City of L.A. To Give Itself Permission to Do Anything They Want At Universal City Vision Plan (It's A Shady, Shady, Vision!)

07-0511 CD 4 CAO report relative to Supplemental Fee Agreements with Thomas Properties Group, L.P. from the Metro Universal Project and with Universal City Studios LLLP, L.P. for the Universal City Vision Plan. To Planning and Land Use

SUMMARY
The Department of City Planning (Planning) requests approval to enter into Supplemental Fee Agreements (SFAs) with Thomas Properties Group, L.P. (TPG) and Universal City Studios LLLP, L.P. (Universal) to process discretionary actions in connection with proposed development projects. [Discretionary actions=Do anything we need to do to complete out Vision Plan including ignoring the rules.]

The TPG project is located at the Universal City Red Line Metro Station and is called the Metro Universal Project. The Universal project is called the Universal City Vision Plan and is located at Universal City. Maps of the project areas are included in Attachments A, Band C. [Yeah, the developers have a Vision Plan to make a lot of money on the backs of the community.]

To proceed with the projects, developers TPG and Universal are requesting that Planning, as lead agency, the Department of Transportation (DOT), the Department of Public Works, Bureau of Engineering (BOE) and the City Attorney process the discretionary actions that are necessary for the two projects, including but not limited to [LIKE I SAID, "OR ANYTHING WE WANT." "Not limited to=anything else we can think of."] zone/height district changes, tentative tract map reviews, conditional use permits, site plan review approvals, supplemental use districts for signs, Environmental Impact Report (EIR) reviews, specific plan amendments and the creation of a new specific plan, pre-annexation agreements and other related actions. The land use approvals are required before construction may begin. A description of the projects is found in Attachment D.

The Universal and TPG SFAs are being presented simultaneously for approval because the projects will be sharing City staff resources. For example, the Metro Universal Project SFA asks for four Planning employees at 34 percent of their time. The Universal City Vision Plan SFA requests the same four staff at 66 percent of their time. Together the developers will pay for the total costs, including indirect costs, of the four employees. The two SFAs are also being submitted jointly because the projects are similar in the nature of the requested discretionary actions and because
they are physically near each other. [I see where their Vision is going on this Plan and it's a corrupt nightmare.]

ZUMA REMINDS YOU, THE RULES OF THIS CITY ARE CREATED SO THAT COUNCIL CAN CREATE MOTIONS TO BYPASS EVERY ONE OF THEM! What a bunch of shady, corrupt, racketeering, RICO violating A-HOLES that come up with this stuff.

AND JAN PERRY...I GOT AN EARFUL ABOUT YOU WEDNESDAY WHEN I WAS DOWNTOWN. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BAGGY-EYED, INSIDIOUS, EVIL BITCH WHO NEEDS TO PAY BACK HER STUDENT LOANS AND MAKE SURE HER STAFFERS DON'T END UP DRUNK IN PARKING LOTS PASSED OUT AND PICKED UP BY THE POLICE, YOU RANCID BITCH!

AND ZUMA DOGG THINKS THE REASON THE BIGGEST (SPECIAL INTEREST/DEVELOPER] WHORE IN THE CITY WEARS THOSE BIG HATS INDOORS IS BECAUSE SHE HAS TO CAST SHADOWS OVER THE DARK CIRCLES UNDER HER EYES. WE HEAR JAN IS HAVING QUITE A FEW LATE NIGHTS.

AND JAN, SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS FROM THE GALLERY ROW SAY, "HELLO, AND PLEASE PAY BACK THOSE LOANS BEFORE YOU GOT STICKING YOUR NOSE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES." I KNOW ABOUT YOU JAN...I HOPE YOU CAN WITHSTAND THE TRUTH. IT'S ALL ABOUT TO COME OUT. SEE YOU IN CHAMBERS. HOPE YOU CAN SEE PAST THOSE DARK BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES!

AND JAN...NICE JOB ON GRAND AVENUE PROJECT, YOU BIG DUMMY!