Friday, December 30, 2011

Zuma Dogg Declared, "Winner: Duh" in Best of L.A. Tweet Beefs of 2011 [vs Carmen "The Clown" Trutanich & Herb "Most FBI Busts In A District" Wesson] 2012=BIGGER BADDER BEEFS!!!

 Best L.A. Twitter Beefs of 2011 (and Who Won)
Categories: 2011 Wrap-up


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ZumaDogg.com

Zuma Dogg pays Occupy a visit.
3. Zuma Dogg versus the world. And by the world, we mean all politicians and Occupy L.A. protesters foolish enough to block his path to municipal justice. OG citywatcher @ZumaDogg railed on everyone from councilmembers, corrupt public departments and out-of-line L.A. citizens this year. The world may not have responded, or even acknowledged Zuma Dogg's existence, but we know a good number of his Twitter victims were secretly shaking in their boots. Below, a sampling of the prolific daily fare.
Zuma Dogg: "Hi! I'm Herb Wesson Housing Chair over LAHD/REAP. FBI now investigating dept. All 3 FBI bribe busts were out of my district. Make me Prez!"
Zuma Dogg: "'Season's Greetings' Holiday Card from Los Angeles City Ethics Commission (Zuma Dogg Got One. Did Eric Garcetti?")
Zuma Dogg: "ZD Prevented From Free Speech by #OccupyLA CULT MOB. (Free Speech Group, Prevents Free Speech of OTHERS!)"
Zuma Dogg: "CLOWN CITY ATTORNEY WANTS TO SUE OCCUPYLA FOR DAMAGES, AFTER CLOWN ALLOWED & ENABLED/TOOK NO ACTION. SHUT YOUR LOSER-TRAP, CARMEN THE CLOWN!"
World: *Crickets.*
We can easily say that the day ZD ceases to spiel his one-sided beef is the day we lose our sense of purpose and delete our Twitter accounts in a state of soul crisis. Winner: Duh.

See at LAWeekly.com.