Zuma Dogg's TWITTER UPDATE for PAST HOUR...ZUMA GETS PERSONAL on L.A. City Hall (Sorry Antonio, Dragging KTLA's LU PARKER into the mix! THANK JAN!)

• [PICTURED: L.A. City Councilman JOSE HUIZAR's Blackberry. Look at the LOVE messages DURING THE COUNCIL MEETING on a CITY BlackberryThat make it "fair game" on Zuma Dog's watch, y'all! Are those, "I luv U" and "Hi Beautiful" and "Why R U lonely" messages from your WIFE? How sweet after all these years. LONELY? Didn't your wife just see you in the morning a couple hours ago? Looks like "mistress talk" if you aks me! Jose called me after I posted this to say he felt it was over the line. I took it down, then. THANKS TO JAN PERRY, I PUT IT BACK UP! "Please hold my tyme!" and Councilmembers, do your personal booty calls business AFTER the meetings!]
  

1. How COULD I?: Goodness gracious, how CAN he talk about her madame president, that way. THE PIG DROVE DOWNTOWN INTO GROUND w YOUR CRA MONEY! 4 minutes ago via HootSuite
2. MAYOR JAN PERRY: Already converted to Judaism. Maybe you can go to Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon and skin bleacher to complete process. 8 minutes ago via HootSuite
3. JAN PERRY FOR MAYOR?: Washington, D.C. had crackhead Mayor Marion Berry. Why can't L.A. have crackhead mayor, too? We're just as good as DC! 10 minutes ago via HootSuite
4. Ha cha cha cha, I got a MILLION of them L.A. City Council. Don't you wish CRACKHEAD kept her dirty pig trap SHUT, now? Only 1st 72hrs! OUCH! 11 minutes ago via HootSuite
5. KTLA's LU PARKER going LIVE @ 10pm on Santa Monica serial arsonist. L.A. Mayor Antonio VIllaraigosa brings his own HEAT to Lu Parker @ 11pm! 13 minutes ago via HootSuite
6. Zuma Dogg's L.A. Daily Blog - ranked #1 on Blog Net News 12 Week ranker of "Most Influential News Blogs" in STATE of California. THE HEAT! 18 minutes ago via HootSuite
7. PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE "Zuma Dogg versus JAN PERRY" ZD blog hits have TRIPLED over the weekend & today on Blog Net News ranker. RECORD LEVELS! 18 minutes ago via HootSuite
8. Hey JEWISH JAN PERRY, them folks on the WESTSIDE don't take to kindly to you RAIDING their CRA money for GRAND AVE PROJECT! PLUS, AEG LIVE! 20 minutes ago via HootSuite
9. Now that David Saltsburg has 30 council days off, he can spend it on the WESTSIDE alerting community about damage JEWISH JAN PERRY has done! 21 minutes ago via HootSuite
10. David Saltsburg will be spending the next 30 council days undoing any inroads PR JEWISH JAN PERRY may have been trying to make on Westside. 22 minutes ago via HootSuite
11. Sorry for harsh treatment Dion O'Connell, but it's been YOUR MOUTH taking away MY PROTECTED RIGHTS so, "FUCK IT!" YOU ARE PART OF WAR ON ZD! 27 minutes ago via HootSuite
12. SORRY I had to throw my amigo Dion O'Connell under the bus so hard. That's the stuff that makes Council feel REALLY BAD. Collateral Damage. 30 minutes ago via HootSuite
13. ERIC GARCETTI, you blamed your ETHICS VIOLATION on your mommy...maybe you can blame L.A. City Bankruptcy under your watch on her, too, hero! 40 minutes ago via HootSuite
14. SORRY CITY HALL...NEW Westwood Blog picks up on Zuma Dogg's LIVE Video Stream by syndicating ZD LIVE FEED! Spreading! - http://ow.ly/1abRH 42 minutes ago via HootSuite
15. Wanna bet KTLA's LU PARKER wouldn't have even wasted her spit to say, "NO" to Antonio if he weren't Mayor. What's HER hang up? Daddy issues? 45 minutes ago via HootSuite
16. HEY KTLA'S LU PARKER: Does all that wine the mayor drinks affect his "performance" in bed, too? Or is he REALLY Mayor VIAGRAiosa? Ooh Lu la! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
17. @Villaraigosa wants workers to give back 15% of salary. City wants Antonio to cut back on his wine consumption by same amount! HE'S DRUNK! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
18. HEY KTLA'S LU PARKER: Does Antonio @Villaraigosa make you stay away from high heels on dates, or does he just wear his ELEVATOR SHOES? about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
19. TWITTER UPDATES: L.A. Council Declares WAR on Zuma Dogg, so ZUMA DOGG Declares WAR on Council (AND IS MAKING IT PER... http://ow.ly/16DLaF about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
20. Wonder if ELEVATOR-SHOE wearing Antonio Villaraigosa has called DIRTY PIG JAN PERRY to see why ZD is on WARPATH! NOT DONE WITH YOU, CHUMP! about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
21. LIKE YOUR RENT ESCROW (REAP) PROGRAM: Zuma Dogg gave you ADVANCE NOTICE if you FUCKED with my mic, THIS would happen. STRATEGIC! See Sun-Tzu about 1 hours ago via HootSuite
22. After emails I sent TIM LEWIEKIE, I can almost ASSURE you he was on the phone with his dirty whore JAN PERRY to see what this is all about! about 1 hours ago via HootSuite
23. L.A. City Councilman? RICHARD ALARCON owns NOTHING and his "girlfriend" owns all the property. Guess we know who wears pants in HIS house!