Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Zuma Dogg and Villaraigosa Draw Back To Back Positions on 2009 Mayoral Election Ballot

When I called my friend to tell them that "Zuma Dogg" will be appearing right next to "Villaraigosa" on the ballot, they said, "Wow, someone up there really wants you to be mayor."

So they agree that the fact that Villaraigosa drew #22 and Zuma Dogg drew #23, today at the random drawing to determine the order in which the names will be listed on the ballot, is a hilarious and blessed event on the good karma tip.


Zuma Alcalde con "Uno-Vez" Villaraigosa



As a matter of fact, when Zuma realized he was going to be placed on the ballot, directly beneath Antonio's name, he burst out into the most hilarious round of over-the-top laughter ("Whoo-hooo!!! Whoo-hoo!!!); the Clerk's office to pull out a camera and take a picture of Zuma Dogg, LAUGHING HIS MUTHER F-ING ASS OFF AT THE NEWS (to capture the historic moment)!

So for as ever happy and blessed I feel about this interesting turn of events (the drawing, this morning)...I'm sure Villar's people must be just as un-thrilled. (Hopefully, they're nauseus.)

Because, you gotta admit...if there are any Villaraigosa (potential) voters; that may not know Zuma Dogg is running/don't see TV commercials of banners)...when they get to the voting booth, look for "Villaraigosa" and see "Zuma Dogg" (because now they will), who knows how many more people may give the "F.U.!" vote to Zuma Dogg (away from Antonio), or may flat-out say, "Oh Zuma is running? I didn't know that...HELL YEAH!" (And they punch the chad for Zuma!)

AND, due to the length of both of our names on the ballot, the two names stand out among the pack of nebulous, no-name, losers. I said all along, it's gonna be Zuma Dogg vs Villaraigosa. And looks like the ballot goddesses agree this is the way it was meant to be. (LMFAO!)

CARLOS ALVAREZ
GORDON TURNER

MACKLIN MILLER MOORE (X)
WALTER MOORE
PHIL JENNERJAHN
DAVID HERNANDEZ
JAMES HARRIS
BRUCE DARIAN
ANTONIO R. VILLARAIGOA
DAVID "ZUMA DOGG" SALTSBURG
CRAIG X RUBIN

(X)=Denotes candidate has turned in nominating petitions, but are still awaiting verification from City Clerk's Election Office (as of 12/10/08 at 1:50 PM).

ZumaDoggForMayor.com

FRIDAY 7 PM: Zuma Dogg & Mayor Sam's HOLIDAY PARTY at Casa Princesa in Eagle Rock at 7pm. Click here for Zuma's Video Commerical (and further details on the location and event).