Zuma Dogg Speaks, for the first time, on Venice Beach 42.15, since L.A. City Council passed it, on December 13, 2010. He explains what he believes to be constitutional flaws. Also, a short into on L.A. City Budget cuts in 2012. THEN, into Venice Beach.
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Friday, December 16, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
GRAMMY ALERT: Six (6) Songs from L.A. Political Folk Legend, Zuma Dogg (For Your Consideration) EZ-STREAM PLAYER, HERE!
Zuma Dogg is on a Grammy-writing contender, roll...y'all...thanks to my MUSE and inspirations, Bill Rosendahl & L.A. City Hall.
So, all I say, now, is in a rhyme. Stuck writing lyrics, to pass the time. Cause when you've become, over five years, disabled...all you can do, is write bitter fables.
AWE, HELL NO, he di'int!:
Y'all didn't know ZD was also a superstar, hard rocker, too. But I wrote some political activism words, about L.A. City's ILLEGAL laws at Venice Beach Boardwalk, that needed some music, so, pulled out my best "Ace Frehley" and "Def Leppard" guitar effects! Custom written about the six year Venice Beach boardwalk battle. This one, goes out to Mayor Antonio!
http://ZumaDogg.com (See the YouTube 6-year video saga, this song is about.)
Y'all didn't know ZD was also a superstar, hard rocker, too. But I wrote some political activism words, about L.A. City's ILLEGAL laws at Venice Beach Boardwalk, that needed some music, so, pulled out my best "Ace Frehley" and "Def Leppard" guitar effects! Custom written about the six year Venice Beach boardwalk battle. This one, goes out to Mayor Antonio!
"Breakin' The Law on The Boardwalk"
Look around, you see it in the street.
You're gonna have to pay for the permit, please.
The city is on fire, but the mayor gets his desire.
You woke up every day, and drove so far away. Cause you knew about a place, where there's hope.
But the city isn't pretty, so it turned into a pity, when they took you for a ride, breaking laws, you knew were shitty.
You broke the law on the boardwalk, mayor. You scam didn't pan on the boardwalk.
Now, it's anything goes, on the boardwalk, man.
And, boy, I tried to tell ya.
So now, a judge can tell ya.
copyright 2011 - Zuma Dogg All Rights Reserved
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HERE'S ONE about dreams, hope and optimism being CRUSHED by a decision, one day, to violate the law and destroy lives. But "That Day," wasn't as catchy as, "That Night." So this one is about the "back room" decisions, leading up to, "open the roll, close the role, destroy lives with this vote."
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HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS when everything is ok, and you live in a house in Agoura Hills, then a certain, unnamed municipality, wakes up one day, and decides to pass a law, violating the 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, then makes sure YOU are Public Enemy #1, though all kinds of illegal things swirl all around you. It's called ILLEGALLY PREVENTING PEOPLE'S INCOME...and I use the term, "ILLEGAL," because that's what it was found to be, in a FEDERAL U.S. COURT. (Not some rinky-dink, corrupt city council chamber.) So, here's what happens, when they do that. It's called, "Downtown Streets." (Where's Springsteen, y'all?) David Allen Grier, once said: (Homelessness)...wrote a song about it...wanna hear it...here it comes:
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Here's on about what L.A. City Council did, and how it lead to L.A. Times reporting of a wide FBI probe of L.A. CIty Hall, as we speak. (SYNTHESIZER MUSIC TRACK, too.)
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NEW POLITICAL ANTHEM: What the world needs, right now, is a good political anthem, for the new economic and digital times. So I wrote one. It's the FIRST political anthem to be written via twitter tweets. Like a modern day, Robert Plant...I copy and pasted all the lyrics, in their original (less than 140 character) tweets, and pasted them into this post for a U.S. folk classic, in the spirit of Bruce Springsteen's "Badlands." (But sung like a cast member of "Glee." Like the song says, "give the people what they want.")
"Universe": Perfect for Broadway, Vegas or Barry Manilow.
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"PERMANENTLY DISABLED": One of the worlds' most recognized, and therefore, resonating songwriters in human history is Roger Waters, of Pink Floyd. He made a career out of writing songs about his mental illness and singing the songs in a sparse, a'cappella style, at times (A la: "Final Cut"). But he ain't writin' any new songs. So maybe I can pick up where he left off. I'M READY! Cause everything I write sounds like a frickin' Roger Waters lyric, anyway.
On American Top 40, here's a song about L.A. City's ILLEGAL laws at Venice Beach, which illegally deprived people of their U.S. rights and income. And the impact it has on individuals, at large. Here's one guy's interpretation. Local L.A. Legicon, Zuma Dogg, and his song, some people are saying, is the best song since, "Comfortably Numb," and maybe even a little better. Here's, "Permanently Disabled." On American Top 40, I'm Casey Kasem.
A DARK PRELUDE (listen to the others, if this is too stark), but -- IMMEDIATE GLOBAL FAN REACTION: RT @ShaniceR69: Love your new Permanently Disabled song Zuma. Brings back memories from my college days. At least the ones I remember.
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These are six of ten songs.
HERE'S A BONUS SONG, that is the "Prelude Anthem," because it's a gospel song, written in 1978, that inspired and is themed with the rest of these songs, so give it a listen (It's "Badlands," ZD acapella style...sorry, Bruce! But it's FUN and again, main thing is the message. Which must have been a good one, if it inspired/launched ZD's gadfly [non] career.)
ZumaDogg.com: Official site for the video saga, documenting the dues, that paid these blues.
All songs copyright 2011 - Zuma Dogg All Rights Reserved [Except, "A Venice Westside Story (Prelude)"]
Saturday, July 30, 2011
VIDEO: Zuma Dogg's Day With Red Hot Chili Peppers at Venice Beach for their roof top video shoot!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Zuma Dogg with Red Hot Chili Peppers, coming off tour bus and walking to video shoot down Speedway Blvd in Venice, CA - 7/30/11. (VIDEO & PICTURES)
L.A. Legendary-Icon (Legicon), Zuma Dogg welcomes you to the Boardwalk, for today's Red Hot Chili Peppers video shoot.

ALL part of the historic, "You're Welcome, America" tour, in celebration of Matt Dowd & Zuma Dogg's victory in FEDERAL court versus City of Los Angeles (Carmen "The Clown" Trutanich's L.A. Shitty Attorney Office), overturning their ILLEGAL, UNCONSTITUTIONAL violation of the very principals this country was founded upon, as they told people like Zuma Dogg, Matt Dowd and Red Hot Chili Peppers that they couldn't set up their amplifiers and play LIVE on Venice Beach boardwalk, anymore. Zuma Dogg said, "Tell that to Ray Manzarek and Jim Morrison, fool! But don't tell that to Matt Dowd & Zuma Dogg, cause we sued your "clown-ass," and the illegal ban has been overturned. SO CHILI PEPPERS & DOWD/DOGG IT IS!
THE CROWD GATHERS to watch Matt Dowd & Zuma Dogg warm up the crowd, on the boardwalk with the stunning rendition of "Stairway to Heaven," from our tribute band, "Better Than Zeppelin."

While you're waiting for the Chili Peppers, help L.A. tourism and the local economy by having something nice to eat.

Maybe something nice for yourself. (Everything handmade on the boardwalk. At least it's all SUPPOSED to be!)
TIME FOR SHOWBIZNESS, as Zuma Dogg permeates the Peppers' perimeter.

The good thing about being "Legicon" (Legendary-Icon) in L.A., is when LAPD shows up to clear away the crowd, gathered in front of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' tour bus, today in Venice, for their rooftop, Muscle Beach video shoot -- one of the crew members in charge, knew ZD and was a fan, so he told me to be quiet (cause the band was complaining about all the NOISE I was creating, while filming the segments)...and told LAPD, the BIG ZD could STAY, and please make sure no one encroaches the Legicon! (Thanks, guys!)

Must have bought the tour bus off of Mick Fleetwood. It's a FLEETWOOD! Should've bought a HALEN, from Eddie & Alex.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Zuma Dogg does LAPD "Perp Walk" with the Peppers as we walk down Speedway to the stage...I mean, rooftop. (NO, ZD didn't get to go on the roof. Just up to the cheers of the crowd as ZD & RHCP entered the scene.)
Best seats in the house!

Here's a good pic of crowd and view of band on roof, from the boardwalk side. [via @Venice311 - Lots of good tweeted pics on today's event!)]

You can see Chad's drums on the roof, like Ringo's and Larry's. (Poor Larry, no one knows who I mean.)

And here are "You're Welcome, America" co-headliners, Matt Dowd & Zuma Dogg performing "Comfortably Numb" from our band, "Better Than Zeppelin," LIVE in L.A.!
ZUMA DOGG PRESENTS TO BRAZIL & REST OF ZumaFANS ACROSS THE WORLD:
http://ZumaDogg.com - Most legendary YouTube body of work in human history. (Comedy, music, politics.)
WECLOME TO VENICE, CA - 90291!
L.A. Legendary-Icon (Legicon), Zuma Dogg welcomes you to the Boardwalk, for today's Red Hot Chili Peppers video shoot.
ALL part of the historic, "You're Welcome, America" tour, in celebration of Matt Dowd & Zuma Dogg's victory in FEDERAL court versus City of Los Angeles (Carmen "The Clown" Trutanich's L.A. Shitty Attorney Office), overturning their ILLEGAL, UNCONSTITUTIONAL violation of the very principals this country was founded upon, as they told people like Zuma Dogg, Matt Dowd and Red Hot Chili Peppers that they couldn't set up their amplifiers and play LIVE on Venice Beach boardwalk, anymore. Zuma Dogg said, "Tell that to Ray Manzarek and Jim Morrison, fool! But don't tell that to Matt Dowd & Zuma Dogg, cause we sued your "clown-ass," and the illegal ban has been overturned. SO CHILI PEPPERS & DOWD/DOGG IT IS!
THE CROWD GATHERS to watch Matt Dowd & Zuma Dogg warm up the crowd, on the boardwalk with the stunning rendition of "Stairway to Heaven," from our tribute band, "Better Than Zeppelin."
While you're waiting for the Chili Peppers, help L.A. tourism and the local economy by having something nice to eat.

Maybe something nice for yourself. (Everything handmade on the boardwalk. At least it's all SUPPOSED to be!)
TIME FOR SHOWBIZNESS, as Zuma Dogg permeates the Peppers' perimeter.

The good thing about being "Legicon" (Legendary-Icon) in L.A., is when LAPD shows up to clear away the crowd, gathered in front of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' tour bus, today in Venice, for their rooftop, Muscle Beach video shoot -- one of the crew members in charge, knew ZD and was a fan, so he told me to be quiet (cause the band was complaining about all the NOISE I was creating, while filming the segments)...and told LAPD, the BIG ZD could STAY, and please make sure no one encroaches the Legicon! (Thanks, guys!)

Must have bought the tour bus off of Mick Fleetwood. It's a FLEETWOOD! Should've bought a HALEN, from Eddie & Alex.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Zuma Dogg does LAPD "Perp Walk" with the Peppers as we walk down Speedway to the stage...I mean, rooftop. (NO, ZD didn't get to go on the roof. Just up to the cheers of the crowd as ZD & RHCP entered the scene.)
Best seats in the house!

Here's a good pic of crowd and view of band on roof, from the boardwalk side. [via @Venice311 - Lots of good tweeted pics on today's event!)]

You can see Chad's drums on the roof, like Ringo's and Larry's. (Poor Larry, no one knows who I mean.)

And here are "You're Welcome, America" co-headliners, Matt Dowd & Zuma Dogg performing "Comfortably Numb" from our band, "Better Than Zeppelin," LIVE in L.A.!
ZUMA DOGG PRESENTS TO BRAZIL & REST OF ZumaFANS ACROSS THE WORLD:
- WORLD EXCLUSIVE: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - CLOSE UP PICS, coming off tour bus to Venice video shoot (7/30/11) #1 http://t.co/AWeJnXF 2 minutes ago
- WORLD EXCLUSIVE: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - CLOSE UP PICS, coming off tour bus to Venice video shoot (7/30/11) #2 http://t.co/SIYyEjn 3 minutes ago
- WORLD EXCLUSIVE: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - CLOSE UP PICS, coming off tour bus to Venice video shoot (7/30/11) #3 http://t.co/z9sytH6 3 minutes ago
- WORLD EXCLUSIVE: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - CLOSE UP PICS, coming off tour bus to Venice video shoot (7/30/11) #4 http://t.co/5lk4vvs 4 minutes ago
- WORLD EXCLUSIVE: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - CLOSE UP PICS, coming off tour bus to Venice video shoot (7/30/11) #5 http://t.co/WKkpQUB 4 minutes ago
http://ZumaDogg.com - Most legendary YouTube body of work in human history. (Comedy, music, politics.)
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Sunday, July 24, 2011
SUNDAY NIGHT UPDATE from ZUMA DOGG - 11 PM - L.A. City News Tweet Updates
[PICTURED: A finer point of Venice boardwalk. Someone took a plain, wood, construction wall, in front of their reconstruction project and turned it into a cool "Art Wall." ZD steps into the art. More pics in the tweet column. See "twitpics."]What a week! Don't wanna get into a re-cap, now...you can read all about it in the tweets and blog posts from this past weekend and past week.
Late Sunday Night is actually one of the (if not the most) read times for L.A. City News blog, for some reason. So I know people are out there, so I wanted to post a reminder, I tweet round the clock, like an insane, madman (wait, not "like" an insane, madman...I AM an insane, madman...now I know why they use that term.)
SO THE POINT IS...a lot of tweets to read through, that appear on the right hand side of this blog, as they are tweeted.
AND, if you haven't heard the audio from Saturday Night's Zuma Dogg Rant on Trutanich and new Venice Beach boardwalk, ordinance, here's one more re-post and the link to story that triggered the rant, from Saturday's stroll down the boardwalk, on the heels of record Zuma Dogg physical depletion from lack of nutrition. (Always a lethal tweet-blogging combination. And you LOVE it. I DON'T...I just can't help it.)
L.A. RADIO LIVE (AUDIO): Zuma Dogg BLASTS Trutanich & New Veince Beach Ordinance (They Better Remove ILLEGAL FOOD VENDING, before you enforce 42.15.)
PUBLIC NOTICE to LAPD, Bill Rosendahl's Office & City Attorney Trutanich Regarding Venice Beach Boardwalk (Ordinance 42.15)
REMINDER: Zuma Dogg LOVES Bill Rosendahl, and he is LITERALLY my favorite person in the world! But city politics are city politics. Poor Bill, a mere hostage, himself, to stubborn, vindictive, hostile, sluggishly-ineffective due to mis-managed L.A. City Attorney Office under Carmen Chumptanich. DAMN, I bet Bill can't wait till this whole ZD ordeal is over. So anyway, I LOVE Bill, the MOST...but can't let that get in the way. I'm kinda fighting for my life, waiting for the city to finally resolve the ZD/Venice Beach/Code of Conduct issue. I FEEL LIKE THE 21 YEAR OLD AT THE HIGH SCHOOL DANCE, AT THIS POINT! I SHOULD BE HANGING OUT IN BARS, BY NOW!So a re-post, it is!
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Saturday, July 23, 2011
PUBLIC NOTICE to LAPD, Bill Rosendahl's Office & City Attorney Trutanich Regarding Venice Beach Boardwalk (Ordinance 42.15)
This month, and in August the City of Los Angeles will be holding public meetings regarding new Venice Beach Boardwalk rules, (Ordinance 42.15), since Zuma Dogg, et al had their OLD RULES overturned in FEDERAL COURT, because they were a violation of the U.S. Constitution and your 1st Amendment Rights, and ZD don't play that.
So now, they've spent the past year, trying to come up with new rules (that I will immediately sue in Federal Court, the second they are approved by City Council.)
ZUMA DOGG RANTS ON THIS ISSUE w/MICHAEL HIGBY (MAYOR SAM FOUNDER) & Frank Sheftel ON L.A. SATURDAY NIGHT RADIO
IN THE MEANTIME: You had to crack down on Zuma Dogg and prevent me from LEGAL, CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED, FEDERAL ACTIVITY, that resulted in my homelessness, hunger -- and now, almost daily thoughts of wishing I were dead. I am now diagnosed as disabled, as well, and DO have trouble sustaining and taking care of myself. ALL BECAUSE THE CITY HAD TO PREVENT ME FROM EARNING A LIVING...AND THEY WERE WRONG...IT WAS AN ILLEGAL VIOLATION, FOR FIVE YEARS! AND NEW RULES HAVE BEEN CRAFTED:
SO I WOULD SUGGEST, YOU CLEAR AWAY THE PEOPLE ILLEGALLY SELLING FOOD ALL UP AND DOWN THE CENTER OF THE BOARDWALK!
7/23/11 - 3 PM (As in TODAY!)

7/23/11 3PM (They're all over, raking in cash. ZD wasn't allowed to sell LEGAL things.)

I WOULD SUGGEST YOU MAKE SURE ZUMA DOGG DOESN'T KEEP SEEING COMMERCIAL SIGNAGE -- IN THE FUCKING STREETS...BLOCKING FUCKING STOP SIGNS...MAKING CARS HAVE TO DODGE ALL THE ILLEGAL, COMMERCIAL CRAP, YOU FUCKING LAPD COPS WALK, BIKE AND DRIVE PAST, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, WHILE YOU'VE BEEN IN SUCH A GOSH DAMN HURRY TO PREVENT ME FROM EATING!
I THINK YOU WILL BE EXPLAINING ALL THE PICTURES I TOOK TODAY, OFF ALL THE PEOPLE -- ALL OVER THE BOARDWALK SELLING FOOD!
AND ALL THE ILLEGAL COMMERCIAL SIGNAGE, ALL OVER THE FUCKING STREET AND SIDEWALK! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RIDE MY FUCKING BIKE, BILL ROSENDAHL, CARMEN TRUTANICH AND LAPD?!?!?!? I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY RIDE INTO TRAFFIC, TO GO AROUND THE SIGNS AND TRUCKS YOU ALLOW TO DOUBLE PARK ON STREETS.
ZD's display in legal boardwalk space was LAPD's TOP ISSUE FOR YEARS. PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW/WHY COPS WALK/BIKE/DRIVE PAST THIS, EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! (And letting him put it on sidewalk is NOT the answer. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT JUST MOVED ONTO THE SIDEWALK!)

AND CARS HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND THEM, AND ALMOST HIT ZD AND OTHER BIKERS!
SO BEFORE YOU MOVE AHEAD WITH RULES FOR THE PERFORMERS AT VENICE, REGARDING ANY GOSH DAMN THING -- GET RID OF THE ILLEGAL FOOD VENDING (AND THE KNIVES THEY USE) -- AND SIGNAGE AND BULLSHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE! (My shirts and DVDs were NOT the fucking problem, ASSHOLES! YOU ARE GONNA PAY BIG ON MY SETTLEMENT, OR I WILL BE IN YOUR WAY, FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERR!)
AND REMEMBER...WHATEVER YOU SEE ZUMA DOGG DOING, THAT HE IS NOW DECIDING HE NEEDS TO DO, "TO MAKE A LIVING," -- REMEMBER, IT'S MY "BEEZ-NEES" AND YOU BETTER KEEP WALKING...AND NOT EVEN THINK OF SLOWING DOWN TO LOOK. IT'S ZUMA DOGG...AND HE'S DOING WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS OUT THERE, WHEN IT COMES TO EARNING A LIVING...AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, BETTER HAVE THE COP WITH BRASS KNUCKLE GLOVES! REAL TALK! KEEP WALKING! I DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT NOW! RIGHT, BILL ROSENDAHL!
NEXT STORY: Need to scrutinize some of these LINDA LUCHS allies/cronies who run these little Venice Neighborhood Council meetings for her and the mayor. WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT SOME OF THESE PEOPLE! HEY BILL, I'M HUNGRY FROM NOT EATING. YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DO MY THING, BUT YOU LET THE ILLEGALS DO EVERYTHING!?!? I NEED TO EAT...THIS IS REALLY MAKING ME CRANKY. I'M BROKE CAUSE YOU CRACKED DOWN ON ZD -- AND ARE HOLDING UP MY SETTLEMENT, AND I HAVE TO WALK PAST A ROW OF ILLEGAL FOOD VENDING CARTS, WITH AN ORCHESTRATED NETWORK OF PEOPLE, INCLUDING "LOOK-OUT PEOPLE?" AND YOU DON'T DO A THING! HAVE ANTONIO GET OVER HERE AND BUY ME DINNER!
AND AGAIN: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU ENFORCING ANY FUCKING MUSICIAN OR PERFORMER FOR SOUND, TILL YOU GET RID OF THE KNIVES! YOU FEEL ME, DOUGH!
So now, they've spent the past year, trying to come up with new rules (that I will immediately sue in Federal Court, the second they are approved by City Council.)
ZUMA DOGG RANTS ON THIS ISSUE w/MICHAEL HIGBY (MAYOR SAM FOUNDER) & Frank Sheftel ON L.A. SATURDAY NIGHT RADIO
IN THE MEANTIME: You had to crack down on Zuma Dogg and prevent me from LEGAL, CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED, FEDERAL ACTIVITY, that resulted in my homelessness, hunger -- and now, almost daily thoughts of wishing I were dead. I am now diagnosed as disabled, as well, and DO have trouble sustaining and taking care of myself. ALL BECAUSE THE CITY HAD TO PREVENT ME FROM EARNING A LIVING...AND THEY WERE WRONG...IT WAS AN ILLEGAL VIOLATION, FOR FIVE YEARS! AND NEW RULES HAVE BEEN CRAFTED:
SO I WOULD SUGGEST, YOU CLEAR AWAY THE PEOPLE ILLEGALLY SELLING FOOD ALL UP AND DOWN THE CENTER OF THE BOARDWALK!
7/23/11 - 3 PM (As in TODAY!)
7/23/11 3PM (They're all over, raking in cash. ZD wasn't allowed to sell LEGAL things.)
I WOULD SUGGEST YOU MAKE SURE ZUMA DOGG DOESN'T KEEP SEEING COMMERCIAL SIGNAGE -- IN THE FUCKING STREETS...BLOCKING FUCKING STOP SIGNS...MAKING CARS HAVE TO DODGE ALL THE ILLEGAL, COMMERCIAL CRAP, YOU FUCKING LAPD COPS WALK, BIKE AND DRIVE PAST, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, WHILE YOU'VE BEEN IN SUCH A GOSH DAMN HURRY TO PREVENT ME FROM EATING!
I THINK YOU WILL BE EXPLAINING ALL THE PICTURES I TOOK TODAY, OFF ALL THE PEOPLE -- ALL OVER THE BOARDWALK SELLING FOOD!
AND ALL THE ILLEGAL COMMERCIAL SIGNAGE, ALL OVER THE FUCKING STREET AND SIDEWALK! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RIDE MY FUCKING BIKE, BILL ROSENDAHL, CARMEN TRUTANICH AND LAPD?!?!?!? I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY RIDE INTO TRAFFIC, TO GO AROUND THE SIGNS AND TRUCKS YOU ALLOW TO DOUBLE PARK ON STREETS.
ZD's display in legal boardwalk space was LAPD's TOP ISSUE FOR YEARS. PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW/WHY COPS WALK/BIKE/DRIVE PAST THIS, EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! (And letting him put it on sidewalk is NOT the answer. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT JUST MOVED ONTO THE SIDEWALK!)
AND CARS HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND THEM, AND ALMOST HIT ZD AND OTHER BIKERS!
SO BEFORE YOU MOVE AHEAD WITH RULES FOR THE PERFORMERS AT VENICE, REGARDING ANY GOSH DAMN THING -- GET RID OF THE ILLEGAL FOOD VENDING (AND THE KNIVES THEY USE) -- AND SIGNAGE AND BULLSHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE! (My shirts and DVDs were NOT the fucking problem, ASSHOLES! YOU ARE GONNA PAY BIG ON MY SETTLEMENT, OR I WILL BE IN YOUR WAY, FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERR!)
AND REMEMBER...WHATEVER YOU SEE ZUMA DOGG DOING, THAT HE IS NOW DECIDING HE NEEDS TO DO, "TO MAKE A LIVING," -- REMEMBER, IT'S MY "BEEZ-NEES" AND YOU BETTER KEEP WALKING...AND NOT EVEN THINK OF SLOWING DOWN TO LOOK. IT'S ZUMA DOGG...AND HE'S DOING WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS OUT THERE, WHEN IT COMES TO EARNING A LIVING...AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, BETTER HAVE THE COP WITH BRASS KNUCKLE GLOVES! REAL TALK! KEEP WALKING! I DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT NOW! RIGHT, BILL ROSENDAHL!
NEXT STORY: Need to scrutinize some of these LINDA LUCHS allies/cronies who run these little Venice Neighborhood Council meetings for her and the mayor. WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT SOME OF THESE PEOPLE! HEY BILL, I'M HUNGRY FROM NOT EATING. YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DO MY THING, BUT YOU LET THE ILLEGALS DO EVERYTHING!?!? I NEED TO EAT...THIS IS REALLY MAKING ME CRANKY. I'M BROKE CAUSE YOU CRACKED DOWN ON ZD -- AND ARE HOLDING UP MY SETTLEMENT, AND I HAVE TO WALK PAST A ROW OF ILLEGAL FOOD VENDING CARTS, WITH AN ORCHESTRATED NETWORK OF PEOPLE, INCLUDING "LOOK-OUT PEOPLE?" AND YOU DON'T DO A THING! HAVE ANTONIO GET OVER HERE AND BUY ME DINNER!
AND AGAIN: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU ENFORCING ANY FUCKING MUSICIAN OR PERFORMER FOR SOUND, TILL YOU GET RID OF THE KNIVES! YOU FEEL ME, DOUGH!
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