooooooooooooody Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" SHE'S FUCKING GONE, Y'ALL!!!! SHE'S FUCKING GONE! SHE'S GONE! SHE IS OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE -- I WILL NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THAT HORRID, VILE SOUND HONKING THROUGH HER NOSE...AND THAT VOICE WILL SLOWLY, DAY BY DAY, DIMINISH OUT OF MY MIND! THANK YOU!

GOOD BYE JANICE "CON" HAHN! The City of L.A. will automatically be improved with your absence (as in absent mind being absent from council.) Is she gone, yet?

ZUMA TWEETS

• Having to endure the shameless, cackling-through-her-nose, grandstanding of Janice Hahn DID cause ZD a nervous breakdown, but IT'S ALL OVER! about a minute ago
• IS SHE REALLY GONE!?!?! I haven't had this feeling of, "too good to be true," since I got call from NY radio station saying I, "was hired!" 4 minutes ago
• BREAKING NEWS: SHE'S GONE, Y'ALL! Head to Venice Beach, today, and join ZD in celebration as I sing Steve Perry songs all day in happy-joy! 6 minutes ago
• Dumping L.A.'s defective Janice Hahn on U.S. congress is best ZD feeling of relief since my family unloaded Ohio home at bottom of subprime. 8 minutes ago
• OBAMA'S SELF-ESTEEM SOARS: With Janice Hahn heading to D.C. for Congress, his ideas will sound smart and realistic! L.A.'s win=DC's loss. 11 minutes ago
• OBAMA IS STOKED!: With Janice Hahn heading to Washington, he's won't be the dumbest, most un-realistic person in town, anymore. 13 minutes ago
• Barack Obama's D.C. phone bank and $1 mil from unions, lobbyists and special interest money defeat Huey to become 36th Congressunionmember. 19 minutes ago
• Wonder if Janice Hahn invited the 93 yr old WWII vet whose son said she "UNLAWFULLY" used his image & words for her campaign flier to party? 40 minutes ago
• L.A. AUTOMATICALLY WINS!: It DOES NOT MATTER who replaces Janice Hahn in council. WHOEVER IT IS will be an improvement. Not being sarcastic. 43 minutes ago
• I AM BEING COMPLETELY, 100% SERIOUS when I say Janice Hahn's annoying voice/empty grandstanding DID contribute to a ZD nervous breakdown. 47 minutes ago
• END OF DARK ERA: After yrs of council meetings, Janice Hahn's annoying voice/grandstanding DID cause me a nervous breakdown, but it's OVER! 48 minutes ago
• ALL I CAN SAY IS, KEEP SAYING YOUR PRAYERS!: ZD kept praying to get JANICE HAHN'S ANNOYING, CACKLING, GRANDSTANDING out of my life. IT IS. 52 minutes ago
• Though blogging AGAINST Janice Hahn is always the DECENT thing to do; on a personal level, ZD's DREAM COMES TRUE. HAHN-FREE CITY COUNCIL TV! 53 minutes ago
• Did you know Barack Obama had people phone banking for Janice Hahn today. Does that make him a bigger moron than anyone actually realized? about an hour ago
• @steveweinstein he also exposed the nation as to what a corrupt, dingbat Janice Hahn is. the unions elect your officials, but you're happy. about an hour ago
• #JaniceHahn: If you need any help packing your bags or need a ride to the airport, let me know. I'm in a big hurry to get you out of here! about an hour ago
• That dumb, corrupt, cackling, brainless, dingbat is FINALLY out of my fucking life, though her voice already gave me a nervous breakdown. about an hour ago
• About to become MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE to do business in L.A. Ports/Harbor. Do you know how much Janice required as Council? Imagine Congress! about an hour ago
• The big loser in the 36th Congressional election has been the people of Janice Hahn's district and the Hahn Family name. Forever DOWNGRADED! about an hour ago
• The People of L.A. WIN, the United States loses as Janice "CON" Hahn becomes Congressional dingbat. Can't fight unions/longshoremen/fraud. about an hour ago
• Was going to tweet condolences to Janice Hahn on passing of her mother, yesterday, but I see she was already back on campaign trail, today. about an hour ago
• After five vile, nutty, mind-numbing years, are my prayers finally going to be answered and Janice Hahn will be OUT OF MY F*CKING LIFE!?! about an hour ago