Low-Life Criminal, LA City Attorney Rocky Delgadilldo BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE F.B.I. !!! (LOL!)

[Caption: Rocky assures the crowd, "What me, worry?]

Wed. 8/20/08 UPDATE: LA Times is reporting the investigation is focusing on the consulting contracts Delagdilldo's wife was getting. Zuma Dogg has done TONS of screaming on TV 35 and radio about how money is wasted though these patronage contracts. Oh, I can't wait!

FBI THINKS DELGADILLDO IS A CRIMINAL, TOO: I TOLD yo azz, that low-life criminal Los Angeles Shitty Attorney Rocky Delgadilldo was gonna take a big pineapple up his wazoo for the way he is operating his racket.

LA City Controller Laura Chick was contacted and interviewed by Federal Bureau of Investigation (F.B.I.) two weeks ago that they were investigating racketeering king (Delgadilldo), most likely over the worker's compensation program that Chick has been playing tough of war with the most-likely-to-be-indicted loser City Attorney.

The probe began after Delgadilldo was criticized for allegedly using city resources for personal benefit.

(Let's face it, the F.B.I. ain't wasting their time and money unless they already know the answer to what they are investigating. So it's a matter of if they can prove it on paper, which again...ZD says they WILL.

ELTON JOHN VOICE (Sung): So Goodbye Delga-dilldo! Cause the F.B.I.'s gonna howl. You can't keep covering crime up. The Feds will shut down your show!



Zuma Dogg can think of some other things the F.B.I. should be investigating like the City Attorney's subcontracting of their deadbeat dad and debt collections, and the City's towing subcontracts, among other rackets being run by the City Attorney's office.

AND OF COURSE THE SAN FRANSISCO CHRONICLE BROKE THE STORY AND LA TIMES PICKED IT UP ONLY AFTER THEY BROKE IT:

Criminal probe begun of L.A. city attorney

Lance Williams, San Francisco Chronicle, 08/19/08

San Francisco FBI agents have begun a criminal investigation of Los Angeles City Attorney Rockard "Rocky" Delgadillo, a one-time rising star of California politics whose career stalled after a series of admitted ethical lapses. [Oh I LOVE the SF Chronicle, what a description!]

City controller questioned by FBI about city attorney

RAQUEL MARIA DILLON, Associated Press, 08/19/08

(08-19) 17:11 PDT Los Angeles, CA (AP) -- City Controller Laura Chick said Tuesday she had been questioned by the FBI and the U.S. attorney's office about her audit of the workers compensation unit supervised by City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo. Chick...

Chick spoke to U.S. agents in Delgadillo probe

from L.A. Times - California Local News

L.A. city controller says she was interviewed about her effort to conduct an audit of the city attorney's office. Delgadillo's spokesman sees a 'political agenda' behind allegations against his boss. [Yeah, there is a 'political agenda' to crack down on City Attorney racketeering.]

Los Angeles City Controller Laura Chick today said she has been interviewed by the FBI and federal prosecutors regarding an investigation of City Atty. Rocky Delgadillo.

Any allegation of wrongdoing is nothing more than garbage being shoveled by the city's attorney's political opponents hiding behind the cloak of anonymity," Velasquez said. "This is a classic political smear. It's one hell of a coincidence that this is coming out now, when press accounts say he is considering a run for attorney general."

[OMG!!! Delgadildo thinks he has a chance of getting elected for Attorney General? How do you serve that position from a Federal Prison? Is Mike Hernadez gonna bail him out? Meanwhile, the fact that Rocky's spokesperson would even mention a run for ANY elected office besides Cub Scout Master is going to make my hernia stitches bust from laughing so loud. (No, I don't really have a hernia...but I might get one from laughing so hard at the thought of Rocky thinking he can run for anything but from the law. He's certainly been operating outside of it.

HE ROCKY, HOW'S YOUR PAL MARIA FROM HOUSING? Maybe I should call the FBI about that one. Everyone loves to pile on an embarrassing laughing-stock loser!