[Pitctured: Is New York AG Andrew Cuomo eying a jet plane to Los Angeles to swear in his new political puppet, MayorAntonio Villaraigosa?]
Alright, Zuma Dogg cannot confirm the following, because until the airline ticket is booked, it may not actually happen, but Zuma Dogg has a friend in the airline industry who thinks New York Attorney Genral Andrew Cuomo may be swearing in Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Viagraiosa for his second term on July 1, 2009.
So I have between now and until the invitations are printed to prevent this from happening.
Here's the picture as I see it:
Zuma Dogg was happy to hear that Andrew Cuomo was investigating pension fund shadiness , that included ties to Los Angeles, and ZD felt these ties lead to City Hall. Well think how discouraged I was to find that Councilmember Wendy "Greuesome" Greuel (part of Team Villaraiogsa) was part of a fund raiser in Los Angeles recentlty for Mr. Cuomo's Attorney General race where he is running for re-election (but the money could be used to run for NY Governor if/when he makes that announcement. AND ZUMA DOGG SAYS, OF COURSE HE IS GOING TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR. Do you have local councilmembers put their name on fundraising invitiations just for plain old Attorney General? HELL NO!
So anyway, if he runs for Guv, or not, Wendy is raising money for him, and she rolls with Villaraiogsa, so I really don't think Cuomo is going to investigate, yet indict Villaragiosa if they are raising money for him.
And I think Wendy was just a warm up until Antonio puts on his tap dancing shoes and Mickey Mouse outfit to deliver the pizzas, or whatever it is he runs around telling all the politicians he can deliver. (He's gonna deliver it to Hillary.He's gonna deliver it to the Union for Measure B. He's gonna deliver it to Jack Weiss. DELIVERY RETURNED UNDELIVERED, SON!
But greedy, desparate and especially shameless politicians don't care about that stuff. So I'm sure you'll see Antonio raise money for Cuomo to help him in the NY Gubernatorial election. So I'm sure Cuomo will be too busy counting Antonio's money to investigate him.
But there is a cloud over Antonio, right now, in the Wetherly pension scandal OVER CUOMO'S INVESTIGATION.
So what better way to remove the cloud of doubt over Antonio's head, than to have the guy doing the investigation (Cuomo) fly in from New York to swear the damn guy in, himself!
Then Antonio can still think of running for California Governor, as long as the SEC doesn't get him.
So mastermind and matchmaker Bill Clinton has to orchestrate the puppet masters of NY and CA so he can carry on to the best of his ability after losing the White House to Obama.
(Damn, Obama messed up the De Beers/Clinton Master Plan. Ain't that a shame. Now Cuomo just might have to fly to California to swear in the dumb puppet soldier from Los Angeles who is about one scandal away from not being worth even dealing with anymore.) There might be an opening for new puppet soldier in L.A./CA region.)
Now if this happens you can say, "Daaaaaaaaamn, Zuma Dogg, you are ONE master strategist to have drawn that conclusion."
BUT, hopefully, I will be wrong and none of this will happen, if ZD's blogging can help it.
HEY ANDREW...STAY IN NEW YORK AND INVESTIGATE ANTONIO!
ANTONIO STAY IN YOUR OFFICE AND FIX THE BUDGET IN THE FACE OF $7 BILLION PENSION LOSS.
WENDY & ANTONIO...KEEP YOUR FUCKING FACE OUT OF NEW YORK MONEY LAUNDERING, I MEAN FUND RASING.