ZUMA DOGG Twitter Update for 8/17/10: Politics, Political Comedy, Hollywood DISH & DIRT & MOST IMPORTANTLY, American Idol Advice!

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1. 1PM UPDATE: Thanks to wi-fi and a milk crate, the previous tweets from today have been brought to you from Zuma Dogg's bed. Time to perhaps roll out... 10 minutes ago via HootSuite
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2. Oxnard City Hall raided by federal agents over possible misuse of public money. Oxnard City Hall should have called @EricGarcetti for tips. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
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3. HOW TO IMPROVE AMERICAN IDOL PERFORMANCE: You have to FEEL and ASSOCIATE with the words. If singing, My City Is Gone, think of Villaraigosa! 11 minutes ago via HootSuite
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4. Seriously, I DO think Jan Perry has a classy intelligence when she speaks. But, when it comes to running a district, I'd prefer Mr. Magoo. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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5. JAN PERRY'S DOWNTOWN VIBRANCY: First Maddux LUXURY buildings (9th&Flower, etc) go belly up, NO Grand Ave Project, trash piling up, manufacturing left, NOW American Apparel tanks....JAN PERRY FOR MAYOR! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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6. Maybe if American Apparel's primary shareholder wasn't "repeatedly sued for sexual harassment" the company may have pulled through. A FACTOR about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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7. The WONDERFUL American Apparel company, founded on such ethical financial practices TANKS on Wall St. today over shady financial practices. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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8. HOW TO IMPROVE AI PERFORMANCE: The songs are telling stories. You have to "go there." If singing, Brick In The Wall, think of your teachers! 13 minutes ago via HootSuite
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9. HOW TO IMPROVE AMERICAN IDOL PERFORMANCE: Songs are telling stories. Feel the words. If U sing Billie Jean, get nervous over paternity suit. 15 minutes ago via HootSuite
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10. VOICE ONLY SECONDARY: When delivering vocal performance, you are acting; but singing lines instead of speaking them. FEEL story being told. 17 minutes ago via HootSuite
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11. When you think of all time great female vocalists Mariah, Whitney, Barbara, Celine all come to mind. ZD PUTS OLIVA NEWTON-JOHN WAY UP THERE! 19 minutes ago via HootSuite
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12. When I told Phil Collins, "Prank was yrs before my arrival,." He points, "Yes, but you're smirking NOW!" Cause Phil Collins was scolding me! 20 minutes ago via HootSuite
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13. It was SURREAL and SHOCKING to have Phil Collins scolding you like your father cause he's such a fun guy on stage. (Oops, sounds like ZD!) 25 minutes ago via HootSuite
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14. NASTIEST CELEBRITY ZD MET: Phil Collins! Scolded ZD for station prank YEARS before I arrived. Yelled at me MORE after show! A FINGER JABBER! 26 minutes ago via HootSuite
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15. ACTOR ZD MOST STOKED TO MEET: Dennis Franz for being one of the all-time best actors and a veteran. Told ZD, "Keep doing what you're doing." 36 minutes ago via HootSuite
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16. COOLEST ACTORS ZD EVER MET: Emilio Estevez & Dan Cortese, both very kind to ZD w words, but as down to earth and "bro" as long-time friend. 38 minutes ago via HootSuite
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17. WEIRDEST HOLLYWOOD ACTOR ZD EVER MET: Basically, ALL of them. Can't single out nuttiest. Living on set dulls your mind and personality. 40 minutes ago via HootSuite
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18. COOLEST ROCK START ZD EVER MET: STP guitar-legend Dean DeLeo. A man not afraid to live daily life amongst the fans! Drove ZD to his house! 43 minutes ago via HootSuite
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19. MOST "OUT THERE" ROCK STAR ZD EVER MET: Sad to say, one of all time faves...PAUL STANLEY. MAN, is THAT guy weird. Reminded me of Mr. Rogers. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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20. I don't know why they don't play Beatles, Stevie Wonder, Beach Boys, Stones, James Brown, Led Zep, Bowie Elton, U2 & Marley on ONE station? about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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21. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR THE MUSIC?: Since radio stations play the exact same short list of songs, EVERY DAY: ZUMA MUSIC RADIO. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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22. ZUMA MUSIC RADIO: Now streaming Pop/Rock/R&B/80's Wave of 70s, 80s & 90s. Fun, upbeat mix. Old style Top-40 music feel. http://ZumaShow.com. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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23. Maybe she's happy working part-time at ABC 7 as weekend anchor/reporter, but I wonder why ABC/NY (national) hasn't hired LISA HERNANDEZ. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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24. The best news anchor/field reporter in LA (maybe anywhere) is LISA HERNANDEZ. A warm, friendly beauty with PERFECT tonality & annunciation. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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25. Problem with market research: It's EASY to read what it says in the report. But the dummies can't seem to implement, creatively, in reality. about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
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26. Unfortunately, it's officially 1 day too late and now I don't give a fuck. if you had to deal w zd for anything, you are fucked as of today. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
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27. Whenever I turn my attention to something, I end up being an outstanding phenomenon shocking top experts in the field. Wonder what's next? about 6 hours ago via HootSuite
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28. Hope Adam Sandler suffers a personal tragedy today and I hope Courteney Cox Arquette mars her face for life, since that's all she's got/had. about 7 hours ago via HootSuite
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29. The lousy day is starting off early today. needed to put more time between miserable episodes. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ME TO BE UP AT ALL! about 7 hours ago via HootSuite
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30. I hope the kids of some of the Malibu stars that made ZD fake promises and even worse, ripped me off NEVER get hired and end up on streets. about 15 hours ago via HootSuite
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31. When I called Sandler's office asking for low-level stand-in work & was told, "No way, gonna use ZD as main star," could've just said, "No." about 15 hours ago via HootSuite
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32. Called Sandler's production office once to see if I could get "stand-in" work. Was told, "NO WAY, gonna use ZD as main star." What a crock! about 15 hours ago via HootSuite
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33. Someone from a LIVE gig site must have read my tweets from tonight and wants to do story on their site about ZD w gig info. Too late=retired about 15 hours ago via HootSuite
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34. Wonder what I'm gonna do tomorrow? Probably listen to my music stream all day & night, again. Time well spent, in my mind! Why do anything? about 15 hours ago via HootSuite
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35. Zuma Music Radio: Merely trying to be a good version of your favorite local pub's jukebox that you can listen to online http://ZumaShow.com. about 16 hours ago via HootSuite
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36. When I look at clock at 9pm (KEVIN JAMES SHOW old time slot), I can tell you, there's ALL the difference between 9p and 12mid start time. about 16 hours ago via HootSuite
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37. Someone said, "Can't believe I'm meeting ZD! HEARD so much of you." I said, "Never saw show?" Said, "No, my friends talk about you all day!" about 16 hours ago via HootSuite
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