Tuesday, May 10, 2011

UP FOR BID: The "Austin Beutner Social Media Network"

[Pictured: Wonder if he's thinking about THIS stuff?:]

Was gonna operate the network, myself, but wanna move deeper into retirement, so if someone wants to contact me with an offer, I can hand you the keys (passwords): http://AustinBeutnerForMayor.com, http://AustinBeutner4Mayor.com, http://AustinBeutner.blogspot.com, http://AustinBeutnerForMayor.blogspot.com, http://AustinBeutner4Mayor.blogspot.com, http://twitter.com/AustinForLA, Austin Beutner facebook page, Austin Beutner facebook group.

AustinBeutner.Blogspot.com already coming up as "above the line" search for "related" under Google blog search for Austin Beutner. (Click link to see result.)


MARKETING STRATEGY: You can say, "Well, Gee...I'm goin' with AusinForLA.org and aren't going with those other blog/website brands using the word, "For Mayor" or "blogspots." BUT, now they exist and are out the in the public domain. And they are going to be the ones that move up to the top of the search engine rankers, as they already are, this early on. If no one wants to take them over (either to operate, or to keep off the market, to keep focus on their own web site, exclusively...OR to enhance their effort, by using this network to re-direct to their own site)...I will operate them, myself, for people who want to follow Austin during the campaign. I'm not gonna point the links to porno sites, or anything nutty. BUT, if YOU wanna control the landscape with your own strategy and message...be my guest. Cause you also gotta keep in mind, I'm "off the chart" bipolar, and can get cranky at any time, and use the network to post nutty/angry/cranky Zuma Dogg videos on this newly expanded social media platform. (This post alone is probably embarrassing enough, cause like the Beatles, it's goin' STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS! The Google engine search charts.)

THIS DECISION, NOW, CAUSE I DID ENJOY A VERY NICE DAY OF RETIREMENT, TODAY...AND WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY/WANT TO GO DEEPER INTO RETIREMENT AND LEAVE THE BLOGGING TO PAID PROFESSIONALS, OF WHICH I AM NOT. (holla.)

WHY DID I TAKE ON THIS TASK, IF I WOULD KINDA WANNA RETIRE (DON'T NEED THIS SH*T)/INSIGHT INTO THE MIND OF ZD: Although a ways away, the mayoral season already seems to be heating up. And I am a BIG FAN of Austin and think he's the ONLY person to POSSIBLY consider, of the candidates who have announced, so far. (And including the ones, like Zev, who are being discussed, as well.) So I searched for some of the website and blog domain URLs that ZD felt would be most desirable for an "Austin Beutner" internet campaign, and I saw there was a lot of wide open territory (available URLs). So at that point...here's where the ZD "bipolar-push" kicks in: If I don't sign these names up, won't be long before someone else does. And that could be someone who DOES plan to use them for nefarious, political operative purposes. So I did what I always do...I signed them up, now...and it can be sorted out amongst friends, later. (Rather than having your opponent keep them NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU OFFER!)

Act now, will also throw in http://twitter.com/WendyGreuel, http://twitter.com/CarmenTrutanich, http://twitter.com/DennisZine.