t thiZUMA DOGG ISSUES ULTIMATUM TO LOS ANGELES CITY COUNCIL..."Pension Reform in 30 Days, OR ELSE!"
Zuma Dogg wants it done, TOMORROW...but when you're dealing with L.A. City Hall, 30 days is like one day (tomorrow), so that's how long you have to convince Zuma Dogg that you have come up with "pension reform."
If you inept, spineless, losers can't even agree that we need PENSION REFORM, then you're REALLY GONNA BE SORRY.
Because Zuma Dogg has determined Eric Garcetti's L.A. City Council is DEAD AT THE WHEEL when it comes to addressing the REAL ISSUES the city faces in 2010 and beyond.
So it's time for a leader to emerge to start calling shots and handing out lifeboats, while the cowards continue to wonder.
What's the "or else." Don't worry...I've got ONE CARD I've never pulled, and never wanted to...but we have a crisis...no leadership...AND I'M GIVING COUNCIL 30 DAYS TO PROVE PENSION REFORM WILL BE PASSED. (Cause I think it's logistically impossible to pass it in 30 days, and I'm not unreasonable...BUT YOU HAVE 30 DAYS TO PROVE IT'S ON THE WAY!)
SOUND LIKE A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME??? TOO FUCKING BAD! YOU DUMB ASSHOLES HAVE ALREADY LET YEARS FLY BY, WHILE GARCETTI'S CITY COUNCIL SAT/SITS HELPLESS -- WHILE GRIEG SMITH PATS HIMSELF ON THE BACK.
STFU! IT'S OVER CLOWNS!!!
I'M CALLING THE SHOTS, LIKE IT OR NOT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...AND SO GET TO THE PENSION REFORM!
DENNIS ZINE...PAUL KORETZ...YOU ARE MY GO TO GUYS TO GET THIS DONE! (Krekorian, feel free to join them, but I know you're kinda new, so you're off the hook, cause I just think you get squeamish when it comes to talking about budget reform, but you're welcome to join the other two if you're up for the leadership.)
NOW MAKE IS SO, COUNCIL!
I'VE HAD FUCKING ENOUGH OF YOUR EXCUSES AND INACTION.
I'M TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL...AND I'LL BREAK THE GLASS ON THE "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY" CARD I AM HOLDING AND SMEAR IT ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER RUN FOR ANYTHING BESIDES NURSERY SCHOOL CROSSWALK ATTENDANT.
GARCETTI STAY OUT OF OUR FUCKING WAY, CLOWN. YOU JUST SAT THERE AND "PRETTY BOYED" THE CITY INTO DEAD MEAT, WHICH IT NOW IS, PUNK ASS-BITCH. YOU MOMMY AIN'T GONNA GET YOU OUTTA THIS MESS..YOUR SUPERIOR. DOMINANT MASTER ZUMA DOGG HAS ISSUED THE ORDER!
I BETTER SEE THE WORDS "REFORM" AND "PENSION" IN AN AGENDA ITEM IN THE NEXT 30 DAYS...CAPISHE! (Wendy Greuel...you're included...this is your mess, too! Call ERIC!)