Thing about being the one in charge on Venice Beach Boardwalk, since I sued L.A. City's ass-off, in Federal Court -- AND WON, a year ago, October 21, 2010, as they say, as goes the victory, so goes the spoils.
The city STILL has not made a reasonable settlement offer (and my attorney had a meeting with city attorneys, today) and all I can say is, "ZUMA DOGG HAS TO GO BACK TO WORK...cause I can see this settlement is going all the way to jury trial - with summary judgement on 'Code of Conduct' in between. So call me, 'Rocket Man,' cause I KNOW it's gonna be a long, long time, Rosendahl, Huizar, Villar, Trutanich, Wesson & Garcetti." [FBI...keep you agents ALERT and, as usual, I know ALL CALLS are recorded...so as usual...be quite, for the most-part, and let me rant it out...THEN ask follow ups. Not good to interrupt when I'm on a roll...YOU KNOW THAT!]
So, as soon as City of Los Angeles passes their new Venice Beach ordinance 42.15 (in council committee 10/26/11), I will be setting up the "Zuma Dogg iPod/iPad/Digital Device Booth & Clothing Apparel Shack."
And under the new ordinance, I will not have to fuck around with the bullshit donation system, and can just charge fixed prices.
HOW does Zuma Dogg expect to be selling those items on the boardwalk when the new ordinance bans those items?
THAT IS BECAUSE ZUMA DOGG IS THE #1 KINGPIN IN TOWN, AND THAT GOES QUADRUPLE AT VENICE BEACH BOARDWALK, LOSERS!
So that means Zuma Dogg is his one man mafia mob kingpinship...and city hall knows that. And LAPD knows that. And if they DON'T know that, they WILL LEARN THE HARD WAY WHO #1 KINGPIN IS IN L.A. And that means I get "SPECIAL TREATMENT," meaning I will be PERMITTED to do what NO ONE ELSE on the boardwalk (except Matt Dowd, perhaps) will be able to do...and that is ALMOST, whatever the FUCK we WANT!
So common down to Zuma Dogg's ipod/ipad/tshirt shack on Venice Beach boardwalk. AIN'T A MUTHERFUCKER IN CITY HALL -- OR ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR THEM, THAT ARE GONNA DO A GOSH DAMN THING TO STOP ME! AND THEY KNOW THAT! (So their biggest problem will be all the other people who are complaining to cops, wondering, "why does THAT guy get to sell digital devices and apparel?" And the cops will say, "Don't worry about him. He's got a different situation.")
AND OH YEAH THERE ARE A FEW PESKY DETAILS THAT I WILL IMMEDIATELY FILE SUIT OVER, NOT EVEN RELATING TO VENDING ISSUES, ABOVE. Like a pension commissioner resignation letter: It's already typed up! Will be submitted upon, "The 'ayes' have it." ALL CITY COUNICLMEMBERS BETTER RUN THIS BOGUS ORDINANCE PAST THEIR OWN LEGAL COUNSEL. YOU WILL BE VOTING ON IT. DO YOU TRUST ROSENDOPE?
AND IN RELATED MATTERS: Please donated your old/unused ipods/mobile phones and other digital devices to Zuma Dogg for his "Digital Devices for The Low Income Masses" campaign. A nonprofit style effort to level the digital playing and education field, by trying to put equal technology in unequal hands.
Contact: ZumaDogg@Gmail.com
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