Saturday, December 31, 2011

ZumaDogg.com - New Year's Eve Newspaper Edition - Los Angeles Mayor Villaraigosa LOSES CONTROL of L.A.: Arsonists Setting Fires AT WILL...CITY POWERLESS! OBAMA & GOV BROWN - SEND HELP (HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT!)

12/31/11 - 9:00PM: SIX (6) FIRES SET, TONIGHT, SO FAR by #OccupyLAArson...and it's early. OBAMA/BROWN...do you HAVE a SPECIFIC number of cars in mind that have to be set on fire, before you help us. We are at a SEVERE disadvantange: HAVE YOU HEARD OUR MAYOR SPEAK OR SEEN HIM IN (LACK OF) ACTION?

BARACK OBAMA & JERRY BROWN: You know the City of Los Angeles has a mob-puppet mascot as mayor, who can't stutter out a leadership command to keep the city from burning down. HE CANNOT HANDLE THIS!!! THE PEOPLE OF LOS ANGELES ARE TERRIFIED ON NEW YEARS EVE, BECAUSE VILLARAIGOSA HAS FINALLY DONE IT...HE DROVE THE CITY INTO THE GROUND AND CREATED AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE THE CITY CANNOT DEFEND ITSELF AGAINST A TERROR ATTACK...THAT IS HAPPENING, RIGHT NOW!!! SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD...DECLARE HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT! AND GET THE FBI INVOLVED, YOU DUMB FUCKING MORONS!!! HEY OBAMA: I KNOW YOU ARE HAVING DINNER WITH YOUR CONTEST WINNERS. TAKE THE NAPKIN OFF YOUR LAP...GET UP...PICK UP THE PHONE...AND HELP PUT OUT THE FIRE!!!! JERRY BROWN: YOU KNOW WE GOT A MICKEY MOUSE MOB-MASCOT MAYOR: DO SOMETHING! WE KNOW HE CAN'T! He's just happy this is gonna cause a lot of overtime and jobs for his union workers...and scare you into no budget cuts for L.A.:

GET SOME HELP OVER HERE, YOU DUMB FUCK! DON'T PRETEND WE DON'T HAVE A MORON MICKEY MOUSE MOB-PUPPET FOR A MAYOR! GET A LEADER INTO CITY LIMITS!

READ FULL ONLINE NEWSPAPER EDITION FOR 1/1/2012 - HERE!

NOW STREAMING: Zuma Dogg's New Year's Eve Music Stream & Shared Playlists [http://iRadioLIVE.com]

[8PM NOTE: Wi-fi keeps getting knocked off. Instead of LIVE stream, pick a shared playlist from below.]

Welcome to Zuma Dogg's iRadioLIVE - New Year's Eve Music  Shared Playlists. Hit the play arrow on embedded player on top right column of this blog -- for LIVE stream of mostly 70s/80s & 90s (Pop/Dance/Funk/Rock/Alternative/New Wave) for a FUN, mainstream, mass-appeal music mix. (ZD's version of Jack-FM for NEW YEAR'S EVE.) ALSO: More CUSTOM music mixed on the "Shared Playlist" link. 


DJ ZUMA DOGG - New Years Eve Music Playlists (SHARED/PUBLIC):

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Zuma Dogg spent many a New Years Eve, programming the music America listened to on Top-40 radio, as music director (music selector) for TOP Top-40s, across U.S. Luckily, now I can avoid the "dumber than city councilmember" corporate types, who would always have to throw some tomatoes into the mix. HERE ARE A FEW PLAYLISTS WITHOUT THE CLEAR CHANNEL MORONS SCREWING UP MY GOOD WORK: Will add new playlists throughout the day. Hopefully, you'll LOVE at least one of them. If you think they sound good...it's the only thing I've ever been PAID to do. And I went from Toledo, Ohio to NYC Times Square. ZD=RATINGS MAGNET! Hope you enjoy as the ratings proved the rest of America did! - ZD

Zuma Dogg's Playlists (5)

EMERGENCY ALERT: BARACK OBAMA & CA GOV JERRY BROWN - City of Los Angeles Under HOMELAND TERROR ARSON ATTACK!!! VILLARAIOGSA CREATED UNSAFE CITY...CITY HELD HOSTAGE ON NYE! SEND FBI/ADDITIONAL GOVT AGENCIES TO HELP....NOW!!! #2 LARGEST U.S. CITY IS ON FIRE!!!

U.S. SECOND LARGEST CITY UNDER ARSON ATTACK (HOMELAND TERRORISM ALERT): Day 3 brought 11 cars on fire, overnight. More fires breaking out, as this is posted. See embedded twitter feed on right hand of this blog for streaming updates, based on LAPD/LAFD police scanner talk. WE HAVE NO LEADERSHIP IN LOS ANGELES! SEND HELP NOW!!! L.A. City Hall created upscale density, while they drove city to edge of bankruptcy via fraud, waste & abuse (corruption) -- has to CUT services (including police and fire) -- allows OCCUPYLA to fester -- and NOW -- we are in the OCCUPY-MINDSET era...it's guerrilla warfare cousin: Meet #OccupyArson. SEND FED HELP NOW! VILLARAIGOSA & TRUTANICH HAVE ALREADY DEMONSTRATED TO THE WORLD -- AND TERRORISTS HOW THEY HANDLE THINGS IN L.A. DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS GO INTO NIGHT 4? NIGHT 5? WHEN DOES IT END! HOW ABOUT...NOW!
  • @BarackObama: I know u r planning for dinner w your contest winners: L.A. CITY UNDER ARSON ATTACK. We HAVE no leader. SEND FEDS, NOW! 9-1-1 about a minute ago
  • @JerryBrownGov It's TIME, bro! You KNOW @Villaraigosa is useless mascot-moron. Not a MAN who can pull trigger. GET FBI/GOVT TO L.A., NOW! 2 minutes ago
  • VILLARAIGOSA/TRUTANICH: Showed #OccupyArson=City Hall is WEAK=DOESN'T TAKE A STAND=ALLOWS. Like parents who let kids get away w "murder." 6 minutes ago
  • ARSON SPREE: By-product of L.A. City having BAD PARENTS who do not know how to discipline kids or run household. Kids become troublemakers. 8 minutes ago
  • ARSON: Safe to say, L.A., did INDEED, create perfect storm of SMART-GROWTH based density, amidst scarce resources & NO ENFORCEMENT (Occupy)? 9 minutes ago
  • @Villaraigosa: You made entire city, country & WORLD think LAPD are clowns who stand by and don't do anything. NOW, "OccupyArson" prevails. 23 minutes ago
  • I'd expect to see FBI/other Govt agencies become involved in LA Arson watch. DOMESTIC TERRORISM CLASSIFICATION=COMING. NOW="OccupyMind-Era!" 33 minutes ago
  • L.A. Mayoral Candidate Zuma Dogg says, "if arson suspect investigation/reports/etc runs into holiday double-time $, should DO double-time!" about 6 hours ago
  • ZD reminds arsonists/criminals requiring concentrated force of city resources (LAFD/LAPD): Do not do crimes on holi-days. Costs Double-time$ about 6 hours ago

LACityNews.com: Los Angeles City News MEGA-POST [12/31/11 -- Weekend/Year-End Edition] by Zuma Dogg (WINNER vs L.A. City Council in Best Twitter Beefs of 2011 - LA Weekly)

Hey Eric Garcetti & L.A. City Council: I told you guys, you were "L"OSERS, when it's between Zuma Dogg and YOU! Even LA Weekly thinks so. See the story, below..."L"OSERS! And, Oh yeah...they didn't leave YOU out, Carmen "THE CLIZOWN" Trutanich. I MOPPED THE CITY STREETS WITH YOU, ALL YEAR...just to pass time...and I got 24/7, 365 in 2012, BEA-ATCH! [HAPPY DOUCHE YEAR, MR. BRILLIANT LEGAL (CLOWN) STRATEGIST. You got CLOWNED by a clown! But I try to be one!]

DJ ZUMA DOGG - New Years Eve Music Playlists (SHARED/PUBLIC) http://ZumaDogg.com

NOW! Zuma Dogg's New Year's Eve Music Stream - NOW STREAMING [See Embedded Player on right hand side of this blog.] ALSO: Can pick a more custom playlist, here. DJ ZUMA DOGG - New Years Eve Music Playlists (SHARED/PUBLIC):

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Zuma Dogg spent many a New Years Eve, programming the music America listened to on Top-40 radio, as music director (music selector) for TOP Top-40s, across U.S. Luckily, now I can avoid the "dumber than city councilmember" corporate types, who would always have to throw some tomatoes into the mix. HERE ARE A FEW PLAYLISTS WITHOUT THE CLEAR CHANNEL MORONS SCREWING UP MY GOOD WORK: Will add new playlists throughout the day. Hopefully, you'll LOVE at least one of them. If you think they sound good...it's the only thing I've ever been PAID to do. And I went from Toledo, Ohio to NYC Times Square. ZD=RATINGS MAGNET! Hope you enjoy as the ratings proved the rest of America did! - ZD

Zuma Dogg's Playlists (5)

Friday, December 30, 2011

Zuma Dogg Declared, "Winner: Duh" in Best of L.A. Tweet Beefs of 2011 [vs Carmen "The Clown" Trutanich & Herb "Most FBI Busts In A District" Wesson] 2012=BIGGER BADDER BEEFS!!!

 Best L.A. Twitter Beefs of 2011 (and Who Won)
Categories: 2011 Wrap-up


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Zuma Dogg pays Occupy a visit.
3. Zuma Dogg versus the world. And by the world, we mean all politicians and Occupy L.A. protesters foolish enough to block his path to municipal justice. OG citywatcher @ZumaDogg railed on everyone from councilmembers, corrupt public departments and out-of-line L.A. citizens this year. The world may not have responded, or even acknowledged Zuma Dogg's existence, but we know a good number of his Twitter victims were secretly shaking in their boots. Below, a sampling of the prolific daily fare.
Zuma Dogg: "Hi! I'm Herb Wesson Housing Chair over LAHD/REAP. FBI now investigating dept. All 3 FBI bribe busts were out of my district. Make me Prez!"
Zuma Dogg: "'Season's Greetings' Holiday Card from Los Angeles City Ethics Commission (Zuma Dogg Got One. Did Eric Garcetti?")
Zuma Dogg: "ZD Prevented From Free Speech by #OccupyLA CULT MOB. (Free Speech Group, Prevents Free Speech of OTHERS!)"
Zuma Dogg: "CLOWN CITY ATTORNEY WANTS TO SUE OCCUPYLA FOR DAMAGES, AFTER CLOWN ALLOWED & ENABLED/TOOK NO ACTION. SHUT YOUR LOSER-TRAP, CARMEN THE CLOWN!"
World: *Crickets.*
We can easily say that the day ZD ceases to spiel his one-sided beef is the day we lose our sense of purpose and delete our Twitter accounts in a state of soul crisis. Winner: Duh.

See at LAWeekly.com.

L.A. City News (12/30/11) - Tweets by @ZumaDogg [Followed by @BarackObama, @NewtGingrich2012, @MicheleBachmann & @BeastieBoys [See what THEY see, HERE!]

@ZumaDogg Tweets:
JUST ADDED: Follow @LACityCouncil, @NewsMediaTweets, @USAElections12, @LAMarijuanaNews, @WallStWatch, @LosAngelesTweet -- AND, LATimes/LAWeekly/LACityNews/LADailyNews and The 311s (Venice/Koreatown/Hollywood) at LACityNews.com (Aka: USAElections2012.com)  EMBEDDED TWITTER COLUMNS STREAM UPDATES OF ALL ABOVE, IN REAL TIME! [MEGA-NEWS, for L.A. City's MEGA-CORRUPTION and MEGA-DENSITY!]

NEW: ZumaDogg.com - Newspaper Edition [First Edition of Zuma Dogg's Newspaper. See What L.A. Times Would Look Like If HE Were Publisher, on Mainstream Tip!]

Click link and just go straight to the full page format. WELL, online newspaper generator (paper.li) is PRETTY cool, but it doesn't capture it all, as I'd like. Take the stories I tweet -- FOR PURPOSE OF ADDING COMMENTARY TO, and posts the news story, without the original tweet. OVERALL, though, what it turns out to be, is the raw news articles, ZD uses as "show prep/blog prep" for upcoming posts and rants. Worth a read, to capture a "mainstream" news view. So, a nice, added feature, no less.

NEW! Zuma Dogg - L.A. City News (Online NEWSPAPER!) Check out this new look and new way to experience L.A. City News!

Zuma Dogg - 12/29/30 
[PICTURED: "It Takes Two, To Make A Thing Go Right...It Takes Two, To Make It Outta Site!" L: Boiler Room Blogger-Dogg R: L.A.'s Mayoral Candidate Front Man.]

NOTE: Don't even bother scrolling this embedded widget. Click the link and go right to the full sized newspaper, for a total view. I DON'T HAVE TO CREATE BLOG POSTS, AS MUCH NOW! Will post in this form.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Zuma Dogg Politcal Tweets for 12/29/11: On Leadership & Barack Obama [Two Separate Topics=ONE Post!]

@ZumaDogg Tweets:
  • WHO wrote THIS!?!? RT @BarackObama: Have you entered our contest yet? You should give it a shot:  [ZD says, Instead of saying, 'You should give it a shot,' when talking about dinner w @BarackObama, perhaps, 'enter for chance to win,' is better?] about a minute ago
  • RT @SylviaARobles: Los Angeles County city is abusing public assets and funds, says State. http://t.co/MBuStAlt [ZD says, plural="cities?"] about an hour ago
  • @BarackObama Look up "Dr. Deming." He approved this, "Interpreting 14 Pts" http://t.co/T8Nnt7bm Please read excerpts as leadership-talk. about an hour ago
  • @BarackObama U R trying to keep buggy whip industry in biz=short term jobs on wasted projects, when REST OF WORLD is making carburetors. DOH about an hour ago
  • LEADERSHIP: Problem w tests & schools. Schools get $=based on test results. Causes school to do ANYTHING to keep scores up. (See kids arrested for B.S.) about an hour ago
  • LEADERSHIP: #1 Producer of U.S. Waste=Present Style of U.S. Management. #1 Reason For Low Scholastic Achievement=Grading of pupils. -Deming about an hour ago
  • LEADERSHIP: What is GOAL of education system. To train/educate to created REAL skilled workers; or to pass test for grade? BIG DIFFERENCE! about an hour ago
  • LEADERSHIP: Schools will be broke for decades to come. Focus on taking drop outs=train for vocation jobs that can't be exported EX: Mechanic about an hour ago
  • MARKETING OF EDUCATION: Kids don't care/drop out=they see no reason. Market "school," as, "This is your job training. Don't be left out." about an hour ago
  • Govt needs to do 2 things: 1) Retrain unemployed for NEW ERA global tech jobs. 2) ALLOW innovators like Google/Apple/Facebook to flourish. about 2 hours ago
  • Why'd they have to refer to LA Zoo Elephant Exhibit "fence hopper" as "mentally ill?" Couldn't they have just called her, "mammal lover?" about 2 hours ago
  • MTA offers extended train service New Year's weekend: [Extended service NOT needed during WORK WEEK for people to JOBS. For DRINKING=YES!] about 3 hours ago
  • @BarackObama When L.A. was violating 1st Amendment rights of 1000s across city. ZD sued in court and made 'em STOP=ZD FEDERAL court victory. about 3 hours ago
  • OH NO! COUNTY HOSPITAL DIDN'T HAVE "GLUTEN FREE MEALS!": Remember nutty Occupier w/Megaphone in ZD's video who made announcement for me? NUTTIER THAN I THOUGHT: Liz Savage http://t.co/cI6bmUIf about 3 hours ago
  • Someone said to me, today, "ZD, you're CRAZY! Certifiable Schizophrenic." I said, "F-You! You're no doctor!" She said, "Yes, I AM! YOURS!" about 4 hours ago
  • When news of things like investigation of Villar's Taylor Yard Deal/LAHD/etc hits news, you'll expect a ZD post, but I've already posted it. about 4 hours ago
  • Former mob boss Whitey Bulger treated for heart problems. Current mob boss Antonio Villaraigosa is fine. about 5 hours ago
  • ZD ON COUNCIL: Someone asked, "Gee ZD, u say u love Rosendahl, but SLAM HIM, as CM." A: Love my grandma=but SHE can't run district, either. about 8 hours ago
  • RT @Venice311 Great old skool video of Venice Beach. [Only way to say, "Great," "Video" and "Venice Beach," IS with "OLD SKOOL" adjective. about 9 hours ago
  • @Bill_Rosendahl: Your twitter-boy is soliciting for interns on his @TonyArranaga account. Is that A PERSONAL account? City or personal biz? about 9 hours ago
  • Getting more like a, "few bad apples," instead of, "whole bunch." I think LAPD is running spin-campaign on ZD by having cops be decent. :( about 11 hours ago
  • ZUMA DOGG MAGIC TRICK: Can step on a digital scale=make it show only 147 lbs. DROPPED MORE LBS TODAY! Do I hear 145? If I shave beard=144? about 11 hours ago
  • Los Angeles City News (http://t.co/zRtAQN51) for 12/28/11: Embedded Tweet Column for ZumaDogg… http://t.co/26lU28os about 12 hours ago
  • BREAKING NEWS: This just in=CONVENTIONAL WISDOM, SUCKS! (Good luck using it, THESE days.) ZD=prophet/genius/legend, cause I think OPPOSITE! about 13 hours ago
  • RT @LANow: LAPD officer accidentally shoots himself in foot. http://t.co/tnXVgoAv (L.A. City Hall shoots itself in foot, every day!) about 13 hours ago
  • Was told by L.A. Pension & CAO Execs, if Wall Street has a DOWN year, City in BIG trouble. (I DID NOT SAY IT.) GENERAL FUND=TIED TO WALL ST! about 13 hours ago
  • California to explore online lottery ticket sales. http://t.co/Zyus56q8 Why not just legalize gambling? BETTER odds. Folks will LOSE ALL! about 13 hours ago
  • Zuma Dogg Presents - ZD's Shared Music Playlists for holiday week & NYE party. 70's/80's (All formats): http://t.co/5rWAlbFw about 13 hours ago
  • I worked as Top 40 radio programmer, across U.S.: Running my blog=Top 40 format, now. Tune in to get a little bit of all L.A. news genres. about 13 hours ago
  • SEARCHES LINKING TO ZD'S BLOG: annette castro ramirez, alfred villalobos. plus, 12/27=Broidy/Wetherly Execs. ALL IN COMMON=PENSION FRAUD! about 14 hours ago
  • @Villaraigosa @Matt_Szabo Please tell Traffic Enforcement car #01432 how DANGEROUS it is to double park/block entire lane to write tickets. about 15 hours ago
  • @Villaraiogsa @Bill_Rosendahl @Matt_Szabo: U said traffic enforcers improved. Car #01432 did NOT get memo. Double parking to write tickets. about 15 hours ago
  • BEST way to use ZD's blog. Go to Google. Type, "Zuma-Dogg [Name and/or topic of interest]." Blog posts on ALL INVESTIGATIONS will appear. 1 day ago

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

UCLA Los Angeles Mayoral Debate Set For 4/27/12: L.A. Mayoral Candidate Zuma Dogg To EXPOSE WENDY GREUEL & ERIC GARCETTI as CANDIDATE DOGG!

Dear Mr. Dogg, My name is [UCLA Student Body President], I am writing to you on behalf of the student government at the University of California, Los Angeles. We are proud to be hosting a debate for the 2013 Los Angeles Mayoral Election and we would like to extend you an invitation to participate. The debate is set for the evening of April 27, 2012, in UCLA's Ackerman Student Union. This debate will allow you to both articulate your positions, and show the people of the city of Los Angeles, particularly students, why you should be their next mayor.

Members of the press will also be present. The major theme of the debate will be education and public services, especially in context with the current budgetary situation. [Leave Easter Bunny BULLSHIT in you Easter Bunny Basket, at home, Garcetti.]

Happy Holidays, and hope to hear from you soon!

All the Best,
USAC Student Body President UCLA
http://www.usac.ucla.edu


[PICTURED: Guy on the left, says, "no way guy in the right will show up, now that ZD will be there to expose him. "No-money" student vote doesn't matter to Garcetti. That's alright, students...you never learn anything worthwhile about reality from HIM!]

They DID hear from Mr. Dogg, already -- and the President is thrilled Mr. Dogg will be in attendance, hopefully, OFF THE CHARTS BIPOLAR that day...for some GOOD rants on Eric Garcetti & Wendy Greuel. Zuma Dogg Public Comment, comes to L.A. Mayoral Debates...AND ERIC CAN'T CUT ME OFF!!! DOH!

Los Angeles City News (LACityNews.com) for 12/28/11: Embedded Tweet Column for ZumaDogg, LATimes, LADailyNews, LAWeekly & "The 311s" (Scan All L.A. City News, in this ONE blog post!)

HAPPY HOLIDAY WEEKEND! Whether you are working, this week or not, it's the best week of the year. AFTER the pressure and rush of X-MAS (and all the stress it can bring) -- AND THE WEEKEND IN BETWEEN, LEADING TO NEW YEARS EVE & NEW YEARS DAY! Some of you may be aware...ZD has suffered from a slight online tweeting/blogging addiction; and as I dropped to record low 148.0 lbs, today; I realized, "my blogging is taking me nowhere." (If I'm suffering health scares, I'd like to THINK I can reduce my blogging. But as an innovator, (and the only role of an innovator), I wanted to INCREASE productivity, while REDUCING time and effort. So, I had to do something innovative: Zuma Dogg's MEGA TWEET COLUMNS. When I saw people like @BarackObama, @MicheleBachman, @NewtGingrich2012 (@NewtGingrich has tweeted @ZumaDogg, personally, so I know I'm reaching NEWT, beyond his campaign), @BEASTIEBOYS, the Governor of Hawaii, Senators, various other elected officials, and all the LATimes tweet accounts -- and many L.A. newspaper & TV news outlets (@ABC7, ect) follow @ZumaDogg; I wanted to provide a medium where everyone can quickly scan ONE BLOG for ALL THE TOP L.A. CITY NEWS STORIES, in ONE place. (Much the way a Top-40 station (at least in the OLD days) used to allow you to get a taste of all the different music genres, being played across all the other stations. So, in lieu of 3 or more blog posts a day, trying to recapture a lot of this; you can now scan Zuma Dogg, LA City News, LA Times, LA Daily News, LA Weekly, Venice311, Koreatown311, & HollywoodLA311 (311=tweets based on LAPD police scanner, including the channel you don't hear on the LAPD police scanner feed). HERE'S WHAT IS NOW POSTED ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF ZumaDogg.com/LACityNews.com/LADailyBlog.com/USAElections2012.com, iRadioLIVE.com, iTalkStream.com & PoliticalTVStream.com, which all feed to the same blog. Again, like a Top 40, will be representing ZD's original content, ZD's LA City News tweets/blog posts, LATimes/LADailyNews/LAWeekly and The 311s...all on ONE blog! Just like Garcetti said, "We TRULY ARE one big happy family!" ZD APPLIES TOP-40 RADIO FORMATICS TO L.A. City News BLOGGING: FULL blog: Venice311.org.

Monday, December 26, 2011

NEW BLOG INNOVATION: Zuma Dogg Presents - LA City News MEGA-Tweet Columns (Scan LATimes, Weekly, DailyNews, All Zuma Dogg, All 311 Tweets (Police Scanner), LADailyNews & More (See LACityNews.com)

BREAKING: As I sit here, round the clock, my creative medium is my blog, and the challenge is to constantly try to re-consolidate the L.A. City News blog and twitter universe, into ONE, EASY place to view it all. (FOR ME to monitor it all from above, as I scan for items to blog, tweet and do radio and video shows about.)

So check out the Embedded Twitter Columns at any of the Zuma Dogg Blog Network URLs: ZumaDogg.com, LADailyBlog.com, LACityNews.com, USAElections2012.com, iRadioLIVE.com, iTalkStream.com or PoliticalTVStream.com.

TWITTER COLUMNS INCLUDE:

@LA Times,@LADailyNews, @LAWeekly, @LACityNews (Zuma Dogg scans 100s of news tweets from 100s of accounts,, beyond the ones listed above -- and feeds the one he likes through @LACityNews), @ZumaDogg, @Venice311, @Koreatown311, @HollywoodLA311 (twitter feeds based on LAPD radio scanner) and @USAElections12.

Was going though my twitter followers, for the first time in a long time -- and noticed @BarackObama, @NewtGingrch2012 (Newt has sent me a tweet from @NewtGingrich), @MicheleBachmann and a bunch of Sentators and other elected officials "following" @ZumaDogg...so I wanted to give them a news medium, where they could see exactly HOW FUCKED UP L.A. City Hall is, quickly and easily...ALL IN ONE PLACE!

LACityNews.com if it's LOCAL news.
USAElections2012.com if you are elsewhere across the U.S.A.

And if you get an email from VoterInfo@USAElections2012.com...it's just ZD from his Venice Beach laptop. (SOME of you may have thought it was from some official registrars office, or something.)



Saturday, December 24, 2011

CHRISTMAS POLITICAL COMEDY: "Santa Scandal" Embroils 2013 L.A. Mayoral Candidate on Christmas! (Only a SLIGHT Parody.)

POLITICAL COMEDY COMMENTARY FOR CHRISTMAS: It all started when I saw a tweet from , where, "The Obamas" wish us all Happy Holidays (from their Hawaii resort).

So , who happens to be running in an election, as declared candidate, and registered with the L.A. Ethics Commission, as 2013 Candidate for Mayor. (I even got a "Seasons Greetings" eCard from L.A. Ethics Commission, yesterday! Which is more than Villaraigosa, Garcetti or Greuel can probably say. EACH having their own little, "issues," when it comes to campaign finance money.)

So I decided I better hop on the twitter platform and send out my own kiss-ass, "warmest, and most sincere Holiday wishes to you and yours -- and ALL THE BEST in the New Year!," in case any potential voters are reading.

THEN, ONE MINUTE LATER...@ sends out a kiss-ass, warm holiday wishes and all the best in the New Year (after DESTROYING the world [city] you live in).

It's as though Matt "Bozo" Szabo (the mayor's tweet-monkey-moron) saw Obamas' & Dogg's kiss-ass holiday wishes and said, "NOW, must be the right time," and copy and pasted The Obamas' kiss-ass holiday wishes tweet.

SO THEN, COMEDY GENIUS JUICE WAS RELEASED THROUGH THE NEURO-SYNOPTIC COMEDY SENSORS OF THE DOGG:

"SANTA SCANDAL": Zuma Dogg's 2013 Mayoral Campaign gets sidetracked on Christmas Eve, as competing political operative releases a 911 tape from 1973, when Candidate Zuma Dogg called the police, on suspicion that a man (Santa Claus) was going to be breaking into homes, throughout the city, though chimneys. Mr. Dogg is forced to respond to the media on Christmas Eve, to remind the press, he was only three years old, at the time, and his MOM LIED TO HIM!!!! (She said, Santa was waiting for me to go to sleep, so he could slide down the chimney, and put out presents.) SEE ERIC GARCETTI...I can blame my MOM, too...just like YOU DID in LA Daily News when you were BUSTED and found GUILTY by the L.A. Ethics Dept. (NO SEASONS GREETINGS CARD FOR YOU!)

ZUMA DOGG'S VIDEO CHRISTMAS CAROL CARD!:

[WARNING: Turn down speaker volume,  A LOT! But check it out. A TOP ZD CLIP OF ALL TIME!]

AS CANDIDATE, better to get out of way: YES, when I was 3, I called 911 on Santa, cause I heard he was gonna break into homes thru chimney.

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN: (Read from bottom up.)

AS CANDIDATE, better to get out of way, now: YES, when I was 3, I called 911 on Santa, cause I heard he was gonna break into homes thru chimney.

STATEMENT from candidate ZUMA DOGG on "Santa Scandal": I don't remember calling 911 on Santa for suspicion he was gonna break in. I was 3.

RT : Scandal rocks Mayoral Candidate Zuma Dogg's 2013 campaign. Called 911 for Santa breaking in to home in 1973, when he was 3.

Don't wanna sidetrack my campaign w Cain-like scandal. When I was FOOLED to think Santa, HIMSELF, BROKE IN to put out gifts, I WAS ONLY 3!

As investigative gadfly=I APOLOGIZE/being FOOLED to think Santa/HIMSELF, was waiting for me to fall asleep, to put out gifts, when I was 3.

ZD's X-MAS MEMORIES: 3 yrs old/still believed in Santa/my mom peeking in=making sure I was sleeping to put out gifts. (NOT to let Santa in!)

I REFUSE to allow the mayor's kiss-ass "best holiday wishes" tweet to bottle cap mine. So again, MERRY X-MAS/BEST WISHES 4 NEW YEAR FROM ZD!

RT Merry Christmas to you & your family. Best wishes for New Year. (Ha, ha! I tweeted MY kiss-ass holiday tweet 1 min ago!)

I'd like to send my deepest, warmest and most sincere, personal Holiday wishes to all, (voters) from L.A. 2013 Mayoral Candidate Zuma Dogg.

NOT to be outdone, by all the OTHER politicians running for office, I'd like to wish each and every one of you, sincere Holiday Wishes. - ZD

RT : "From our family (in Hawaii at resort) to yours, Merry Christmas" -First Lady Michelle Obama: http://t.co/I7HFSNBt

"Season's Greetings" Holiday Card from Los Angeles City Ethics Commission (Zuma Dogg Got One. Did Eric Garcetti? http://t.co/v0FfuTY1


[PICTURED: As U Can See: Santa forgave me. Here we are at a reunion, and he promised he is going to vote for me for L.A. Mayor in 2013, and is going to leave a ZD campaign flier in every X-MAS stocking, for kid's parents! I hope YOU can forgive me, too, for this one time, terrible error in judgement. Again, I was only three. I take FULL responsibility, and promise it won't happen, again.]

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[And, P.S.: Is it still POSSIBLE, at this point, anymore, to thank everyone who DID do the "heavy lifting" this year, helping to keep this blog functioning, almost 50% of the time! Thank you, very much and Merry Christmas. Enjoy the BEST WEEK OF THE YEAR COMING UP! But, I STILL can't be a phony. DAMN, is next year gonna be a DISASTER for City of Los Angeles. From a trash collection standpoint, alone. Again, Merry X-MAS, before it turns into a rant!]