Showing posts with label budget emergency. Show all posts
Showing posts with label budget emergency. Show all posts

Monday, August 8, 2011

Zuma Dogg Explains How Today's Wall Street DEVASTATION, HAS DIRECT IMPACT ON L.A. City's GENERAL FUND, and how it will affect AEG/Stadium Deal

FIRST OF ALL, to the people concerned about this AEG/Stadium/Convention Center deal, that Councilman Paul Koretz already stated, on the record, that he fears can push the city over the edge of bankruptcy, with one mis-step...here is what ZUMA DOGG is thinking, today, after last week's initial Wall Street tumble, followed up, with a little "clarification" for those wondering if it was gonna "bounce back" today (or anytime, soon.)

FIRST OF ALL, even though I already said, FIRST OF ALL: ZUMA DOGG calls for L.A. City Council to run a "due diligence" check on Anshultz's finances, since he is guaranteeing the loan, from what I hear. ALSO, on AEG, if they are also involved in the financing.

BECAUSE, I already heard they took a BIG HIT in '08/'09, like the rest of the global economy, invested on Wall Street. And I bet they didn't withdraw everything out of the stock market, and invest it in GOLD. (Not fast enough...commodities, not fun enough. Can flip and do derivative games and risky leverages, and what not.)

SO AFTER TODAY...unless the market comes RALLYING BACK like a left over bottle rocket, from last month, when everyone thought it was gonna KEEP GOING UP FOREVER!!!, even though the U.S. Govt operates the same as the subprime loans that put us in this spot, in '08, '09 and today.

AND YES, I am WELL AWARE OF, and can do nothing but RECOLLECT all the cranky memories, of COUNTLESS, RELENTLESS trips to L.A. City Hall, with Matt Dowd, where the two of us, ALONE...NO, you did NOT say anything on your blog, radio talk show or Neighborhood Council meeting...AND I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE...YOU CANNOT DISPROVE MY CLAIM, THAT ZUMA DOGG AND MATT DOWD WERE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE CITY WHO TOOK THE TIME TO PUSH, AND STAND UP..CAUSE WE DID OUR HOMEWORK...WE ARE GENIUSES, AMONG COWARDS...ON BOTH SIDES OF THE ROPE!!!! YOU SAID, NOTHING!!!! I WARNED, AND WARNED AND WARNED...AND WAS MOCKED, SCOFFED SCORNED...I LOST FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS OVER MY WARNINGS, LAST TIME...I TIRED, THIS TIME...

SO I HOPE YOU KNOW...IT IS R.I.P, L.A. City, after last week and today's Wall Street performance.

HERE ARE THE TWEETS...I'll maybe do video, explaining it, some more, since Ron Kaye, Kevin James or anyone else seems to be concerned! I DO NOT MAKE UP MY FACTS! THEY ARE TOLD TO ME BY THE PEOPLE IN THE APPROPRIATE DEPARTMENTS AT CITY HALL. In this case the Budget & Finance Chair Bernard Parks, CAO's Office Heads...AND FRICKIN' LACERS/LA FIRE PENSION EXECUTIVES...THEY DO NOT LIE...YOU JUST HAVE TO ASK THEM.

GOOD LUCK, NOW! IT IS O-FUCKIN-VER! Y'ALL BETTER BEST BELIEVE THAT...I'm a Macho Man....NO...I mean FRICKING GENIUS PROPHET...and for VERY, VERY good reason!

SO DO THE DUE DILIGENCE ON AEG! DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW! ZD SAYS THE DEAL IS DONE, AFTER TODAY, Y'ALL!

ZUMA TWEETS

  • WALL STREET LOSSES PUT END TO AEG STADIUM DEAL, Zuma Dogg predicts. A LOT of empty condos @ AEG/Ritz. OVER-LEVERAGED on Wall St! IT TANKED! about a minute ago
  • I GUARANTEE YOU...AEG STADIUM DEAL IS DEAD, after Wall St losses. COUNCIL MUST CONDUCT "DUE DILIGNECE" ON ANSHULTZ' FINANCES, AFTER TODAY!!! 2 minutes ago
  • U.S. ECONOMY will continue to WORSEN, the MORE Govt attempts job creation thur Govt spending. Need biz like Apple/Google/etc to create them. 4 minutes ago
  • OBAMA'S FISCAL STIMULUS PLAN: Hand over money to L.A. City Hall. Jobs not created. Money all but disappeared. Costs driven up. Nothing done. 7 minutes ago
  • Wonder if Wall St will be BOUNCIN' BACK: Answer is NO. Old days are OVER! Hello, New America. Govt=same as subprime loans, waiting to crash. 10 minutes ago
  • MUST I REPEAT? For those who just REFUSE TO ACCEPT WHAT I SAY FIRST 50X: YES, this time, next year, GOLD will be higher, stocks will not be. 12 minutes ago
  • AVERAGE STUPID MORON WHO POSES AS BLOGGER/ACTIVIST/NC MEMBER/TALK HOST: "WHAT? L.A.'s General Fund is DIRECTLY TIED TO WALL ST PERFORMANCE?" 18 minutes ago
  • YOU LAZY, SILLY, HOT-AIR-BLOWING NC folk, BLOGGERS & TALK SHOW, MORONS: YOU DIDN'T SAY A THING; THAT LA GENERAL FUND IS TIED TO WALL STREET! 20 minutes ago
  • ONLY 2 PEOPLE IN L.A. w/SHRED OF DIGNITY, AFTER TODAY! ZUMA DOGG & MATT DOWD! ONLY TWO IN CITY TO WARN OF WALL ST CRASH/TREASURY TIED TO IT! 23 minutes ago
  • I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T CAUSE MORE HOOPLA! WHY DIDN'T KEVIN JAMES/RON KAYE MENTION: L.A.'s TREASURY IS TIED TO WALL STREET PERFORMANCE! 27 minutes ago
  • "Genius," "Prophet": Two words used by City Council to descibe ZD. And after a day like today @ Wall St (OVER for L.A.), it's heartbreaking. 28 minutes ago
  • If U remember ZD showing up on TV to warn council, city wil go b-rupt over general fund/pension losses on Wall St, TODAY WAS THE DAY. :( 31 minutes ago
  • IF U REMEMBER Zuma Dogg appearing before council, on a daily basis, to warn of general fund being rolled like Vegas dice by LACERS, give RT! 32 minutes ago
  • When ARROGANT "Buy & Hold" Wall St investors says, "But the market is back up!" I say, "DIDN'T CLOSE FOR FINAL TIME & TOO LATE WHEN OVER!" 37 minutes ago
  • Give RT if you remeber '07 when ZD URGED ALL to buy GOLD @ $850-$950, cause I saw crash coming. Kept saying buy thru $1100-$1200 in '09/'10. 40 minutes ago
  • L.A. DUMB-F*CKs (media/people). Frickin' Daily News refered to my PENSION stuff...NEW YORK, DAILY NEWS! http://t.co/bo57YdQ (It came true!) 42 minutes ago
  • DAMN! Did I try to warn people: READ THIS from Oct '08: http://t.co/d8tym2P. Follow up to May '07's http://t.co/xywdRTB. A Prophet at Large. 44 minutes ago
  • HERE'S THE 1st POST THAT TRIGGERED MY WHOLE, "There's gonna be worst recession ever and city is over-risky on Wall St. http://t.co/xywdRTB 50 minutes ago
  • ON DAY LIKE TODAY, some folks REMEBER why I've earned the "genius/prophet" status. May '07 ZD said subprime to cause worst recession EVER. 51 minutes ago
  • ALERT: City's general fund, tied to Wall St via LACERS, had HISTORIC BAD WEEK. Overly-risky LACERS lost BILLIONS, last time. How much, now? about an hour ago
  • OnTOP of the fiscal crisis caused by '08 Wall St crash, we NOW have THIS ONE, to re-imburse LACERS out of GENERAL FUND! LACERS=OVERLY RISKY! about an hour ago
  • In '08/'09 Wall St crash (this looks WORSE), LACERS lost -20% of fund. LA's general fund now covering the BILLIONS lost. 1/3 of LA $ in '13. about an hour ago
  • ZD to LACERS: "Is the city's general fund tie to Wall St? As goes IT, goes LA's treasury?" LACERS to ZD: "You KNOW that, ZD!" How's Wall St? about an hour ago
  • "The only consultant recommendations we diagree with, is on "alternative investments. They think we should have zero. We disagree." - LACERS about an hour ago
  • YOU need to DEMAND L.A. Council call Mike Perez/LACERS to chambers to give an accounting on how Wall St losses just wiped out city treausry. about an hour ago
  • 2 reasons I'm not happy w/LAPD re:ZD @ Venice: 1) Violated my rights, 1st time back. 2) Lack of illegal vending enforcement=UNSAFE/NO SPACE! about an hour ago
  • I AM NOT VERY HAPPY, with what has happened to me, physically and emotionally, SINCE I won the right to perform @Venice walk, due to LAPD. about an hour ago
  • Beside an LAPD volation, my first time back on beach, LA'S FAILURE TO ENFORCE ILLEGAL VENDING CREATED UNSAFE PLACE FOR PERFORMERS/NO SPACES! about an hour ago
  • After winning FEDERAL battle to perform at Venice walk, 1st time back, ZD has rights VIOLATED by #LAPD. Went south for ZD, HARD, since then. about an hour ago
  • "What's YOUR name? What SONGS were you singing? Gonna be here, OFTEN? R U leaving?" LAPD to ZD, 1st time back on beach, after winning right. about an hour ago
  • Hoped my check would be here, today, so I could start life, again. Not till Tues. Gonna lay down & listen to "REAL 80's" http://t.co/zzWLEW7 about 2 hours ago
  • STILL A BUMPY RIDE FOR ZD: Fri, SocSec office told me my SSI $ would be here Mon OR Tues. (Of course, IT'LL BE TUES!) Won't be good, tonite. about 2 hours ago
  • If the DOW is down 600 points (on top of last week's plummets), that means L.A. City's GENERAL FUND is down, that much too. Ask CM B Parks! about 2 hours ago

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Zuma Dogg Calls for INVESTIGATION of Red Hot Chili Peppers VIDEO Shoot: Only Permitted For Music, Not A Video Shoot - LAPD/LAFD FORCED TO SCRAMBLE/$$$

Based on the post: Red Hot Chili Peppers Meet Venice Beach And LAPD – Despite Permit Issues Event Is Safe And Without Incident (via Venice311.org): Link below. The story is copied into this blog post, and ZD adds his additional comments. The Venice-bloggers double-team, investigation into a potential municipal general fund robbery! (Venice311 DOES blog about Venice crime and blight. This story appears to have BOTH!)

ZUMA DOGG ENCROACHES RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS TOUR BUS...ANNOYS BAND...IS ASKED TO LEAVE...BUT STRIKES DEAL TO STAY, AND GAINS WORLD-EXCLUSIVE ACCESS AND VIDEO FOOTAGE. (See other video, below, too!)

[In this video, you can see how many LAPD were needed, just to watch Zuma Dogg and the band's tour bus. LAPD was out in FULL FORCE, including RIOT SQUAD DETAIL...keep reading!]

Red Hot Chili Peppers Meet Venice Beach And LAPD – Despite Permit Issues Event Is Safe And Without Incident:

ZUMA DOGG SAYS, "It BETTER have been safe and without incident." It cost L.A. City half it's general fund, providing last minute, un-scheduled LAPD & LAFP services for the video to generate millions for the band, managers and agent. ZUMA DOGG is calling for an investigation by L.A. City Attorney Carmen (Won't Call Him "The Clown" For This One Story) Trutanich to contact William Morris Agency about recouping costs to the city incurred for this commercial event. I don't know if the Michael Jackson/AEG event at Staples Center actually had "criminal elements," as alleged. But ZUMA DOGG alleges (feels) there ARE in THIS case!

The permit was only for "live performance," NOT A FULL ON VIDEO SHOOT. Especially, that little crane they rolled out onto the boardwalk and over the heads of the river of people walking beneath on a crowded Saturday.

HERE IS AN ACCOUNT OF THE EVENT BY VENICE311.org, that also has a lot of picture coverage of today's (illegal/criminal?) event.


LinkVenice311 said: I CANNOT believe they had that crane with a camera and
people on it going out over the crowd with no controls or protection for
the people below. Sloppy and dangerous.


From Venice311:

This morning while riding to put new trash can liners in the new trash cans on Windward, I saw quite the film crew situation setting up on 19th Ave.

Buzz at the scene was that the film crew was setting up to film a live performance of the Red Hot Chili Peppers on the roof. Surprising for a Saturday, and also because having done many graffiti patrols this week, I didn’t see any Film LA buck slips stating that any filming was going on. I ran into Sgt. Vasquez… and LAPD was not aware of any filming, but more importantly they were not aware that one of the most famous bands on the planet was going to be doing any kind of live performance or filming either.

Given the recent near riot at Hollywood and Highland, and the history in 2011 of flash mobs, out of control crowds and violence… LAPD and especially Venice Beach doesn’t need any surprises.

After requesting a copy of the permit and getting a lot of buck passing and a bit of run around… the film crew generated a permit. The problem was that the permit was only for playing live music, not filming. And, it was for a different address in Venice.

A contact at Rec and Parks informed me that film crews are almost always denied permission to shoot on the boardwalk on the weekend ever, especially in the middle of the Summer.

Additionally, they had a film crane in the park next to Muscle Beach, and had NO safety tape or anything. Pedestrians were walking around it and underneath it, they didn’t even have people around to direct safety at all. LAPD made them remove the crane from that area immediately. (I hope they got a ticket, too, like Matt Dowd for having his equipment sitting in the wrong, un-marked place. See: "As Applied!")

In short order, Captain Peters orchestrated 140 officers and units (Aka: $$$ x $$$) to descend on Venice Beach to ensure the situation was handled safely and professionally. The fire marshal was called also ($$$), and soon the permit debacle was (mitigated).

Because so many resources had been applied to the situation, after consulting with the film crew and to put it nicely, ripping them and all involved a new one… LAPD and LAFD felt they had enough of a handle on the situation to let them film, which in turn would probably stave off a potentially greater problem since the performance had already hit the twittersphere. [AND HERE IS THE ISSUE: Nice way to get LAPD & LAFD to PAY for your VIDEO SHOOT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD HAVE COST TO HAVE THE CITY ALLOW FOR THAT FILMING PERMIT ON VENICE BEACH ON A SATURDAY?!?!? Which is WHY they probably forgot to mention THAT part, when applying for the permit. So THEN, to avoid a public safety problem, they have to call LAPD/LAFD resources from EVERYWHERE ELSE to manage this MONSTER EVENT?!?!? Hope crime wasn't up EVERYWHERE ELSE? So Red Hot Chili Peppers BAMBOOZLE to People of Los Angeles and probably cost the city a million dollars, out of nowhere for the Globetrotting Millionaires. Watch out, Troubadore...they're doing a show there, on Sunday, I heard, standing around the tour bus.]

Additionally, LAPD requested that the noise be kept within city ordinance, which they did. It was all actually quite pleasant. [ZD: Yes, it was nice and pleasant, for an event meant to entertain large masses of people, throughout a half mile radius. THAT IS NOT WITHIN THE L.A. SOUND ORDINANCE PARAMETERS, AS APPLIED TO ZUMA DOGG, EVERY TIME HE BURPS! So again, as the law is being applied ("as applied), Zuma Dogg and Matt Dowd keep getting targeted enforcement. YOU SHUT DOWN ZUMA DOGG FOR SINGING, WITHOUT EVEN USING AN AMPLIFIER! THESE GUYS JUST ROCKED AN ENTIRE ZIP CODE? Why didn't you shut the illegal, non-permitted for video shoot down, like you shoot down Zuma Dogg and Matt Dowd? WE'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THEY ARE!]

WORLD EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Red Hot Chili Peppers leaving tour bus and walking to Venice Beach roof top video shoot of this now controversial event.


RELATED POSTS FROM TODAY'S EVENT:

HERE'S A POST, FROM SATURDAY MORNING, before people knew it was RHCP. Shows what a BLATANT -BAMBOOZLE they were trying to perpetuate upon the peeps, y'all...Illegal Film Crane Yanked From Muscle Beach

HERE'S A TWEET THAT JUST CAME IN, BASED ON THIS POST: This guy gets the frame of my post and what this is headin' toward: RT @jameshightower ZD, You don't think RHCP will be billed? You don't think RHCP will pay? (James KNOWS what's up. Watch for RHCP to pay!)

Sunday, January 23, 2011

LAPD...LISTEN UP: No More Enforcement of "Sunset" Rules @ Venice Beach Anymore -- As Venice Performers CONTINUE TO DELIVER THE LESSON WE WARNED YOU OF

Zuma Dogg (The FEDERAL Champion) Sings "We Are The Champions (YOU Are The Chumpians)" to The FEDERAL Chumpians! (And you KNOW who you are.) It's called "bragging rights" and YOU do not have them AND NEVER WILL vs DOWD/DOGG. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!



In the continuing saga of Matt Dowd, Zuma Dogg, et al teaching LAPD and L.A. City Attorney's office a HISTORIC LESSON as to what can happen when you fuck with the wrong people and FAIL to heed to multiple warnings over the years:

ZUMA DOGG HAS PLACED A MORATORIUM on LAPD being able to enforce the "sunset" rules at Venice Beach.

Although the California Coastal Commission issued a warning to the City of Los Angeles stating that they may not limit access to the state beach and must remain open to the public 24/7, the City will write tickets to people on the boardwalk for being there after sunset. (The part of the boardwalk along the beach that performers set up along -- that is part of the STATE beach, not city owned [center part of the] boardwalk.)

WELL, as Matt Dowd proved today, in the 8am hour today (see post), you are not allowed to tell people they have to wait until 9am to set up. So Zuma Dogg now makes the argument that you may no longer tell people when they have to break down.

If you can't tell someone when they can set up, how CAN you tell them when to break down?

And since signs aren't posted on any of this, the city knows they will LOSE in court on all of this.

So now, the city not only lost the ability to enforce the morning rules -- they also lost the ability to enforce nighttime rules. STOP BY THE NORTH END OF THE BOARDWALK TONIGHT, AROUND SUNSET FOR A FREE ZUMA DOGG CONCERT WITH HIS AMPLIFIED KARAOKE MACHINE.

Sorry LAPD/LA City Hall...I WARNED you all of this would happen.

AND, the city has made NO EFFORT to settle this FEDERAL matter in which they lost to DOWD/DOGG. The city has not presented any settlement offer -- even as of this day. We have no idea what they are thinking or how much will be offered. NOTHING BUT, "We're working on it." SORRY...TIME IS UP. DON'T EVEN WORK ON IT ANYMORE...THIS IS GOING TO A JUDGE AND JURY. AND NOTHING CAN PREVENT THAT!

Sorry the City of L.A. BALKED at the chance to wrap this up and carry on at Venice Beach without Zuma Dogg & Matt Dowd. LOOK AT ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED, THIS MONTH ALONE.

WE TOLD YOU WHAT WAS GOING TO BE HAPPENING.

SO JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT OUT THERE TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO REGARDING SUNSET RULES. YOU LOST. NOW GO FIGHT SOME CRIME.

If LAPD doesn't like it...TOUGH! City Attorney hasn't settled or even given us any indication on anything -- except they are working and filibustering on it...AND LAPD SEEMS TO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BE IGNORANT AND VINDICTIVE ASSHOLES WHEN THEY WANT TO BE. (And that seems to be ALL THE TIME.) YOU ARE LOSERS...START ACTING LIKE IT...CAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE YOU KEEP PISSING ME OFF..AND THEN I KEEP MAKING IT WORSE FOR YOU!

SUMMARY: LAPD BETTER NOT BE ENFORCING SUNSET RULES ON VENICE BOARDWALK TONIGHT -- UNLESS THEY WANNA BUY A WHOLE BUNCH OF LEGAL PROBLEMS FOR THE CITY! (And if I see or hear that they are bothering ANYONE over breaking down at sunset...I WILL IMMEDIATELY POST WHAT WILL BE HAPPENING IN COURT. AND IT WILL BE SUCH A GIANT CAN OF WORMS...Dowd/Dogg will be chump-change in comparison...AND...you KNOW I always back up what I say! SO I HOPE I DO NOT SEE YOU ENFORCING FOR SUNSET RULES...The Coastal Commission and Zuma Dogg have just told you that you cannot.

IT IS SO ORDERED

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

L.A. Activist ZUMA DOGG Calls For LAPD Payroll & Pension Cuts To SAVE CITY SERVICES in BUDGET CRISIS (S.O.S. - SAVE OUR SERVICES!)

It's the moment they have been hoping to avoid...ZUMA DOGG taking the day of City Council meetings -- to get all up in the LAPD police commissioner meeting. ZD has always said, "Police & Fires are LAST to cut," but, when I see that the FIRE departments are taking all the cuts -- AND WHEN I SEE HOW LAPD allocated their precious resources on BULLSHIT like (UN-SUCCESSFUL) undercover sting operations on Matt Dowd, Tony B. and others at Venice -- and how they continue to be nothing more than a petty, vindictive department enforcing their own personal beefs...THERE IS PLENTY TO CUT!!! (START THERE, CITY COUNCIL!) Then, LAPD can then get back to CORE functions of PROVIDING PUBLIC SAFETY TO THE COMMUNITY.

Here is video of Zuma Dogg calling for budget cuts at LAPD to prevent the loss of all other services and closures of other departments OVER LAPD OVER-INFLATED PAYROLL (AND UNDER-INFLATED EFFICIENCY.) MEANWHILE, when I look around at all the stuff LAPD REFUSES to enforce, it makes me sick. MUST BE AN OVER-SIZED POLICE FORCE WITH PLENTY OF PERSONNEL & RESOURCES TO WASTE ON MEANINGLESS NUTTINESS @ VENICE BEACH.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday Night News, Politics & Comedy Page with ZUMA DOGG (I try to soften the municipal tragedy with comedy!)

At the end of the day, you may not catch it all...but you'll catch a lot of the news and political stories that come across the wire, each day. (Plus ZD's smart-ass commentary "zingers.") All in a day's Twitter feed.

(And remember, if you think of your favorite comedian of all time (BESIDES ZD, thanks)...the better they are, the crazier they seem to be.) Hope you enjoy my suffering!

ZD TWEETS FOR 8/20/10:
  1. Madonna was banned from radio after burning cross in "Like Prayer" video. Tyler's Aerosmith banned from ZD's stream after becoming AI judge!
  2. Monitoring the world from Twitter. (Almost as good as real life!)
  3. Fee Waybell (Tubes) must live in Venice, cause I see him on his bike. I've shouted him out., but gotta tell him how cool he is, next time!
  4. TO PUT L.A. PENSION LOSSES INTO NUTTY NC ACTIVIST TERMS: Imagine a fiscal tragedy SO BAD, you're NC discretionary funds WILL BE 100% CUT!
  5. A HELL OF A LOT WORSE THAN FAKE PARKING LOT LEASE REVENUE: CIty recently announced pension investments WAY OFF. Counting 8% GAIN in budget!
  6. CITIZENS ALERT: City of L.A. is counting the 8% they ESTIMATE they will make off pension investments. Already LOST $2 BILLION! (How's 2010?)
  7. NOT A MORNING (OR AFTERNOON) PERSON: ONLY TOOK 8 HOURS...but @ZumaDogg finally feels GREAT and is ready to start the day!
  8. RT@nytimes: NYT NEWS ALERT: Wyclef Jean Is Not Eligible to Run for President of Haiti, Electoral Council Decides. WHY IS THIS A NYT "ALERT?"
  9. ADJUSTED ZUMA MUSIC RADIO Friday Night Jukebox based on feedback of audience. Of course YOU may like MORE, or LESS, now. http://ZumaShow.com
  10. BIG STUFF!: RT @Stzlyee: City uses the 8% estimate Pension Investors projected over next 5yrs-but, we know they lost 2 Billion as of 6/'09
  11. RT @cnni: Dow posts 2nd down week http://bit.ly/cD1uQW (REMEMBER!!! That means L.A.'s GENERAL FUND posted 2nd down week! Ask CAO!)
  12. 2 Tarzana women report bed bugs @ Woodland Hills hotel, visit emergency room w insect bites. (IMPOSSIBLE! Dennis Zine's L.A. is WORLD CLASS CITY!)
  13. Sorry you have to sift through ZD crisis tweets between funny stuff. It's whatever on my mind @ that moment. Glad some humor is sneaking in!
  14. Wouldn't it be GREAT if I could filter out all the "ZD crisis mode" blogging and stick to the funny stuff about city? SORRY, WOULD be nice!
  15. ZUMA MUSIC RADIO: Now Streaming - Upbeat Happy Hour Jukebox. (Oldies, Disco, R&B, Classic Rock, Top40, 80's) What K-Earth COULD/SHOULD be!
  16. NO TEXTING WHILE STROLLING: Lady texting while pushing stroller nearly collides w ZD. She says, "SORRY!" (Don't apologize to ME, YOUR baby!)
  17. RT@Schwarzenegger: Friday budget negotiations. http://twitpic.com/2gm318 (Already saw that pic Arnold, "Dumb & Dumber." (R U making sequel?)
  18. RT @LosAngelesCP: Los Angeles: 10 Spiciest Foods in Los Angeles for Hot & Spicy Food Day (Let's get down to what REALLY matters in L.A.!)
  19. RT@JerryBrown: Hope you come out to Oakland's Art & Soul fest this weekend. (Yeah, Jerry, THAT'S what we need you for; Soul Fest Advice.)
  20. PLEASE! try to be more careful!: Villaraigosa & Council close Valley's ONLY Hazmat Crew. DON'T HAVE ANY ACCIDENTS, PLEASE! DELAYED RESPONSE!
  21. Some living near 405 construction near Sunset say nighttime noise is unbearable. "If you don't like it, leave the state." - B. Bratton, Jr.
  22. L.A. homeless shelters to begin CHARGING for some beds. Some won't be able to pay. L.A, TRULY a two-class city, EVEN AMONG HOMELESS.
  23. The Beatles never met Mayor Villaraigosa & L.A. City Council. ("It's gettin' better all the time; it couldn't get much worse?") SEE BUDGET!
  24. MAKES IT WORSE: LOVE when u say, "Gee, ZD, could be WORSE, u COULD be (insert worst tragedy).GREAT, have to compare to WORST POSSIBLE THING!
  25. CALPERS & PENSION SCANDALS: WIth Calpers shadiness in news, went back and found post that describes ALL THE SHADINESS: http://ow.ly/2sETD
  26. "And I think it's gonna be a LONG, long time." - Elton John (Zuma Dogg also says it.)
  27. If you missed @ZumaDogg Tweets from yesterday, they are posted on my blog, http://ZumaShow.com. A lot of funny tweets on L.A. news/politics.
  28. HOW TO TORTURE A GENIUS: Surround him/her with others who aren't.
  29. ZD REALITY CHECK: Now that I realize I DO have a slight bipolar issue....people who are crazy think they're FINE and YOU'RE the problem!
  30. KARMA WORKS:Tell Mary Benson I'm no longer living in a cardboard box, but fresh apt a block from upscale beach BECAUSE of time spent in box.
  31. When you tune into KTLA's morning show vs Good Day LA, don't you feel like you're hangin' w marching band instead of the "popular" crowd.
  32. Ann Wilson can get away with it cause she can "belt it out" onstage, but Jillian Barberi is there to look hot in front of weather screen.
  33. Before I say something & find out it's over medical issue, is there a reason Jillian Barberi is entering her "Aretha" phase? Ain't workin'.
  34. U may not LIKE soft hits from Streisand, Manilow, Elton, Dion, Beatles, Sade but will say, "Damn, that's better than KOST-FM ever sounded."
  35. RT @busblog: #ff some LA icons & twitterers @latimestot @sarahardalani @zumadogg @Carolineoncrack @latimeshaiku. ZD BETTER be the ICON part!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

LA Daily Blog TWITTER Update for Saturday August 14, 2010 (Zuma Dogg, Barack Obama, Richard Riordan, L.A. City Council, Deming's 14 Points, Pensions)

Mainly, I'm cranky today, because I REALLY HAVE had enough of all the increasing hot air being blown to increase efficiency, reduce waste, more accountability/transparency and job creation -- WITHOUT ANY OF YOU WINDBAGS COMMITTING TO LEARNING DEMING'S 14 POINTS OF QUALITY MANAGEMENT. And the other issue, is this week Richard Riordan -- AND NOW U.S. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has addressed the downside of having government money (LIKE L.A. CITY PENSION MONEY) invested on Wall Street. MORE BELOW VIA TWEETS. Hopefully, this will shame some of you into at least secretly studying Deming's 14 points. Can't wait till one of you BLOW ME AWAY...cause many of you are MUCH BIGGER GENIUSES in the areas where this stuff comes in handy! PLEASE! SOMEONE TAKE MY CROWN. And remember, regarding the pension money...it is overly invested in overly-risky, non-investment grade "alternative investments" on Wall Street. (Which is basically a wink and a handshake from some of these people who plead guilty over all of this. AND, I remind you the CAO's office reminds ZD, "As goes Wall Street, goes the city's treasury." (ARE YOU WILLING TO RISK IT.) AND FINALLY, YES, the reason libraries are closed, and people are furloughed/laid off/not working and all the additional side effects of this budget crisis IS BEING DEALT WITH TODAY, NOT over structural pension problems down the line that haven't gotten here yet, BUT BECAUSE OF TWO WORDS, "investments" and "alternative" (not necessarily in that order). STAY SHALLOW, NUTTY & DIVERTED! ZD

  1. U.S. President Barack Obama joins Richard Riordan and Zuma Dogg in addressing risk of investing social security (pension) money on Wall St.
  2. Writing screenplay based on TRUE story about major city that goes bankrupt and shuts services over "alternative investments" pension $ loss.
  3. Until flow charts of city processes are created in order for managers and council to examine, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN EXCEPT SHOE-LACE TRIPPING!
  4. I'm sure if you asked @EricGarcetti about 14 Points, he would tell you all ABOUT Deming, but not explanation of 14 points. BIG difference.
  5. The first, most beneficial thing a blogger/NC member/activist could possibly do to present to city, is create flow charts of city processes!
  6. IF NEIGHBORHOOD COUNCIL/BLOGGERS/ACTIVISTS want to do something REALLY WORTHWHILE for city, create flow charts of city processes! SERIOUSLY!
  7. CAN YOU IMAGINE an EMS worker who never learned CPR? But YOU wanna blog and weigh-in on city operations w/out knowledge of 14 pts. LOL!
  8. I LIKE BEING THE SMARTEST, MOST BRILLIANT, GENIUS WHEN I WALK INTO THE ROOM: So PLEASE, do NOT study 14 pts of quality & efficiency.
  9. About the dumbest, biggest foot-in-mouth, DUMMY thing you can say is, "job creation" WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OF 14 POINTS. SHEER NUTTY INSANITY!
  10. If you talk of "doing more with less," "transparency & accountability & "reducing waste" w/out quoting 14pts, YOU ARE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!
  11. Which of Deming's 14 points will allow you to understand why, "a seat at the table" at city hall is MEANINGLESS until you do something 1st?
  12. QUALITY QUIZ: Which of Deming's 14 points will allow you to understand why replacing councilmembers with new ones won't work as first step.
  13. DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT SMART TO LOOK LIKE A GENIUS AMONGST L.A. ACTIVIST/NC BIGMOUTHS: ZD knows 14 points of TQM, you DON'T!
  14. Imagine, you were going into surgery and found out surgeon never studied medical processes? But you weigh in on city w/out 14 pts knowledge?
  15. To try and offer city solutions w/out knowledge of 14 pts is like guitarist trying to play Zeppelin solo w/out practicing scales. PAINFUL!
  16. To pontificate on city workings w/out knowledge of 14 pt is like taxi driver without knowledge of city streets or a map. Just drive around?
  17. SERIOUSLY, you CANNOT consider yourself an effective or knowledgeable city activist if you are not as big an expert on 14 pts as you can.
  18. I'm not saying you need to pass the bar to be mayor, but if you flunk it 4 times, probably a bad sign. Ironic may can't pass LAW exam. ;-)
  19. What if I told you your Nutty Neighborhood Council slush money was tied to pension money on Wall Street. Would you care, then? IT IS, DUMMY!
  20. "I’ve got to stop those who would gamble your Social Security on Wall Street." - Barack Obama 8/14/10 (Then you better stop L.A. Mayor!)
  21. RT @BarackObama: I’ll fight with everything I’ve got to stop those who would gamble your Social Security on Wall Street. (TOLD YOU DUMMIES!)
  22. I can't STAND when people tweet what song they are listening to. WHO CARES? That's why I made Zuma Music Radio, SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY LISTEN.
  23. Richard Riordan Talks PENSION MONEY ON WALL STREET as REASON CITY FACES BANKRUPTCY & LOSS OF SERVICES (PLEASE PAY AT... http://ow.ly/18zdxI
  24. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER?: These tweets only capture drip of past 10 yrs of ZD. Imagine if it were all actually true? What would you say?
  25. Speaking of bitches, I hear that no talent creep David Arquette lives in THE REAL ZUMA DOGG's area. If he sees me, hope he keeps walking.
  26. HE SHOULD GIVE BACK THE MONEY: The only thing that no-talent, douchebag creep Jamie Kennedy did to get paid, was B-Rad (based on ZD). BITCH!
  27. Early on, when I still wasn't sure, a Hollywood bigshot said, "You're a one-of-a-kind phenomenon the likes of which people have never seen."
  28. In radio, NYC couldn't find ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD and ZD ended up in 1515 Viacom building; then became TV phenom; then activist icon.
  29. Alright, Fuck You...and goodnight. And I can say, "Fuck You" to you, cause whoever you are reading this, doesn't affect ZD one way or other.
  30. Do you think I'm going to be doing better tomorrow morning when I wake up, or worse than today? (I know where my theoretical money is on.)
  31. FOR THE KIDS!: Court documents: IVY ACADEMIA charter school official misused $200,000 in public funds: (WHAT!?!? Nooo!). http://bit.ly/bMuqY
  32. Ex-Mayor Riordan: Los Angeles Nearing Bankruptcy Los Angeles is at risk of going bankrupt by 2014, says... http://bit.ly/959slc
  33. I still have and can show you original emails from ZD Show fans saying things like, "I was not at all prepared for brilliance of your show."
  34. The reason I am nostalgic on the past 10 yrs of Zuma Dogg Show is cause I'm of belief IT'S OVER and time came and went. Now what?