Tuesday, January 12, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: L.A. City Activst Zuma Dogg Appoints Himself L.A. City "Quality & Productivity" Czar (Is Now Wearing "STAFF" Logo Shirt)

After the shocking realization that there TRULY IS...NO ONE AT THE WHEEL when it comes to the tough, unpopular and responsible decisions that STILL need to be made regarding the City of Los Angeles ANNUAL BUDGET, L.A. City activist, "Zuma Dogg," has appointed himself to the newly created position of "Quality and Productivity" Czar for L.A. City Hall. It is a "volunteer" position, and Mr. Dogg has agreed to continue to work without a budget, so it will be a neutral impact on the City's budget. He tells LA Daily Blog that he starts immediately.

Here are recent videos and blog posts that recently caused the Dogg to take on this new level of responsibility and leadership amongst a building of hundreds of PAID elected officials, department heads, commissioners and staffers:

VIDEO: TODAY'S L.A. CITY COUNCIL MEETING

PUBLIC COMMENT 1
: (Most ridiculous and hard hitting comment ever. Garcetti reveals himself as a control freak clown. "It's OUR clock to control." Oh really, Eric? It's MY FUCKING TIME, BITCH! Pretend like you're a FEDERAL JUDGE AND ASK YOURSELF, "Who had the floor?" In other words, DOWD GETS TO STAY! That'll cost you another $25,000 in the settlement!) http://ow.ly/VNSV

PUBLIC COMMENT 2: CITY COUNCIL VIDEO: Zuma Dogg URGES U.S. President Barack Obama & FEDERAL AUTHORITIES to INTERVENE in L.A. Budget crisis. A real "YIKES!" http://ow.ly/VNWn

3 MUST SEE YouTube Videos from ZD on Budget Issue based on CAO presentation at Quality & Productivity Commissioner Meeting: INFO YOU WILL BE HEARING IN '10.

ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH OF THIS SHIT! ZUMA DOGG HAS CLAIMED EMINENT DOMAIN OVER THE CHARTER AND WILL BE TURNING THE HEAT UP ON COUNCIL IN THE "BEHIND THE SCENES" WAY THAT KEEPS YOUR STOMACH IN KNOTS THROUGH SUNDAY EVENING!

THE BIGGEST THING PISSING ME OFF AND CAUSING ME TO TAKE LONE ACTION ON THIS...IS THE CAO SAID IF THIS WAS DEALT WITH LAST YEAR, IT WOULDN'T BE THIS BAD NOW. THIS MEANS YOU HAVE NO LEADERS AND NO ONE AT THE WHEEL BECAUSE THE SITUATION IS NO DIFFERENT TODAY THAN LAST YEAR WHEN IT COMES TO TAKING ONE ACTUAL FUCKING MEASURE.

YOU CITY COUNCIL MEMBERS ARE WORSE THAN "MR. LEONARD!" YOU ARE "MR. LEONARD!"

IT'S OVER...PENSION REFORM WILL HAPPEN...YOU WILL KILL THE HUMAN SERVICES PROGRAM CAUSE THAT AIN'T YOUR JOB...YOU'LL HAVE CAO SANTANA AND QUALITY & PRODUCTIVITY PUT TOGETHER A REPORT OF "ACTION ITEMS" -- AND YOU'LL DO IT!

NOW GET TO WORK GARCETTI AND DON'T WORRY WHO STANDS NEXT TO ME WHEN I HAVE THE FLOOR (WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FEDERAL JUDGE CALLS IT! HAVING THE FLOOR.) DON'T MAKE ME MOP IT WITH YOU, SON, SO YOU CAN HAVE A TASTE OF EXACTLY WHAT THE LIMITS OF GOOD TASTE PROTECTED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT -- AND WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY REQUIRED TO ENDURE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE CONSTITUTION! YOU'LL BE RUNNING FOR THE FIRST PLANE OUT OF TOWN, PUNK!)

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